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[QUOTE=Brynn]Oh... that's true... Magrus, I want you to er... how shall I put it... give me back my dog and resurrect him! [/QUOTE]
No dog humps me and then questions my masculinity and gets away with it. I tossed the little bugger into a wood chipper and sold him to get more booze. HA. Showed him.
What? You miss the constant adoration and being stalked? There's plenty of other people here more than willing to do so.
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]No, I prefer the pain of the tooth to the pain of having you as my relative [/QUOTE]
Fine! I wouldn't want you dating my sister either! She's only seven.
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@Mag: i did have to party in between spending "quality time" with my gf man has to take a break sometimes you know [/QUOTE]
Good call, good call. Drunken sex is good for you.
No dog humps me and then questions my masculinity and gets away with it. I tossed the little bugger into a wood chipper and sold him to get more booze. HA. Showed him.
What? You miss the constant adoration and being stalked? There's plenty of other people here more than willing to do so.
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]No, I prefer the pain of the tooth to the pain of having you as my relative [/QUOTE]
Fine! I wouldn't want you dating my sister either! She's only seven.
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@Mag: i did have to party in between spending "quality time" with my gf man has to take a break sometimes you know [/QUOTE]
Good call, good call. Drunken sex is good for you.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Rudar Dimble
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]@Mag: i did have to party in between spending "quality time" with my gf man has to take a break sometimes you know [/QUOTE]
If women only knew how hard it is for us...
If women only knew how hard it is for us...
Broken promises
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
- Locke Da'averan
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This dog doesn't only talk, but it spams too.
Why is that dangerous? First it'll be the dogs coming to spam here, then the cats, then the lions, then the hyenas, then the owls, then the mice, then the rats and then the sewer-repairguys.
And I'm afraid of hyenas.
Why is that dangerous? First it'll be the dogs coming to spam here, then the cats, then the lions, then the hyenas, then the owls, then the mice, then the rats and then the sewer-repairguys.
And I'm afraid of hyenas.
[size=-1]An optimist is a badly informed pessimist.[/size]
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[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]if that was the only thing it does
and it ain't a cute doggy.. it's an ooziggy and that ain't a pretty sight [/QUOTE]
I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!???
and it ain't a cute doggy.. it's an ooziggy and that ain't a pretty sight [/QUOTE]
I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!???
Broken promises
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]If women only knew how hard it is for us...[/QUOTE]
Exactly, it's not a walk in the park you know. It's hard work. We do it for the exercise girls, you should help us out more often.
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]quite the contrary.. it's alot easier that way...(i'm not joking)
and when the other one is drunk also... that's when the best stories are born and the crazyest stuff happens [/QUOTE]
*sighs* I remember my Lina having to grab her little brother's sippy cup so she wouldn't spill her drink while we were playing one night. Drinking goes quite well with that.
[QUOTE=Brynn]Not at all, he gave upon that finally. I just cannot let you kill a cute little dog just b/c it barks [/QUOTE]
No, you can't be happy with it. If you couldn't let me, I wouldn't have gotten $2.25 a pound for him at the butcher. You can return the bottles if you feel bad though.
Exactly, it's not a walk in the park you know. It's hard work. We do it for the exercise girls, you should help us out more often.
[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]quite the contrary.. it's alot easier that way...(i'm not joking)
and when the other one is drunk also... that's when the best stories are born and the crazyest stuff happens [/QUOTE]
*sighs* I remember my Lina having to grab her little brother's sippy cup so she wouldn't spill her drink while we were playing one night. Drinking goes quite well with that.
[QUOTE=Brynn]Not at all, he gave upon that finally. I just cannot let you kill a cute little dog just b/c it barks [/QUOTE]
No, you can't be happy with it. If you couldn't let me, I wouldn't have gotten $2.25 a pound for him at the butcher. You can return the bottles if you feel bad though.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!??? [/QUOTE]
Take it easy, Rudar. A couple of month spent on SYM and you'll get used to it The thing is, we've "known" each other for quite a while here on GB, been sp*ahem* talking a lot and such, so what may seem like a secret language now will be familiar after some time Feel free to join if you meet any of the following requirement:
- you like drinking
- you like spamming
- you are a freak
- you have long hair
- you feel capable of looking after a full-grown dragons
- you are Brazilian.
Welcome
Take it easy, Rudar. A couple of month spent on SYM and you'll get used to it The thing is, we've "known" each other for quite a while here on GB, been sp*ahem* talking a lot and such, so what may seem like a secret language now will be familiar after some time Feel free to join if you meet any of the following requirement:
- you like drinking
- you like spamming
- you are a freak
- you have long hair
- you feel capable of looking after a full-grown dragons
- you are Brazilian.
Welcome
Up the IRONS!
I got the top four on the list!
Oozit's the guy who got tossed into the woodchipper out back for questioning my masculinity. The butcher down the block now sells dog burgers.
Oozit's the guy who got tossed into the woodchipper out back for questioning my masculinity. The butcher down the block now sells dog burgers.
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
- Rudar Dimble
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[QUOTE=Brynn]Take it easy, Rudar. A couple of month spent on SYM and you'll get used to it The thing is, we've "known" each other for quite a while here on GB, been sp*ahem* talking a lot and such, so what may seem like a secret language now will be familiar after some time Feel free to join if you meet any of the following requirement:
- you like drinking
- you like spamming
- you are a freak
- you have long hair
- you feel capable of looking after a full-grown dragons
- you are Brazilian.
Welcome [/QUOTE]
Well, I know the workings of SYM (I've been lurking around on these boards for over 3 years now)...I just couldn't follow the things you were talking about. And I don't fit the 'you have long' and the 'you are Brazilian' prerequisites....the others seem to work.
- you like drinking
- you like spamming
- you are a freak
- you have long hair
- you feel capable of looking after a full-grown dragons
- you are Brazilian.
Welcome [/QUOTE]
Well, I know the workings of SYM (I've been lurking around on these boards for over 3 years now)...I just couldn't follow the things you were talking about. And I don't fit the 'you have long' and the 'you are Brazilian' prerequisites....the others seem to work.
Broken promises
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Exactly, it's not a walk in the park you know. It's hard work. We do it for the exercise girls, you should help us out more often.
[/QUOTE]
You know they won't listen. I've been trying for 7 years now and still no success.
[/QUOTE]
You know they won't listen. I've been trying for 7 years now and still no success.
Broken promises
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
The trick is, tie them up and tease them first, then they're so frustrated they do the rest of the work.Rudar Dimble wrote:You know they won't listen. I've been trying for 7 years now and still no success.
Because I'm super.You bastard! Scum! How could you?! How could you...
"You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Because I'm super. [/QUOTE]
Thanks for asking(starts whistling an old south park tune )
Thanks for asking(starts whistling an old south park tune )
I once had a little teaparty, this afternoon at three, twas was very small, three guests in all; I, myself, and me. myself ate up the sandwhiches, while i drank up the tea. twas also i that ate the pie,and passed the cake to me
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[QUOTE=Magrus]The trick is, tie them up and tease them first, then they're so frustrated they do the rest of the work. [/QUOTE]
I do tie her up, but then I start doing other things
I do tie her up, but then I start doing other things
Broken promises
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
"They made us many promises,
more than I can remember.
But they kept but one -
They promised to take our land...
and they took it"
Chief Red Cloud
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[QUOTE=Grimar]Thanks for asking(starts whistling an old south park tune )[/QUOTE]
Everythig is fun whenever, Don't you thinnk I look cute in this hat?
Everythig is fun whenever, Don't you thinnk I look cute in this hat?
I decend from grace in arms of undertow...
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magrus]I think you and I would end up in the hospital trying to drink together... Oh its a shame you live so far away man. We could have so much fun! Well... maybe. We might end up in jail after we get out of the hospital.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Rudar Dimble]I kinda started reading this thread a couple of minutes ago and I'm too lazy to go over all the replies....so what the heck are you talking about!!!??? [/QUOTE]
well since i'm drinking i only have one hand to use for typing so i'll try to keep this short..
oozae is a guy who got a nick oozit and he tries to get love(in any form imaginable)from anyone.. then he turned into a dog and he humps ppl, well humped, since after the woodchipper incident he hasn't been doing that much . the guy is a freak pervert with lunacy as a side effect(we're freaks here, but there's a limit even to the amount magrus can consume alcohol. ) anyways, you take oozit and doggy you get oozi(t/do)ggy
i'm sure others can also divulge some info on the case at hand
well since i'm drinking i only have one hand to use for typing so i'll try to keep this short..
oozae is a guy who got a nick oozit and he tries to get love(in any form imaginable)from anyone.. then he turned into a dog and he humps ppl, well humped, since after the woodchipper incident he hasn't been doing that much . the guy is a freak pervert with lunacy as a side effect(we're freaks here, but there's a limit even to the amount magrus can consume alcohol. ) anyways, you take oozit and doggy you get oozi(t/do)ggy
i'm sure others can also divulge some info on the case at hand