The Leather and Lace Cafe

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:20 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*evil grin*

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Must find happy place....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:21 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Must find happy place....

[/QUOTE]It's okay Magrus *makes soothing noises* You'll survive... CM's victims usually do....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:22 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Must find happy place....

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Good luck

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:30 pm

Ah...women and booze....happy place found. *sighs*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:37 pm

Let's recount, shall we?

Women
Leather
Posteriors
Booze
Leather
Loud Music
Women
Pretzels
Booze

all that adds up to a happy place? Save me a front row seat

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:41 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Let's recount, shall we?

Women
Leather
Posteriors
Booze
Leather
Loud Music
Women
Pretzels
Booze

all that adds up to a happy place? Save me a front row seat

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Where did pretzels come into it?

I thought we were having Alligator Donair

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:43 pm

I'd be perfectly fine with just the women, booze and loud music personally, but whatever floats your boat.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:44 pm

You can;t drink without pretzels. Whether you eat them or not, they must be present.

And on another note, where the stage and the poles?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:47 pm

Well I don't have the stage but I'm fairly certain I brought a pole in with me. At least I hope I didn't lose it, those things are nigh irreplacable.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:47 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You can;t drink without pretzels. Whether you eat them or not, they must be present.

And on another note, where the stage and the poles?

[/QUOTE] Oh okay... *sigh* *passes out dishes of pretzels, chips and peanuts*

I don't know where the stage and pole are, would you be volunteering to dance for us?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:56 pm

I've danced before. I was thinking more along the lines of being a spectator during a females performance

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:57 pm

*waits for female patrons to appear*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:59 pm

Shot down in flames

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:00 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Shot down in flames

[/QUOTE] Well, you looked cold. As hostess I had to ensure you weren't neglected

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:01 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Shot down in flames

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Were you really expecting her to dance for you?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:05 pm

You never know Magrus. Stranmge things have happened on SYM. It wouldn't be the first time I was surprised by sucess

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:12 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You never know Magrus. Stranmge things have happened on SYM. It wouldn't be the first time I was surprised by sucess

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Hmm...that is a good attitude. Perhaps you must try harder?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:16 pm

*snicker*

Okay, I need to head out for the night.
If anyone is around make yourselves at home, and don't forget to turn the spit, remain in (or out of) leather... and water the plants

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:41 pm

Yes'm, will do.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:16 am

I'm here for the coffee...

*yawns*