Wait...so is there an Imoen romance or not?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 1:27 pm

found a new weapon. Two-handed sword of neverending buttkicking. Gonna use it on Yuusuke. AND Flin, if he doesn't take his hands of my drow pet.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 1:28 pm

HEY!!!!!!!!!

Member at last!!!!

Yahoooooooo!

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 1:31 pm

If I may, I'd like to suggest a battle cry to accompany the usage of your new weapon...
"EAT HOT VORPAL DEATH YOU ANTI-DROW PLAYER HATER!!!"

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:15 pm

Not bad, Jhareth, not bad... btw I am married to a surface elf and she is ok...

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:24 pm

mmm... sexy Drow pet. And Ubik, you've got yourself a surface elf, leave the Drow babes to the rest of us who can handle them

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Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:29 pm

Yep... she breaks out the cat'o'nine tails, and it's ALL OVER!

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:36 pm

Of course, the bonus is that the kids ABSOLUTELY DO NOT talk back to mom. We do keep a close eye on 'em though, considering the fact that I killed my own parents as a child, and helped my wife off most of her family during our escape from Erehli Cinlu...

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:38 pm

That's always helpful, dang kids always getting the way of your plans for world conquest...

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:39 pm

Of course, there is usually the one child that escapes yur notice... then comes back to haunt you years down the road. You have to be careful and crafty there, just making sure.

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:45 pm

I sort of expect that one of my kids will be a "black sheep", and do something disreputable like joining an order of Paladins, or joining a lawful good priesthood... As long as ONE of them is ambitious enough to take over my realm when I retire to my extraplanar immortality, I'll be happy.

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:54 pm

Dude, how/why would a drow paladin take over your realm? unless a fallen paladin, but that's just hypocrisy and I'd have to smite him on principle for that one.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 2:58 pm

elven chicks are MINE! especially drow ones. Hands off vic, or you will feel my two-handed sword of neverending butt-kicking upon ya arse!

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:22 pm

Misunderstanding. I was saying IF one of the kids became a Paladin, he would be the family outcast. I was hoping one of my kids would do something honorable, like becoming a M/T Spellfilcher, or Shadowstalker (a homemade kit in our PnP gaming group... essentially an assassin type kit for a M/T)... and eventially take over my realm.
If one of the kids DID become a Paladin, I'd have to kick his sorry butt all the way to the 9 planes.

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:25 pm

Hey Ubik-
I'll cut you a deal. You can have the high elves, wood elves, and aquatic elves. I get the Drow, Grey, and Avariel.
Those aqautic elves turn me off anyways... no scaly love for me please.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:27 pm

hhmmm..... ok, here is the deal: I get drow, high and wood, you can keep the rest. OK?

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:30 pm

heh heh, you want wood, heh heh.

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:32 pm

I'd say he's GOT wood.

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:32 pm

But frankly, you two selfish punkasses have to realize that the rest of us godsends are much more entitled to the fine women of Fearun. Just so we're clear on this point.

flinfman · Post by **flinfman** » Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:33 pm

Either way, I'm fairly disturbed by what he's got. Hopefully splinters...

Jhareth of house Noquar · Wed Dec 20, 2000 3:33 pm

Sorry, no can do. To give you the Drow would involve wife-swapping, and I just don't think she's down with that. Besides, she'd rip you apart!!!