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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 17, 2005 6:36 am

Whats with the new nipple sig Locke?

Those drinks are awesome, there is more than one recipe for them btw. Search for it online at a drink recipe website and you should find a few different ways to make it.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:08 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Whats with the new nipple sig Locke?

Those drinks are awesome, there is more than one recipe for them btw. Search for it online at a drink recipe website and you should find a few different ways to make it.

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i felt that it was pointless advertising kayless' DCI since no-one votes for it anymore.. it's plummeting in the ranks of top web comics.. and i felt like changing it.. it's nicely pointless in it's own geniousness IMO

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:29 pm

That's a good reason. My brother played me this song, and there's a few lines in it I want to use as my sig, but the first line isn't approriate at all. The next two, well....maybe I'll take opinions? Should I keep what I have or change it to:

"Hello ma'am, would you be interested
In some sexual positions and emotional investments"

???

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:36 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]That's a good reason. My brother played me this song, and there's a few lines in it I want to use as my sig, but the first line isn't approriate at all. The next two, well....maybe I'll take opinions? Should I keep what I have or change it to:

"Hello ma'am, would you be interested
In some sexual positions and emotional investments"

???[/QUOTE]

hmm well that song suits you well, maybe even better than your current one..

what would be on that first line???

you might twist the words in to kiddie friendly

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 17, 2005 12:40 pm

This was my quandry, would it be offensive and should I get rid of my nice quote-sig thingy I have going.

The first line is in another section of the song...one of the words would get me into trouble, but it's funny. Oh so funny.

The whole song is funny.

Just not my normal style, it's rap my brother showed me, but I like it. Funny guys.

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:00 pm

what is this thread really about

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 17, 2005 1:09 pm

Anything involving perversion, drinking, things you shouldn't do, killing smurfs and of course, me because I made it.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue May 17, 2005 3:20 pm

Mag, whats the lesson man?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue May 17, 2005 3:29 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]Mag, whats the lesson man?[/QUOTE]

I forgot, the whole friends graduation this week thing is making me slack off.

Lesson of the Day:

While scooping up one of the cute friends of your last ex may be fun and exciting at the time, it can come back to haunt you. Or rather, she can. Doing so again with another friend in the group is asking for trouble. No matter what, don't grab a fourth friend. I learned the hard way and it sucks like a toddler with a lolly pop.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:39 am

no kidding

my (ex)friend dated 3 girls at the same time who were also best friends together

surprisingly, he didn't get burned. the girls renounced their friendship and he continued dating the best looking...

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:50 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]and he continued dating the best looking...[/QUOTE]
Typical!

No matter if the girl is as dumb as a troll, as long as she looks gorgeous she's OK

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 18, 2005 5:52 am

I can't stand moron's sorry. Trying to date a girl without a brain somewhat on par with mine just hasn't worked. I need a smart girl or I get so frustrated re-explaining everything we discuss I end up drinking just so I can talk with her.

My ex Sarah was a bright girl, we just didn't think along the same lines at all and ended up with the same result. We didn't get along unless I was drunk, but when I was drunk I ended up only wanting one thing from her and that didn't work out too well either.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:41 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Typical!

No matter if the girl is as dumb as a troll, as long as she looks gorgeous she's OK

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yes he's quite the typical chauvinist type go-getter imo.. IIRC she wasn't that stupid, i mean not a bimbo, but having loose moral values is usually considered to be a sign of stupidness. or smth along those lines..

@Mag: i can't stand idiots either.. when i'm tired at job or smth like that i usually have a zero tolerance towards morons and i really have to try not to say anything..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:51 am

Yeah, I'm brilliant by all standards I've been marked against by others. I enjoy being a goof though, I'll act like a moron, play around, yadda yadda yadda, whatever. I like being able to sit down with someone and have an intelligent discussion sometimes though. Not even that, if someone can't even get my sense of humor, and just ends up starting at me dumbfounded when I crack a joke...grrr...never going through that again. It was a constant cycle and attempting to communicate, realizing it was as futile as talking to an ape and dragging the girl off to bed. I got so frustrated I started talking to myself and realized I had to move on.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed May 18, 2005 7:54 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Yeah, I'm brilliant by all standards I've been marked against by others. I enjoy being a goof though, I'll act like a moron, play around, yadda yadda yadda, whatever. I like being able to sit down with someone and have an intelligent discussion sometimes though. Not even that, if someone can't even get my sense of humor, and just ends up starting at me dumbfounded when I crack a joke...grrr...never going through that again. It was a constant cycle and attempting to communicate, realizing it was as futile as talking to an ape and dragging the girl off to bed. I got so frustrated I started talking to myself and realized I had to move on.

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well smth i could've said myself.. except i haven't dated a stupid girl..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 18, 2005 8:05 am

She was the rebound girl after a 2 year relationship. Yeah, that one lasted a year. She was fun, just...as time went on, she seemed to be more and more stupid. Maybe you really can make their brains come out if you do it hard enough.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed May 18, 2005 8:09 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]She was the rebound girl after a 2 year relationship. Yeah, that one lasted a year. She was fun, just...as time went on, she seemed to be more and more stupid. Maybe you really can make their brains come out if you do it hard enough.

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*ugh*

well i haven't checked under the pillows lately.. maybe her brains rolled under the table

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 18, 2005 8:23 am

Ha, one of my old pets made the filthiest comment along those lines and I cannot for the life of me remember exactly how it goes. Wish I could though, SHE was wonderful fun for the month or so I had her. Good memories.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:46 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ha, one of my old pets made the filthiest comment along those lines and I cannot for the life of me remember exactly how it goes. Wish I could though, SHE was wonderful fun for the month or so I had her. Good memories.

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maybe it's for the best.. it wouldn't be good if your "exalted member" status would be changed into "Banned"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:49 pm

It would be a sad day indeed.

I'd finally get the dream TM has been reaching for though.

Still...I wish I could recall that comment.

I don't feel like doing any lessons today, any initiations I haven't taken care of I need to get out of the way?