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the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:36 pm

Toffs are the "upper echelons" of society- wine-spitting, self indulgent, arrogant, stuck-up, two-faced, inbred, buck-toothed wankers who pronounce "years" to rhyme with "jars"- i.e. the Queen and her ilk.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:40 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Toffs are the "upper echelons" of society- wine-spitting, self indulgent, arrogant, stuck-up, two-faced, inbred, buck-toothed wankers who pronounce "years" to rhyme with "jars"- i.e. the Queen and her ilk.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, I cannot stand those people. Should get drunk and set them on fire or something. Well, I'm halfway there so maybe it's a bad idea.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:51 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Oh yeah, I cannot stand those people. Should get drunk and set them on fire or something. Well, I'm halfway there so maybe it's a bad idea.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't work anyway- they'd "release the hounds" before you crossed the grounds. Although, if you could get hold of some naplam and a B-52 in prepation for S-Day, maybe we could deal with two problems at once?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:55 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Wouldn't work anyway- they'd "release the hounds" before you crossed the grounds. Although, if you could get hold of some naplam and a B-52 in prepation for S-Day, maybe we could deal with two problems at once?[/QUOTE]

I have no problem cooking dogs...I'll see what I can do. Napalm is easy to make, it's the plane thats a problem.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I have no problem cooking dogs...I'll see what I can do. Napalm is easy to make, it's the plane thats a problem.[/QUOTE]

Maybe we could make one out of balsa wood and glue, like those cissy mummys-boys who sit at home on a Friday night making airfix models pretending they're doing something cool- we could even kidnap one and make him build it for us.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Maybe we could make one out of balsa wood and glue, like those cissy mummys-boys who sit at home on a Friday night making airfix models pretending they're doing something cool- we could even kidnap one and make him build it for us.

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Hmm, I have a few engineer friends...if I give them beer, they'll do anything.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:07 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Hmm, I have a few engineer friends...if I give them beer, they'll do anything.

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Beer is good- sex is better- naked women wanting a good seeing to and bringing plenty of beer is best

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:57 pm

[QUOTE=the_limey]Beer is good- sex is better- naked women wanting a good seeing to and bringing plenty of beer is best[/QUOTE]

I know one for you then but definately not someone I'd go near. I'd need one of those enviromental suits those virus specialists wear.

Darth Zenemij · Post by **Darth Zenemij** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:00 pm

Ah, behold the terrors of Drinking and having sex with some women you met out of random.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:00 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I know one for you then but definately not someone I'd go near. I'd need one of those enviromental suits those virus specialists wear.

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A bit manky is she? But there again if there's grass on the pitch...

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:02 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]Why is that? Why can't I get everything I want for free, immediately?

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you have anger problems and roast those who help you. thats why.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:08 pm

[QUOTE=Darth Zenemij]Ah, behold the terrors of Drinking and having sex with some women you met out of random.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the term "bumpy ride" took on a whole new meaning with her. A friend of mine didn't believe me when I told him and found out later what I meant by that.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:16 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah, the term "bumpy ride" took on a whole new meaning with her. A friend of mine didn't believe me when I told him and found out later what I meant by that.

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What do you mean by that?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:18 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]What do you mean by that?[/QUOTE]

Ha, you have those commercials for creams and such to prevent breakouts down below the equater too or is that just up in America?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:20 pm

Breakouts???

Man I'm lost.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:21 pm

Chocolate ass cream!! Woohoo!!!!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:22 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Breakouts???

Man I'm lost.[/QUOTE]

You know what "the clap" is? VD? All that stuff?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:23 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]You know what "the clap" is? VD? All that stuff?

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Hm... to be honest, no.

the_limey · Post by **the_limey** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:24 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hm... to be honest, no.[/QUOTE]

He's talking about gonnorhea(sp?). That rather nasty disease on one's genitals.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:26 pm

Oh my goodness, I was thinking about shaving cream

Yeah, that happens here too. But, of course, they taught us primitives to use condoms. And that is -thank the Goddess - very rare, at least in the not so poor places.