The Tap and Tea

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]ahem... I strongly believe that all men must be kept on their toes; thus, I time lashings accordingly.

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And I've avoided this thus far?!

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:07 pm

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And I've avoided this thus far?!

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Your British.

She only goes after us broad shouldered and hot ones.

I am always on my toes around her, or otherwise I will be on my knees. So, I am pretty good either way.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:08 pm

Fiona topped me with puttanesca and stabbed me with a fork once *sigh*

Chimaera182 · Post by **Chimaera182** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:28 pm

You're lucky then, chu; Fiona stabbed me repeatedly with a spork.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:39 pm

I can trump you all, i ve been stabbed repeatedl with the blunt part of a sharpened spoon while covered in honey and being mauled by a bear who liked flowers and said "oh mercy me" repeatedly.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:45 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]I can trump you all, i ve been stabbed repeatedl with the blunt part of a sharpened spoon while covered in honey and being mauled by a bear who liked flowers and said "oh mercy me" repeatedly.[/QUOTE]
That happened to me before, but then I woke up and it was Hill...

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:46 pm

when i woke after passing out the bearing was lying in bed next to em smoking a cigarette, and my left buttock was in extreme pain.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:49 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]That happened to me before, but then I woke up and it was Hill...

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I thought it were Aegis and BS who were sharing the bear... I hadn't realised they'd included Hill in their arrangement...

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:50 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I thought it were Aegis and BS who were sharing the bear... I hadn't realised they'd included Hill in their arrangement...

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In what arrangment?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:54 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]In what arrangment?

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Something involving three men, a barrel of honey, and a bear presumably....

If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears;
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch us catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad about.
They love to play and shout,
They never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little teddy bears.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:58 pm

Hence, Hill finally became numbed to anything DW says.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:59 pm

what kind of sadistic cult to you belong to?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:00 pm

DW: Darkflames.
Me? None.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:11 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I thought it were Aegis and BS who were sharing the bear... I hadn't realised they'd included Hill in their arrangement...

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Hey, Buzzy long since abandoned me for the love of BS, so don't be including me in any of this bear loving... I'm loyal to my swinging cod

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:11 pm

I think a new organisation will have to be set up...if only to attempt to keep the Canadians in check. A near-impossible task I know.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:13 pm

i whole heartedly agree rav.
*strolls away whistling tune of "Blame Canada"*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:16 pm

Aegis, your loyalty to your cod is admirable. I, actually, happen to have worshippers.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:19 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Aegis, your loyalty to your cod is admirable. I, actually, happen to have worshippers.

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But.. the question is?
Is Aegis' cod faithful to him?

Erm.... dare I ask where you have worshippers?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:21 pm

Why, wherever I lived, dear one. Did you not know?

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:24 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Why, wherever I lived, dear one. Did you not know?

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So, you live(d) in the middle of barren places with no neighbours?