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[QUOTE=giles337]Im sorry, you really DO need to clarify the subjects of your sentences. I almsot cried. ;) [/QUOTE]

Ooh, sorry giles. I'll go edit that one for the sake of the sanity of the people that will read it later.
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Probably not, and yeah...basically. :(

Oh well, maybe Kimmy will bring Juila over tomorrow again. Those jeans were entirely cut too low and too tight to stay on IMHO. :p
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Thank you :D I'll leave my quote there for posteriority though :rolleyes:
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No use confusing everybody, I suppose, though that can be rather amusing.

@Mag - Cute girls in tight jeans = happiness in pants. Can't let that one slide.
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[QUOTE=Erenor]No use confusing everybody, I suppose, though that can be rather amusing.

@Mag - Cute girls in tight jeans = happiness in pants. Can't let that one slide.[/QUOTE]

Ha, that would make a wonderful t-shirt I would proudly wear. :p Girls just shouldn't be allowed to wear those and wiggle and grin at men like that. Not right. The jeans alone is bad enough without the wiggling and suggestive smirk. :o
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Yes, but as cruel and unusual as that punishment can be, I'd rather have the girls wearing that stuff and walking around then not. The world is a better place with the wiggling. And there's more room in my Inbox now. I need to check that more often.
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My room is a better place with the spanking and the cuffing. Girls can wiggle there too!
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Make a sign that says that and put it over your door. "Wiggle your way on in here with those tight jeans! ps. only horny women with stamina need apply"
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[QUOTE=Erenor]Make a sign that says that and put it over your door. "Wiggle your way on in here with those tight jeans! ps. only horny women with stamina need apply"[/QUOTE]

If it was my house, I'd put that on my front door to the house to be honest. Heck, if I had the money, I'd buy myself a nice, big, shiny tombstone, stick it beside the mailbox with all sorts of filthy things carved into it. Stick neon lights inside the carvings so it glows at night. :cool:
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Neon lights. Nice touch. Kinda scary, but cool nonetheless.
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It would get the point across I think. "Avoid the property if you've got a weak stomach and can't handle strange things" type deal.
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I think a "Beware of Mag" sign should be posted somewhere. "Only those strong of mind, heart, body, and constitution should enter here!" You could make an interesting set of signs, man.
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You could bundle them with your book/bible :D
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I wouldn't call it a bible, exactly. More a collection of stories and lessons for the naive and prude.
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*chuckles* "naive and prude" tends to be a state that doesn't last long around me. :p
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Stff!

Save The Flamingo's Fund!

It was brought to my attention that flamingo lawn ornament's are sexually deprived. Therefore I have a plan to save them.

I'm in need of the funding to get:

2 of said flamingo lawn ornament's.
4 bottles of Alka-seltzer
1 recorder/playback with remote control function unit
1 drill
and 1 video camera.

Then...then we shall well...that's secret!
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I support the STFF! Let's roll, Mag!
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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Well I certainly don't :eek:
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[QUOTE=Denethorn]Well I certainly don't :eek: [/QUOTE]

Look at the logical evolution of this plot in the Citadel between us, mate, and TELL me you don't see the dark brilliance! ;)
I sincerely wish we could re-consider this plan from a perspective that involved pants.
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I was hoping you would after naming it and inspiring it and all. :p

Denethorn! Oh no! :(

I wonder if Erenor will help out when he comes back. If we get people to do this all over the world, people will have to pay attention and support flamingo rights. :D
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