[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]9. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.[/QUOTE]
ROGDFLMBFMFAOAPIDPMP!!! (if you need a translation, IM me, and I'll tell you to bugger off)
Oh my god that's just hilarious. So after Hurricane Wilma knocked out my power, I went down to my parents' house for a few days since they had a generator. They also have a puppy, which I'm deathly allergic to, and she triggered an asthma attack the likes of which I haven't had in years. Anyway, ever since the asthma started up again, whenever I have a coughing fit, I black out momentarily (this is fun to have while driving, especially with all the traffic lights out). Anyway, Hill, thank you for making me laugh so hard I blacked out.
[QUOTE=Fiona]As usual
#4. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours[/QUOTE]
My assistant manager and I have an odd relationship. Anyway, during my oxygen-deprived state while working Friday, I forget how we got on it--one of us uttered a double entendre, no doubt--and I misquoted that: "I'll show you yours if you show me mine." She then went on to say that I must have problems if she has to show me mine. Don't I know it.
[QUOTE=Fiona]7 To exchange ideas with thoughtful intelligent people who never give way to perversion[/QUOTE]
LMAO. Your finesse with sarcasm is quite excellent.
[QUOTE=dragon wench]6. This is where my ex and I broke up

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I'm afraid to date someone again because I might start up on that. "This is the chair my ex and I sat in when together when we watched [movie name]" and "This is the bed my ex and I made rapid love in" or even "This is the parking spot where my ex and I had improper public relations."
[QUOTE=Phreddie]10. my dog ate my rubbers.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Phreddie]8. getting a rubber from you grandmother and having to write a thank you note.[/QUOTE]
LMAO. You're a demented thing, aren't you?
[QUOTE=Fiona]How can american parents tell such wicked lies ?[/QUOTE]
I think my mom said her excuse was that her parents told her such. So American parents tell wicked lies because their parents told them wicked lies.
Geez, I missed a lot of choice topics. Y'all post too much and I'm at work or sleeping when y'all are online.
1. Money
Okay... top ten worst things to say in bed.
10. (if you're a woman) "Is it in?"