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Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:54 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Everyone who comes over below the age of 60 so far, excluding my parents and 1 person younger than me, has been either requesting alcohol, drunk, not sober in some manner, or hungover. I've been shocked at that one. Then again, it does fit...our porch is full of empties from the past month.[/QUOTE]

hehe well i guess then that's exactly what i'd do aswell.. get drunk as hell

i kept my door open to the yard(bottom floor of a 3story building) and ppl would hear the music and the noise but none complained or came over

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:58 pm

When Josh wakes up from his herb enduced stupor, we're going to get rum. That's right, I want rum! After I get my paycheck of course.

Then, then I'm getting wasted until the whole world tips upside down and gives me the finger and I pass out.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:05 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]When Josh wakes up from his herb enduced stupor, we're going to get rum. That's right, I want rum! After I get my paycheck of course.

Then, then I'm getting wasted until the whole world tips upside down and gives me the finger and I pass out.[/QUOTE]

sounds like a plan.. he's wasted eh? well cold water does wonders

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:06 pm

He's all sorts of messed up and unconcious. A shower eh? I'd have to carry him to it and drop him in all asleep like. He might drown.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:15 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]He's all sorts of messed up and unconcious. A shower eh? I'd have to carry him to it and drop him in all asleep like. He might drown.

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well put him on there on his hip so he doesn't drown.. or throw a bucket of cold water on him

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:20 pm

The bucket would soak the bed, and with Rachel's current situation at this point in the month, I may end up with severe bruising when she got home to a wet bed. I think I'm too drunk to carry him at this point. The lifting is fine, it's keeping my balance without dropping him on his head that's the problem. Walking is difficult enough on my own.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:25 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]The bucket would soak the bed, and with Rachel's current situation at this point in the month, I may end up with severe bruising when she got home to a wet bed. I think I'm too drunk to carry him at this point. The lifting is fine, it's keeping my balance without dropping him on his head that's the problem. Walking is difficult enough on my own.

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well grab him by his leg and drag him there..

i mean if he gets a head ache say that he shouldn't mix stuff up the next time

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:27 pm

Logic decrees this a bad idea, alcohol decrees this is a fun distraction from spam which must be considered. Hmm...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:28 pm

How is it possible that you two are spamming about alcohol, girls and drnkedness in 3 threads at once?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:29 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]How is it possible that you two are spamming about alcohol, girls and drnkedness in 3 threads at once?

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We are the three drunkateers, don't question, just bow before our spamiority!

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:36 pm

[QUOTE=hill1]How is it possible that you two are spamming about alcohol, girls and drnkedness in 3 threads at once?

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what you mean? it's perfectly possible? lot's to talk about

i don't understand

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:40 pm

I have a ton of stuff to talk about. Whether anyone else enjoys it or participates isn't really important.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:50 pm

exactly so what you wanna talk about? and if i can't talk about it i'll let you do the talking and say uhhuh every now and then

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:52 pm

I'd like to discuss the joys of chocolate syrup this evening. Any takers?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:58 pm

well i've never actually even tasted chocolate syrup, they don't sell that in finland.. atleast on regular markets..

but i got the ex?gf to let me take a pic of her rear without clothes...

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]well i've never actually even tasted chocolate syrup, they don't sell that in finland.. atleast on regular markets..

but i got the ex?gf to let me take a pic of her rear without clothes...[/QUOTE]

I got those too

So, we're BOTH single now? Is Luis single too?! We could go out hunting this weekend!

Chocolate syrups is simply melted chocolate in a squeeze bottle. It can be quite a bit of fun if you don't mind messy fun.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:06 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I got those too

So, we're BOTH single now? Is Luis single too?! We could go out hunting this weekend!

Chocolate syrups is simply melted chocolate in a squeeze bottle. It can be quite a bit of fun if you don't mind messy fun.

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yeah Luis is single too.. i'm not in a mood for hunting.. i suck at meeting new ppl i'd need to be introduced and the girl to be horny if i'm to succeed i ain't that good on picking girls even though my looks might attract some

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:09 pm

Hmm...tis a problem. One of the ladies I grew up with as a child is moving to Florida soon to be a nurse down there. Gorgeous brunette, stuck up and high maintenance though.

She used to have a crush on me when we were 10 or so, but...she threw rocks at me instead of kissing me. Aren't women brilliant?

I suppose my problem is the opposite of yours Locke, I know what to say and do, just don't have the looks.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:09 pm

Hunting kitties, YAY!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 3:11 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Hunting kitties, YAY!

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I thought that'd get your attention if the chocolate syrup failed.

I need a new kitten, although, someone had the suggestion of finding more than one to keep me amused all the time. I forgot whom though.