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Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:46 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Fortunately there's no industrial pressure washer here. Or a hired version. Of course that means you need double the time for it to be effective

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you really don't think about what you say do you?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:54 am

I try to live in reality sometimes... and leave it to you and hill (and Maggie probably) to twist it beyond recognition. Why should I do it, when there's plenty of people to do it for me? I'm just providing food for happy minds....

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:03 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]I try to live in reality sometimes... and leave it to you and hill (and Maggie probably) to twist it beyond recognition. Why should I do it, when there's plenty of people to do it for me? I'm just providing food for happy minds....

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indeed

well thank you for the brain lunch

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:05 am

If we started thinking of the possible ways someone could twist our posts, no-one would ever get around to it.

So I vaguely see something twisted in what I post, but ignore it, knowing full well, by the end of the day it will be the opposite. Like Chinese whispers really. Nice little grapevine there.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:06 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]If we started thinking of the possible ways someone could twist our posts, no-one would ever get around to it.

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yes well, the point is not to say smth that will immediately pick someone's interest thus making all of your posts victims of eccentric minds

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:11 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]yes well, the point is not to say smth that will immediately pick someone's interest thus making all of your posts victims of eccentric minds

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But if I do that, I'll appear normal, untwisted and sane. Why would I want that?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:12 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]But if I do that, I'll appear normal, untwisted and sane. Why would I want that?

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no no no, it doesn't make you appear normal at all.. you post it twisted already so no-one can twist it into more pervert anymore, get the hint?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:15 am

Couldn't that get me banned?

Besides it's fun to see people twist something 50 different directions making me appear very, very strange and perverted...

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:20 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Couldn't that get me banned?

Besides it's fun to see people twist something 50 different directions making me appear very, very strange and perverted...

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no how could it? of course you can't really use the realdeal names.. other's don't but you have to make it so that your post can't be used as to imply you're a perv

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:22 am

Always a good trick. Think I'm becoming quite good at that by now, even if half of the time it's accidental

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:25 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Always a good trick. Think I'm becoming quite good at that by now, even if half of the time it's accidental

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i'm running out of material here, gonna play some BG2.. don't you have any work or smth since you're here all day long?

i'm on a holiday

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:26 am

I'm on holiday too. Of sorts.

And I'm not around all day

. In fact I'll go now too.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:48 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]Always a good trick. Think I'm becoming quite good at that by now, even if half of the time it's accidental [/QUOTE]

Ravager, the Accidental Pervert

Good movie title that one

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:56 am

I'm thinking more along the lines of Ravager the Tragically Misunderstood.

But yours is good too

Better comic value.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:14 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]I'm thinking more along the lines of Ravager the Tragically Misunderstood.

But yours is good too

Better comic value.[/QUOTE]

Ravager the Hosed

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:36 am

A shameless bump....

Though I do have a new lesson. I churn them out slower than Maggie but it's one of the responsibilities as Advisor

Lesson of the Day

Shaving hurts, kids! I mean it can really hurt. Be careful with those electric shavers and have cream on hand, preferably Vaseline....

AMENDMENT:

Shave in front of a good mirror, even if you have to charge the shaver for a day (

), otherwise you just had a load of pain for no good reason.

Damn shavers

.

Ravager the Hosed

Locke the Comically Obsessed

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 7:23 am

[QUOTE=Ravager]
Locke the Comically Obsessed

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Locke the 'truth hurts'
Locke the painfully accurate

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:01 am

@ Rav.....are you new to the wonderful world of shaving?? you just may need a bit more practice......

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:02 am

Lesson of the Day 2

Make an evil statement + a cliche at least once a day! Preferably a really intelligent statement. Remember once a day keeps the doctor away....

@ Rav.....are you new to the wonderful world of shaving?? you just may need a bit more practice......

Not that new, though I've only just had to start shaving on the side of my face.

So do people like the lessons?

Lesson of the Day 3

If there's alcohol on offer, who are you to refuse it? Please disregard this lesson if you're not an alcoholic...

No offence to alcoholics/ anyone who knows alcoholics.

I'm on a roll today

.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:09 am

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]Locke the 'truth hurts'
Locke the painfully accurate
[/QUOTE]I sense a theme here

. (ouch!)