The Tap and Tea

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:13 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]Er....it went with the moderator post. I noticed that part of the job description was completely deleted when you resigned through pressure of work, too

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Well, then now it is simply a hobby

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:14 pm

I am in charge of all sword related female corrections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:15 pm

Power vacuum

Always the same :laugh:

*sows dragon's teeth*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:18 pm

[QUOTE=ch85us2001]I am in charge of all sword related female corrections!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Sure. Whenever a female SYMian needs to punish someone with a sword, you will fill in for the punished

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:25 pm

Sounds good to me. Or he could provide the sword to the female needing to do the correcting.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:26 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Sounds good to me. Or he could provide the sword to the female needing to do the correcting.

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Nah, that is not as fun. He is the pincushion from now on, as per his request.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:27 pm

I found another anagram for CSL. Theres this log that you put into fireplaces that they advertise. Its just right. :mischief:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:29 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]Nah, that is not as fun. He is the pincushion from now on, as per his request.[/QUOTE]

Well, he can always fulfill both roles. But we still nee someone to make sure the sword is sharp.

Juniper · Post by **Juniper** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:39 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]Nah, that is not as fun. He is the pincushion from now on, as per his request.[/QUOTE]
"The ChuWaa Pincushion...makes the perfect gift!"

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:40 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Well, he can always fulfill both roles. But we still nee someone to make sure the sword is sharp.

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Are you really sure you want to be worrying at the sharpness of his sword Rav? :speech:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:43 pm

It hurts more when it's sharp right?

Well, someone's going to using his sword against him....
Who wants that job?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:44 pm

[QUOTE=Fiona]*flicks through index* No Aegis, that's not your job. I think it's DW's; maybe Scayde or Athena. No mention of you.*searches some more* No. Definitely not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aegis]You are looking through the wrong roledex. DW and Scayde cover mens punishment. The women are my jurisdiction[/QUOTE]

I think Aegis is confused again. He forgets that women don't actually receive punishment at SYM

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:46 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]It hurts more when it's sharp right?

Well, someone's going to using his sword against him....[/QUOTE]

Wasn't there a song by John Cougar Melloncamp? Something about "Make it hurt so good."

I had no idea he was quite that dextrous...... :speech:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:01 pm

Heh, here's a novel idea for you DW. Think of the sword as a literal object rather than a metaphor. Not as interesting or amusing, I know, but it irons out misunderstandings I find.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:14 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I think Aegis is confused again. He forgets that women don't actually receive punishment at SYM

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I did not say my job was all the busy

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:15 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Heh, here's a novel idea for you DW. Think of the sword as a literal object rather than a metaphor. Not as interesting or amusing, I know, but it irons out misunderstandings I find.

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Sometimes that which is novel is new and exciting, but I've found that life is *far* more enjoyable when viewed through a twisted lens

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:16 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]I did not say my job was all the busy

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Maybe not, but it still doesn't negate the reality that you're confused....

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:19 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Sometimes that which is novel is new and exciting, but I've found that life is *far* more enjoyable when viewed through a twisted lens

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*nods* So I had gathered.

Just spare a thought for those who can't think of things to say that just can't be twisted.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:22 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Maybe not, but it still doesn't negate the reality that you're confused....

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Reality is like a big, fire breathing dragon...

Luckily, I do no believe in dragons...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 4:10 pm

You don't believe in dragon wench? *GASP*