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Are there any real godlings on GBanshee at all?

No, cause no one can just smell chicken tandoori and keep alive.
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No, cause no one can just smell chicken tandoori and keep alive.
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I hate when you get stuck in the middle in those situations. Guys can never do the right thing. If you keep your seat they glare at you like you should get up, and if you get up you get *****ed out for being sexist. Sometimes we just can't win, guys. Oh, well. I still laugh sometimes that they have to squeeze watermelon sized babies out of garden hose sized tubes. Makes you feel a bit better. That and standing up and peeing. Gotta love that. Now I'll just wait for somebody to slam me for my "sexist" comment that is just and observation...
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It's so true though. We try being thoughtful and considerate and suddenly we're oppressive and ignorant. Well, if you can take care of everything yourself, keep it to yourself and be polite about it. A "oh, no thanks, I don't mind standing", or "I can get the door, you don't have to hold it for me you know", rather than shouting and insulting me would suffice.
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Huzzah. We've got quite a little male-chauvinist discussion going here... we should break away from the citadel and form our own testosterone driven society. With wet T-shirt parties. And sex slaves. And..

bum it lets just stay here and drink :o
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[QUOTE=Denethorn]we should break away from the citadel [/QUOTE]

Anarchist! :eek:
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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I prefer the term... "visionary" ;)

Positive-conotation. Unfortunately, I'm a lazy visionary so I'm going to conform.
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I'd kind of like to go to my friend's cosmotology school and drink atm personally, but here works. :o
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[QUOTE=Brynn]Unleash your anger on young and innocent tea-drinking brits :p [/QUOTE]

Brynn? :( *goes off and weeps in a corner*
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It's ok giles, your night of drunken grabbing and fondling stripped away your "innocent" status. ;)
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:eek: I was grabbed and fondled first thank you very much! :p
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[QUOTE=giles337] :eek: I was grabbed and fondled first thank you very much! :p [/QUOTE]

That's the best way to lose your innocence my friend. :p Been there, enjoyed it. Ride the wave, or umm, what was that thing. Oh, we were talking about girls, not water, right? :o
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If you're getting THOSE two things confused, Mag, then some of your "stories" might be questionable ;)
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Shhh...don't spread that around! :eek: :p

I love my stories. I've yet to have the long-term successful relationships I've wanted. I've had two girls I've loved die. Yet, given all of that, I've done some crazy, kinky things and had a lot of fun. A lot of fun... :o
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Wow... Sounds like my life, an a bigger scale... :rolleyes:
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You've dealt with the whole death thing? :eek:
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I was gunna say, minus death, but it seemed insensitive. I have delt with death, but never of girls I loved, only othe people very close to me.
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
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Yeah, it's different losing a partner/lover than anyone else in your life. I'd have to say losing a child might be the only thing worse than that feeling. :(

I've dealt with some truly horrible situation's most people haven't believed, and some truly wild and crazy things most people haven't believed. Either way, I've dealt with them and learned from them, so it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of it. *shrugs* I've always been told I've been far more passionate and crazy than the average person, and my life's ended up that way as well. Strange, spontaneous, sometimes terrible, sometimes wonderful things happen around me.
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Exactly. You gotta take life on the chin, and take everything it throws at ya :)
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
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Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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Post by Magrus »

Except for poo. That'd be gross. :o
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Even poo, im afraid :p
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
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Does this rule apply to females as well? :p
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