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Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:16 pm

[QUOTE=giles337]great minds thing alike, mag

[/QUOTE]

And small minds run in great big circles!

...almost like a three-legged rabbit!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:20 pm

Rabbit's eh...there's a dirty interpretation you can take on the whole "rabbit punching" thing you know.

Book conversation here and such.

I say, anyone have gem's of 'wisdom' to impart, suggestions, flames, etc.?

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:23 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Rabbit's eh...there's a dirty interpretation you can take on the whole "rabbit punching" thing you know.

Book conversation here and such.

I say, anyone have gem's of 'wisdom' to impart, suggestions, flames, etc.?[/QUOTE]

I vote we form a commitee on what to vote on. Democrazy at its finest!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:25 pm

A vote we form a intoxicocracy where the drunks rule.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:31 pm

A vote we form a intoxicocracy where the drunks rule.

Ooh! OOH! I second!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:33 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ooh! OOH! I second!

[/QUOTE]

I pi!!!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:36 pm

3.14159265

?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:36 pm

You know what I'm envisioning? One of those little books you can get, the pocket sized one. Like a tiny daily planner or little black phone book right? 30 pages or so of dirty, filthy knowledge that anyone could hide in their back pocket. Inspiration at it's finest. All for $5.99.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:39 pm

Do you think I could import it through Amazon

?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:44 pm

Ha, unfortunately, the company I was planning to use says this...

Does not contain material that is unlawful, obscene, defamatory, pornographic, indecent, lewd, harassing, threatening, harmful, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory, or-deep breath-otherwise objectionable,

*sighs* it says that EVERYWHERE. BAH! I have a printer. I'll do my own stuff.

I should be able to figure out a way to do this. I have a dream!

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:22 pm

Maybe we should start small

or is online publication not enough to satiate your desire to spread the perversion!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:23 pm

Small works for now.

I wanted booze money out of this.

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:23 pm

Then we can bombard surfers with cheap porn ads

and make millions

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:25 pm

Maybe I could get my friends to pose for cheap porn pictures and bump up the cost?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:33 pm

Perhaps we are getting distracted from our goals here. Are we hoping to make six figure profits?

I joined this crusade for what it stands for dagnabbit. We should be a non profit organization: making enough money only pay for alcohol expenses (which are great indeed

).

I joined with the belief in the great pillars of Corruption: the poisoning of the sober, the penetration of the chaste, and the ...

Alas, I've run out of inspiration for the last one

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:35 pm

Ha, those two work...they work wonderfully.

I could care less whether this makes money, now I'm curious to see if I could DO it. This thread will be good for brainstorming I think. If we take all of the lesson's and commentary on them that could cause some interesting writing, don't you think?

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:41 pm

Absolutely, there's 91 pages of perverse back log for you to sift through

so theres something to occupy the wee hours

Should maybe ammend a 'Topic Of The Day' to your 'Lessons Of The Day', see what people manage to come up with.

And when all else fails... ever notice how every idea you come up with when drunk is absolutely ingenious in its simplicity and the fact that its guaranteed to work 100%?

My friend thought that... until the light fixture ripped from the ceiling. He still has the bruises to show for it.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:44 pm

[QUOTE=Denethorn]And when all else fails... ever notice how every idea you come up with when drunk is absolutely ingenious in its simplicity and the fact that its guaranteed to work 100%?

My friend thought that... until the light fixture ripped from the ceiling. He still has the bruises to show for it.[/QUOTE]

Do tell what he did...

Denethorn · Post by **Denethorn** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:54 pm

He drank too much and decided it was time for bed. So while the rest of us where there drinking away merrily, he set about constructing his Magnum Opus: the light-fixture hammock

.

So great was his discovery, that we were all in awe of this well conceived and carefully devised device - and thus we were all unable to tell him how utterly stupid said idea was.

He managed to get one bit of twine like rubbish around the light; it was then that his engineering degree kicked in and that therefor must mean adequate Quality Control of the product

... the string sat there, gazing at him, it was a challenge

a mountain to be conquered. He ran across the room, and attempted a tarzan leap...

It held remarkably well, he managed to reach the apex of the swing before the light was pulled from the ceiling, delivering maximum damage to the intoxicated-Tarzan.

The owner of the light fixture may actually have been angry, were it not for the sheer hilarity of the situation

I think he stood up, yelped then collapsed on the sofa... and was never heard of again that night.

THE END

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:56 pm

That, that is a wonderful explination of drunken ideas gone horribly wrong yet amazingly hilarious.

Oh, it hurts the face with the laughing.