Pirates vs Ninjas
- jopperm2
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@Aegis, You're right there, but what I meant is that Beer(as well as ale and other beer-like drinks) get worse with age as wine and liquor get better. Also, the ships would stock beer in hand-blown glass bottles with wired corks somewhat like champaign. That's why it was customary for the sailor to chop off the neck witha sword and throw it overboard. That didn't last too long though because the quality, and price, of bottles increased.
@Rob, I wonder if maybe this should move to SYM. It's gotten kinda off topic and it isn't necessarily particular to DnD.
@Rob, I wonder if maybe this should move to SYM. It's gotten kinda off topic and it isn't necessarily particular to DnD.
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will not have, nor do they deserve, either one."
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- Fiberfar
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Yar'll no threat a pirate ye black coloured diperboy!!! YARR!!!
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
Ninja, why? Nothing says you have to be a GOOD ninja. I'd be a drunken ninja, attempting to be stealthy and deadly. In reality, I'd reek of booze and alert the guards and have to fight my way out of near death situations with my sword, praying I'm not too drunk to hold onto the hilt.
Oh, and there's no sharks to deal with as a ninja.
Oh, and there's no sharks to deal with as a ninja.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Ninja! Since this movie proves ninjas are much cooler.
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[QUOTE=jopperm2]Sure there are sharks. Everyone knows that most ninjas these days work for evil geniuses and most evil geniuses have moats filled with sharks. Duh.[/QUOTE]
I'll use my drunken stealth techniques to fill the moat with vodka instead, training the sharks to dance and attack on my command. Yes...dance little sharks...
I'll use my drunken stealth techniques to fill the moat with vodka instead, training the sharks to dance and attack on my command. Yes...dance little sharks...
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Yes, why go assassinate the target noble when you can get wasted with his daughter, woo her and run off into the night. Then you kill him from worry and have the daughter and booze. I should be a friggin ninja.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=jopperm2]You may want to contact Jackie Chan's agent about a possible movie deal. [/QUOTE]
Psshtt. I rather contact Jessica Alba's agent about a possible movie deal...
Psshtt. I rather contact Jessica Alba's agent about a possible movie deal...
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"