Your wish is granted

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:49 pm

[QUOTE=Lestat]I wish for eternal youth.[/QUOTE]

Granted, you see everyone you ever knew grow old and die, then you only live to wake up just to take a leak for the next milenna.

[QUOTE= Rav]I wish the bunn-ays ruled the world![/QUOTE]

He ends up nuking the planet.

I wish I knew every martial arts style and could never die or lose my sanity.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:58 pm

You get spanked by the genie who's granting the wishes, for trying to cram two (or even three) wishes into one.

But otherwise: you grow old and decripit, while keeping your sanity and your knowledge of martial arts. Oh, and did I mention the blindness & incontinence, due to old age?

I wish happiness for everyone.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:59 pm

You're wish is granted. You are captured by an eclectic school of maritial arts experts. They use you in the same way as dummies are used at crash test sites. As you cannot die or go insane you come by an intimate knowledge of every martial art as it affects the unresisiting human body.

I wish the folk festival started this weekend

Oops, too late. I withdraw

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:59 pm

@Demo, Granted, you go around fully utilising your explosives to their best potential and because of your martial arts prowess no-one can stop you. That quickly gets boring though.

@Lestat, granted. Everyone is happy and peace reigns. How dull!

Pokemon reruns become staple material to appease everyone's thirst for anime bloodshed.

I wish I got more holidays.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:07 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish I got more holidays.[/QUOTE]Granted, you become unemployed and have to live of welfare benefits.

@ Fiona, what is it with you and violent experimentation on other people?

I wish people stopped using me as an agony aunt.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:09 pm

(They do?

)

Granted, you start giving out bad advice offending everyone and now no-one wants to talk to you.

I wish we saw less snow.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:48 pm

Granted. Global warming means there is no more snow, ever. Essex disappears below the waves.

I wish Atlantis does not turn out to be like Essex

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:53 pm

That seems a little excessive. I didn't say no snow.

Granted, Atlantis isn't all it's cracked up to be. After all without Essex, I don't exist.

(No smart-alec comments people!

- I'll only get my revenge. *plots*)

I wish for a greater understanding of the world.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:08 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish for a greater understanding of the world.[/QUOTE]

Your wish is granted. Your greater understanding of the world provides you with far more knowledge of the personal habits of Hill, Weasel and Bloodstalker than you ever wanted to know. :speech:

I wish I had a brand, spanking new, screaming fast gaming computer.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:11 pm

Granted. Sadly you can't catch it

I wish the weather was crisp and bright every day this winter

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:13 pm

*double shudder* And now I want to be ignorant again. D'oh.

Granted, your new PC outperforms any of your old software who can't handle such a perfect example of computing hardware. Suddenly Windows refuses to work and once that happens...

@Fiona, it stays crisp and bright without rain or snow, the plants die and with that the oxygen and the ecosystem go. *shrugs* This is fun.

I wish that Hill would make less reference to my personal postcounts. (Can anyone do anything about that?)

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:20 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]I wish that Hill would make less reference to my personal postcounts. (Can anyone do anything about that?)

[/QUOTE]Granted, other happily take up that task...

I wish for an interconnection that is faster than this one. Just a normal broadband one would do. Please.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:21 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]*double shudder* And now I want to be ignorant again. D'oh.

Granted, your new PC outperforms any of your old software who can't handle such a perfect example of computing hardware. Suddenly Windows refuses to work and once that happens...

@Fiona, it stays crisp and bright without rain or snow, the plants die and with that the oxygen and the ecosystem go. *shrugs* This is fun.

I wish that Hill would make less reference to my personal postcounts. (Can anyone do anything about that?)

[/QUOTE]
Granted. Hill cant stand not to do so so he leaves forever. Chu gets sad and nukes the world.

@ Lestat. Hackers steal all your personal info.

Wish; I wish I were a Female Sith Lord. :mischief: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:22 pm

Granted. Hill loses the use of his fingers and cannot comment on anything at all. All is forums now have no moderator and Ravager has to take over. Ravager, you now have no time to spam.

I wish the folk festival started this weekend (still)

Too late again. I withdraw, again. But I still wish my wish (silently)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:25 pm

@chu, you turn out so evil/bizarre/crazy that none of your minions can stand you.

@Fiona, LOL!

The sudden shock of the festival being early makes you faint and you stay unconcious for the duration of the festival.

I wish I could take over Amazon.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:26 pm

Granted. A plane crashes at the festival. They never have it again.

I WISH I WERE A FEMALE SITH LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:33 pm

I addressed that one. Addition to it: Without your minions you become powerless. After all a Sith without dumb minions is a nothing!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:37 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]

I wish I could take over Amazon.[/QUOTE]

Granted. You have no immunity and quickly contract a tropical disease which makes you want to swim with crocodiles. You do with predictable results

I wish punctuation was forbidden to Female Sith Lords

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:41 pm

The female sith lord goes crazy without punctuation and destroys all life.

I wish I could do what happens in books. (ex. Be a superhero,do magic, fly, or whatever Im reading about at the mo.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:46 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]The female sith lord goes crazy without punctuation and destroys all life.

I wish I could do what happens in books. (ex. Be a superhero,do magic, fly, or whatever Im reading about at the mo.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Granted. You cut off your arm.

I wish I could stay, but I really have to go now.