The Leather and Lace Cafe

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:59 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Indeed, I can think of a verb and noun combo that, just by switching in random adjectives makes for a slew of dirty phrases.[/QUOTE]

"It's like Madlibs - just better!"

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:01 pm

Ha,
"Now, you must fill in the adjectives and come up with something creative"

"Ok!"

"No...NO! creative, not filthy!

"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:23 pm

Well, depending on the meaning, that doesn't have to equal bad now, does it?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:24 pm

"bad" is subjective. A young woman saying "I'm a bad girl" and winking at you is good.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:25 pm

I still think that a lot of bad things can follow from that.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:26 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]I still think that a lot of bad things can follow from that.

[/QUOTE]

Again - the definition of "bad" here is quite subjective! Some wouldn't say that's "bad" at all...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:27 pm

Again - the definition of "bad" here is quite subjective! Some wouldn't say that's "bad" at all...

Which brings us back to DW's complimentary handcuffs, yes?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:28 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Again - the definition of "bad" here is quite subjective! Some wouldn't say that's "bad" at all...[/QUOTE]
Believe me, with the right -or better said- wrong kind of person, you wouldn't be screaming "bad is subjective!"

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:29 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Again - the definition of "bad" here is quite subjective! Some wouldn't say that's "bad" at all...[/QUOTE]

Depends...if said woman has a 7 ft 350 pound mass of muscle she calls her husband, well, it can quickly degenerate....

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:30 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]Believe me, with the right -or better said- wrong kind of person, you wouldn't be screaming "bad is subjective!"[/QUOTE]

This speaks of bad experiences and memories...

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:31 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]This speaks of bad experiences and memories...

[/QUOTE]
I've seen BS in the situation he described above. Not a pretty sight I tell you.

giles337 · Post by **giles337** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:31 pm

BAD? Or bad....

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:32 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]I've seen BS in the situation he described above. Not a pretty sight I tell you.

[/QUOTE]

Boyfriends ARE annoyances I must say. They get in the way.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:33 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Boyfriends ARE annoyances I must say. They get in the way.

[/QUOTE]
Then you're not planning properly.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:34 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Boyfriends ARE annoyances I must say. They get in the way.

[/QUOTE]

I presume you didn't mean that to be taken the way most of us will, eh?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:34 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]I've seen BS in the situation he described above. Not a pretty sight I tell you.

[/QUOTE]

I'll have you no, I might have gotten beaten like a red headed stepchild, but I can at least say with all honesty that his kneecaps were a bloody mess afterwards

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:36 pm

I can't help it if I stumble upon a young woman who's already dating someone else. You just convince the girl the error of her ways.

I presume you didn't mean that to be taken the way most of us will, eh?

Hey, did you notice, I'm perverted and speak of women. Whereas you...

I'll have you no, I might have gotten beaten like a red headed stepchild, but I can at least say with all honesty that his kneecaps were a bloody mess afterwards

Those poor, poor redheads.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:37 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I'll have you no, I might have gotten beaten like a red headed stepchild, but I can at least say with all honesty that his kneecaps were a bloody mess afterwards

[/QUOTE]
Ahh yes, damn proud of your accomplishments I see. You should be too, the guy has some nasty looking bitemarks placed on his legs now. It will always remind him of the bloody confrontation with the heroic BS.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:39 pm

Ahh, so he bites the boyfriend, not the girl. *nods* This explains much.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:40 pm

Mag, you remind me of an old reliable line that went something to the effect of

"So, you dating anybody? Or married?"

Yes, I'm married."

"Happilly?"

@Sytze. Well, had I had full use of my legs, I would have done some serious damage to his abdomen, but them being broken and all, well, I had to take what I could get.