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Whats your favorite sport?

DRAG RACING
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slade
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Post by slade »

Darn I missed the pyro talk.... :mad: :(
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Lestat »

Pyro!
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Maniac! *cough* Wow, deja vu. :D
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Post by Phreddie »

Seeing as im on the inside heres the scoop:
They are Scout Masters
Scout Masters are not the Root of all Evil in Scouting.
Although the Assistant Scout Master of my Troop did teach us how to make a flaming tennis ball launcher one time.
The Evil comes from the days of yore in Scouting.
The Evil is passed down from the Elder Scouts to the Little Scouts.
GET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ravager »

Conclusion: All Scouts are Evil/Crazy/Perverted*. (*Delete up to two as applicable) :D ;)

@Phreddie, nope, can't do that. That might get Scouts on my tail. :p
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Post by Phreddie »

Rav just toss em a dirty mag a lighter and an aerosol can, thatll kep em enertained for hours.. believe me, i know.
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Just give me a lighter and Ill show myself a good time.....err one that works...the last time an explosive when off in my face blowing away my ears and damaging them...all because the lighter didnt light when it should have :p :o
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Ravager »

@Phreddie, how many will it keep entertained? And how many will die in the process? :p ;)
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[QUOTE=Ravager]Conclusion: All Scouts are Evil/Crazy/Perverted*. (*Delete up to two as applicable) :D ;) [/QUOTE]Or don't delete at all.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Post by Ravager »

That's why I said 'up to'. None have to be crossed off. :D
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Post by Phreddie »

You see Slade, Scouts teaches you to play with fire, the right way. We dont blow each other up, burns, and forest fires may result but hey... thats why they teach us First AId.
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Post by Ravager »

Do they also teach you how to deal with the public? :D ;)
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]You see Slade, Scouts teaches you to play with fire, the right way. We dont blow each other up, burns, and forest fires may result but hey... thats why they teach us First AId.[/QUOTE]
Why would I need first aid? :p
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Ravager »

To cover up your mistakes? KA-BOOM! :devil:
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Post by Phreddie »

@rav... public? we are the public!

slade, youll need it after we light you on fire.
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Post by Ravager »

Errr...no, you're Scouts. Calling Scouts the public is like calling Bush an ordinary politician, right? :p
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Post by Phreddie »

Touche...
I am extremely angry.... :mad: ... It called for a wintry mix of ice and flurries and freezinf rain today, i just say that wintry mix, a grand total of 4 snow flurries...
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[QUOTE=Phreddie]@rav... public? we are the public!

slade, youll need it after we light you on fire.[/QUOTE]
Light me?..ok, but dont touch the guns :mad: :cool:
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
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Post by Ravager »

@Phreddie, you want more snow? Heh. :rolleyes:

They set up an ice rink at the University every December. That's enough ice/snow for me. :p
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Post by Phreddie »

Idea

Idea:
I had this Idea today, but I lost it, I will give a reward of fifty thousand dollars worth of Gland Cream to any one who finds it.
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