[QUOTE=slade]Ah good for you....you see good in bad....I like that:devil: [/QUOTE]
Yep, a sense of humor and being able to enjoy what life throws at me is how I've gotten through all the crap I've been dealt. I may not be able to pass college, but I'm pretty sure I'm the smartest person working in that store. That'll come in handy. The freight elevator that locks up when you move the door might come in handy if a frisky female is available too. Although, it does get a lot of traffic and you can kinda see into it if your on the first floor, and it's in the basement. :laugh:
Ok, time for dinner, have fun boys. And ladies.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Magrus]Yep, a sense of humor and being able to enjoy what life throws at me is how I've gotten through all the crap I've been dealt. I may not be able to pass college, but I'm pretty sure I'm the smartest person working in that store. That'll come in handy. The freight elevator that locks up when you move the door might come in handy if a frisky female is available too. Although, it does get a lot of traffic and you can kinda see into it if your on the first floor, and it's in the basement. :laugh:
Ok, time for dinner, have fun boys. And ladies. [/QUOTE]
:laugh:
When Life gives you lemons you dont make lemonade ,you throw the lemons at someone:laugh:
see you later then Mag
Wondering how vampires live the life they live.....
seriously I dont know how they sleep during the day, I have a twitch everytime I hear a loud sound as I slumber, everytime ....Im just waiting to pounce on the poor mortal who creates a sound while I sleep in during the day. /rant
or, you shake up a can of poop, and throw it at the feet of people, it explodes... although I do not recomend doing this as the aluminum shards may hurt...
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire
[QUOTE=Xandax]Color me purple and call me barney.[/QUOTE]
You know what I've been wondering, is there a way to turn lemons into an alcoholic beverage like you can with grapes and wine? I mean, you can do it with Apple cider, right?
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
I imagine that there is not enough sugar in them and that the juice is too acidic to have the right type of microorganisms survive.
But there exist lemon flavoured 'jenevers' (Dutch or Flemish gin).
EDIT: oops apparently I was wrong.
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
My dear, you are an invaluable source of good information. I may just make some if I get bored.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Although I am advised that this establishment has been closed by order of the management, I have decided to establish squatters rights. In view of the fact that the utilities have been cut off there is no sound system. Therefore this is the only place in SYM where Queen is not.
The Queenites hoisted my thread. I'm with you hun.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
[QUOTE=Fiona]What happened to the smilies and the colours? Mine aren't working. Is it just my machine?[/QUOTE]
Probably. Mine work.
Lets get drunk and then stuff will be changing colors and shapes on their own. :laugh:
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
Sounds cozy. I'm sticking to my wine I think. If need be, I'll raid my new pub for refills.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"
*sighs* Yes'm. I'll just have to adore you instead.
"You can do whatever you want to me." "Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?" "So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone"