Santa Stalker

Grimar · Post by **Grimar** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:16 pm

dear stalker santa! i've been really good this year, and have helpes those in need. now you see that some times when im alone, i really could need a friend, so im asking if you could pleeeeeease send me the reindeer rudolf?

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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:51 pm

Dear Santa Stalker,

I haven't been good this, erm, lifetime.

Yet, I do believe the Turkey I left stashed in one of your "reindeer" may convince you to get me something. Would you pretty please with liqour on top convince Athena to fix her phone so I can bug her at inopertune times this holiday season?

Anything goes

darkeningfire · Post by **darkeningfire** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:28 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
@DF..>Santa applauds your culinary tastes. you show definate refinment that so many people here lack. However, you do poorly to mock Turkey. Still, santa has decided to be gracious and grant you a special gift. I had the order placed with the elves to construct you a vehicle suited for road kill. The plans had blades portruding from the outside of the vehicle, but the elves couldn't read my writing. Therefore, the blades have been moved. Santa would suggets steel seated pants for driving the vehicle when you recieve it, but something tells Santa you really wouldn't mind the portruding blades in the seat. Think of it as a little something extra under your tree so to speak.[/QUOTE]

Steel plated pants. I don't want to know how you *defend* yourself from Weasel's *Christmas cheer*. :laugh: Didn't know you were into animal *husbandry*.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:38 am

Dear Santa Stalker,

Could I have a peaceful, work-free Christmas? One free of the demands of University workloads allowing one to refresh and recharge ready for the return.

Of course, in return I shall spread the word of your benificience (sp?) and make sure all provide suitable homage, alcohol and cookies too of course.

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 8:13 am

Dear Santa Stalker,
Something about Christmas makes me wish it was Christmas never again. Could you please put a big 'X' on the whole shopping frenzy thing? (Intercom at said shopping place; "M'am, step AWAY from the shopping cart. You've been shopping for 16 hours, we're closing up now!"

) And could you please divert those reindeer from landing on my roof so it's not as noisy when they land?
Thanks Santa Stalker
-Na

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:57 pm

Dear Santa Stalker,

Can I have a chainsaw for christmas?
Or hows'bout you just enlighten the world to DRAG RACING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chubacca.

PS. I could leave booze and a cat for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:19 pm

Dear Santa Stalker

All I want for Christmas is a donkey and a monkey, don't ask why. Just leave the animals in the darken alley way around the corner on Christmas eve, and I'll return your Mrs Claus outfit.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:21 pm

A Tammy sighting!!!

Nice to see you again, mate!

I thing SS would have a hard time taking away the donkey from Ned's clutches down at the border.

As for the monkey, would you want the one that's being slapped all-year long?

Deare Sensei Santa,

I trust you on your good taste (rolls in kegs of fine Turkey) to give me what suits my stature.

I've been naughty this year... :mischief:

Maharlika

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:38 am

Where is Santa Stalker

So what on earth happened to Santa Stalker?
He made a wish list for everyone, and then pretty much promptly vanished!

I think he's been abducted by aliens... Maybe *he* was on *their* Christmas wish list! :speech:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:44 am

He's probably quite busy this time of year? Lot of stalking to do, that kind of thing.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:46 am

That has some *really* disturbing implications :laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:50 am

Coming soon, to a chimney near you

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:52 am

[QUOTE=Fiona]Coming soon, to a chimney near you

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ROFL!

I'm suddenly relieved we have a gas fireplace!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:54 am

I'm safe from him, Christmas time is horrible for my drinking budget. I'm out till after Christmas. He'll have to go eslewhere for his Turkey fix.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:55 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]ROFL!

I'm suddenly relieved we have a gas fireplace!

[/QUOTE]

*turns on electric fireplace*

That thing isn't going off until christmas morning.

Lestat · Post by **Lestat** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:55 am

Well, I think a bit more pity for Santa would be warranted, after all he is a poor man with a miserable sexlife.

After all he only comes once each year.

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:57 am

Yes, Lestat, but that's more than enough for someone who loves children :speech:

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:57 am

:laugh: *snickers and runs off*

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:58 am

lol!

@ Fiona: Disturbing.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:01 pm

I think that sticking with the alien abduction hypothesis would actually be less disturbing....

For us, at least...