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[QUOTE=Magrus]
Lesson of Christmas Day:

While getting hammered and ditching your family on Christmas may be fun, it is hell on your Christmas morning. Booze and beer the night before lead to you becoming the grinch the day of.
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Not to mention... the dancing and singing

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How'd you know I was dancing and singing last night? :o
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[QUOTE=Magrus]How'd you know I was dancing and singing last night? :o [/QUOTE]

I didnt, but I was dancing :p
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Heh, I got Athena to dance too. :mischief: I had fun last night, after I got through with a dumb argument early in the day. :laugh:
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I usually have at least 40 to 50 people at my house on christmas eve, and there is alot of alcohol. But anyone that gets real drunk we toss outside. I don't know why, but it's a family tradition....

I suppose it's a respect thing.
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LA's Lesson of the Day:

You gotta know that it is important to keep in mind that the breach is THEIRS. Always. Never breach your friends, even if they're on the opposite sex, with the following exceptions:

_That cute little (Buoy if you're a gall) lady that made you fall in love,
_That hot new friend who's not your friend but say's its your friend already,
_People who willingly come to be breached, respecting sexual preferences.

Never breach your friends while drunk, it might prove fatal.
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Good advice there. No drunken fun unless you're already with the girl/boy before getting drunk. Otherwise, you might end up like BS and having a cuddle friend who goes "BAA". :laugh:
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[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]LA's Lesson of the Day:

You gotta know that it is important to keep in mind that the breach is THEIRS. Always. Never breach your friends, even if they're on the opposite sex, with the following exceptions:

_That cute little (Buoy if you're a gall) lady that made you fall in love,
_That hot new friend who's not your friend but say's its your friend already,
_People who willingly come to be breached, respecting sexual preferences.

Never breach your friends while drunk, it might prove fatal.[/QUOTE]

What does this mean? :confused:
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[QUOTE=Fiona]What does this mean? :confused: [/QUOTE]

The term "breach" was used loosely as an alternative to something else. That help any?
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Not really. But I've learned that if I don't understand the first explanation things tend to go downhill from there. So I'll say "thanks for trying" and move on, if it's all the same to you ;)
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:laugh: It's a comment on rules regarding sex and friendships. :p
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College is back in session I see ;)
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A little Brazilian advice and liquid inspiration goes a long ways. ;)

Magrus Lesson of the Day:

Correct positioning is very important. Improper positioning can lead to poor performance and injuries. Remember, keep your junk level with the target boys.
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that advice is only good if your sober :o :D :cool:
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[QUOTE=Fiona]What does this mean? :confused: [/QUOTE]

I'll explain to you on msn. A private class, if you will. :D
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Private Lessons with Luis will be 39.95 an hour please.

@ Slade, I thought I'd done a lesson about drunken fun. I must not have put them into my master list though. No drunken fun unless you're already dating the girl. Leads to bad things. Sore backs, shouting, cramps, and losing teeth. :laugh:
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Private Lessons with Luis will be 39.95 an hour please.

@ Slade, I thought I'd done a lesson about drunken fun. I must not have put them into my master list though. No drunken fun unless you're already dating the girl. Leads to bad things. Sore backs, shouting, cramps, and losing teeth. :laugh:[/QUOTE]


Teeth? that may be the least of your worries on losing things my friend :eek: :o :laugh: :angel:

Luis is offering Private lessons now? :eek: .....
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[QUOTE=slade]Teeth? that may be the least of your worries on losing things my friend :eek: :o :laugh: :angel:

Luis is offering Private lessons now? :eek: .....[/QUOTE]

Heh!

Of course! How else do you suppose the two of us pay rent for this huge place?
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Of course! How else do you suppose the two of us pay rent for this huge place?[/QUOTE]

so Luis is the landlord lady then huh?
the one that gets that broom and hits the ceiling if were too loud and comes out of the house with a pink night gown and rollers still on the head to collect rent ;) :D
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[QUOTE=slade]so Luis is the landlord lady then huh?
the one that gets that broom and hits the ceiling if were too loud and comes out of the house with a pink night gown and rollers still on the head to collect rent ;) :D [/QUOTE]

Hell no! Buck is the landlord!
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