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HighLordDave
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Your Top 10 Facts
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
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HighLordDave
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1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is HighLordDave.
2. There are six towns named HighLordDave in the United States.
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and HighLordDave.
4. The only Englishman to become HighLordDave was Nicholas Breakspear, who was HighLordDave from 1154 to 1159.
5. HighLordDave will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
6. HighLordDave was named after HighLordDave the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets HighLordDave.
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than HighLordDave!
9. The risk of being struck by HighLordDave is one occurence every 9,300 years.
10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten HighLordDave!
2. There are six towns named HighLordDave in the United States.
3. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and HighLordDave.
4. The only Englishman to become HighLordDave was Nicholas Breakspear, who was HighLordDave from 1154 to 1159.
5. HighLordDave will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
6. HighLordDave was named after HighLordDave the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets HighLordDave.
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than HighLordDave!
9. The risk of being struck by HighLordDave is one occurence every 9,300 years.
10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten HighLordDave!
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
1.Gunofgod has 118 ridges around the edge. 
2.Birds do not sleep in Gunofgod, though they may rest in him from time to time.
3.Reindeer like to eat Gunofgod!:speech:
4.Originally, Gunofgod could not fly!
5.Finding Gunofgod on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.:devil:
6.Americans discard enough Gunofgod to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
7.Gunofgod once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
8.Gunofgod can sleep for three and a half years.
9.Gunofgod never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
10.The horns of Gunofgod are made entirely from hair!
2.Birds do not sleep in Gunofgod, though they may rest in him from time to time.
3.Reindeer like to eat Gunofgod!:speech:
4.Originally, Gunofgod could not fly!
5.Finding Gunofgod on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.:devil:
6.Americans discard enough Gunofgod to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
7.Gunofgod once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
8.Gunofgod can sleep for three and a half years.
9.Gunofgod never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
10.The horns of Gunofgod are made entirely from hair!
Respect the Fury of the Furries.
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ch85us2001
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1 Chu has three eyelids.
2 A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Chu.
3 It took Chu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
4 Chu is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
5 Chu is only six percent water. *nods*
6 Chu is the world's tallest woman!
7 Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Chu! :speech:
8 Without its lining of Chu, your stomach would digest itself! (I command you!)
9 Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Chu. (Hey, were cousins too!)
10 Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Chu. :mischief:
2 A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Chu.
3 It took Chu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
4 Chu is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
5 Chu is only six percent water. *nods*
6 Chu is the world's tallest woman!
7 Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Chu! :speech:
8 Without its lining of Chu, your stomach would digest itself! (I command you!)
9 Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Chu. (Hey, were cousins too!)
10 Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Chu.
:mischief:[url=tamriel-rebuilt.org]Tamriel Rebuilt and,[/url] [url="http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chus_Mod_Forum/index.php?"]My Mod Fansite[/url]
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Juni!
1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Juni.
2. Without its lining of Juni, your stomach would digest itself.
3. The condom - originally made from Juni - was invented in the early 1500s. :speech:
4. Baskin Robbins once made Juni flavoured ice cream!
5. Juni is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
6. Worldwide, Juni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
7. Juni can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis! :laugh:
8. Juni is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
9. When Juni is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Juni every year.
1. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Juni.
2. Without its lining of Juni, your stomach would digest itself.
3. The condom - originally made from Juni - was invented in the early 1500s. :speech:
4. Baskin Robbins once made Juni flavoured ice cream!
5. Juni is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
6. Worldwide, Juni is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
7. Juni can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis! :laugh:
8. Juni is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
9. When Juni is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Juni every year.
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ch85us2001
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Juniper1028 wrote:Ten Top Trivia Tips about Juni!
3. The condom - originally made from Juni - was invented in the early 1500s.
*Self moderation*
I bet that was tasty.4. Baskin Robbins once made Juni flavoured ice cream!
We knew that.5. Juni is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
:mischief:9. When Juni is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
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I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
I am the Lord of Programming, and your Mother Board, and your RAR Unpacker, and Your Runtime Engine, can tell you all about it
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Luis Antonio
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The patron saint of Luis Antonio is Saint Eugenie.
Luis Antonio is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Luis Antonio.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Luis Antonio!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Luis Antonio state'.
By tradition, a girl standing under Luis Antonio cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
Pacman was originally called Luis Antonioman.
Luis Antonio can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
Luis Antonio has four noses!
Ideally, Luis Antonio should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Luis Antonio is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Luis Antonio.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Luis Antonio!
The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Luis Antonio state'.
By tradition, a girl standing under Luis Antonio cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
Pacman was originally called Luis Antonioman.
Luis Antonio can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
Luis Antonio has four noses!
Ideally, Luis Antonio should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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Luis Antonio
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Luis Antonio
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On Sex...
Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
Flesh to stone ain't permanent, it seems.
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Fiberfar
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1. Fiberfaricide is the killing of Fiberfar.
2. The patron saint of Fiberfar is Saint Eugenie.
3. Over 2000 people have now climbed Fiberfar, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Fiberfar.
5. Baskin Robbins once made Fiberfar flavoured ice cream!
6. Fiberfar can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
7. Fiberfar can sleep with one eye open.
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Fiberfar!
9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Fiberfar.
10. You should always open Fiberfar at least an hour before drinking him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :speech: :laugh:
2. The patron saint of Fiberfar is Saint Eugenie.
3. Over 2000 people have now climbed Fiberfar, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Fiberfar.
5. Baskin Robbins once made Fiberfar flavoured ice cream!
6. Fiberfar can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
7. Fiberfar can sleep with one eye open.
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Fiberfar!
9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Fiberfar.
10. You should always open Fiberfar at least an hour before drinking him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
:speech: :laugh: [QUOTE=Luis Antonio]ONLY RETARDED PEOPLE WRITE WITH CAPS ON. Good thing I press shift [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Bah! Bunch of lamers! Ye need the lesson of the true powergamer: Play mages, name them Koffi Annan, and only use non-intervention spells! Buwahahahahah![/QUOTE]
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Lestat would protect them from evil spirits.
Ostriches stick their heads in Lestat not to hide but to look for water.:speech: ouch!
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lestat.:speech:
If the annual Australian Lestat crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
Lestat can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. water?
California is the biggest exporter of Lestat in the world!
Lestat will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
Lestat can sleep for three and a half years!
Lestat is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
Lestat will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
Ostriches stick their heads in Lestat not to hide but to look for water.:speech: ouch!
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Lestat.:speech:
If the annual Australian Lestat crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
Lestat can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
water?California is the biggest exporter of Lestat in the world!
Lestat will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
Lestat can sleep for three and a half years!
Lestat is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
Lestat will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
- Oscar Wilde
The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I'll walk carefully.
- Russian proverb
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Fiona
1. In 1982 Time Magazine named buck satan its 'Man of the Year'!
2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after buck satan.
3. Reindeer like to eat buck satan.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train buck satan to drop bombs.
5. Buck satan has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to buck satan is 10:1.
7. Buck satan once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.(!)
8. Snow White's coffin was made of buck satan.
9. Buck satan can sleep for three and a half years.
10. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by buck satan fighting underground!
2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after buck satan.
3. Reindeer like to eat buck satan.
4. During World War II, Americans tried to train buck satan to drop bombs.
5. Buck satan has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
6. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to buck satan is 10:1.
7. Buck satan once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.(!)
8. Snow White's coffin was made of buck satan.
9. Buck satan can sleep for three and a half years.
10. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by buck satan fighting underground!
1. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by aegis.
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of aegis!
3. Aegis is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
4. The fingerprints of aegis are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
5. Aegis can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Aegis', hated aegis and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with aegis in your mouth.
8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by aegis as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
9. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of aegis!
10. Astronauts get taller when they are in aegis!
2. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of aegis!
3. Aegis is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
4. The fingerprints of aegis are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
5. Aegis can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Aegis', hated aegis and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with aegis in your mouth.
8. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by aegis as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
9. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of aegis!
10. Astronauts get taller when they are in aegis!
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Fiona
1. George bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than george bush.
3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at george bush.
4. Medieval knights put the skin of george bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
5. Europe is the only continent that lacks george bush!
6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is george bush.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as george bush!
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about george bush.
9. Donald Duck's middle name is george bush!
10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes george bush.
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than george bush.
3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at george bush.
4. Medieval knights put the skin of george bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
5. Europe is the only continent that lacks george bush!
6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is george bush.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as george bush!
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about george bush.
9. Donald Duck's middle name is george bush!
10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes george bush.
Every human being spends about ½ hour as a single cell before dividing, except for Waverly, who was mistakenly gated into existence by an inebriated conjurer who mispronounced his drink order.
If Waverly apparated into the vacuum of space, he’d explode long before he suffocated.
The name of Lady Godiva’s horse: Waverly.
The Vikings believed that the northern lights were caused by light flashing of the armor of Waverly’s shield maidens as they rode out to collect those fallen in battle.
The stone temples of Madura contain roughly 30 million carved images of Waverly.
When promising not to lie, Waverly will put a hand to his testicles. That’s why it’s called a ‘testimony’.
Servicing Waverly burns upwards of 350 calories per hour, nearly 4 times the expenditure of performing similar acts with lesser men such as the Witch King.
Baskin Robins once offered Waverly flavored ice cream.
Two grams of Waverly provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Unspecified complaints have lead to Waverly being legally prohibited from entering Disneyworld. Ironically, Waverly can still visit Disneyland on the 5th Sunday of any month so long as he wears his pants inside out.
If Waverly apparated into the vacuum of space, he’d explode long before he suffocated.
The name of Lady Godiva’s horse: Waverly.
The Vikings believed that the northern lights were caused by light flashing of the armor of Waverly’s shield maidens as they rode out to collect those fallen in battle.
The stone temples of Madura contain roughly 30 million carved images of Waverly.
When promising not to lie, Waverly will put a hand to his testicles. That’s why it’s called a ‘testimony’.
Servicing Waverly burns upwards of 350 calories per hour, nearly 4 times the expenditure of performing similar acts with lesser men such as the Witch King.
Baskin Robins once offered Waverly flavored ice cream.
Two grams of Waverly provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Unspecified complaints have lead to Waverly being legally prohibited from entering Disneyworld. Ironically, Waverly can still visit Disneyland on the 5th Sunday of any month so long as he wears his pants inside out.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Hill-Shatar
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1.Hill-Shatar is only six percent water.
2.Hill-Shatar once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
3.The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Hill-Shatar.
4.It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Hill-Shatar!
5.Hill-Shatar was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
6.In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Hill-Shatar is the victim!
7.Hill-Shatar is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Hill-Shatar.
8.The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Hill-Shatar.
9.The air around Hill-Shatar is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
10.Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Hill-Shatar in a day.
2.Hill-Shatar once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
3.The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Hill-Shatar.
4.It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Hill-Shatar!
5.Hill-Shatar was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
6.In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Hill-Shatar is the victim!
7.Hill-Shatar is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Hill-Shatar.
8.The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Hill-Shatar.
9.The air around Hill-Shatar is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
10.Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Hill-Shatar in a day.
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moltovir
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1. Moltovir can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
2. Moltovir is actually a mammal, not a fish!
3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with moltovir.
4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing moltovir!
5. Lightning strikes moltovir over seven times every hour!
6. If you drop moltovir from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
7. Moltovir was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
8. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to moltovir is 10:1.
9. Moltoviromancy is the art of telling the future with moltovir.
10. Over 2000 people have now climbed moltovir, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
Number 2 is extraordinary indeed! I'm less excited about 5, and I'm not giving any comment on number 4 I'll leave #10 to your (undoubtly extremely sick) imagination.
2. Moltovir is actually a mammal, not a fish!
3. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with moltovir.
4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing moltovir!
5. Lightning strikes moltovir over seven times every hour!
6. If you drop moltovir from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
7. Moltovir was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
8. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to moltovir is 10:1.
9. Moltoviromancy is the art of telling the future with moltovir.
10. Over 2000 people have now climbed moltovir, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
Number 2 is extraordinary indeed! I'm less excited about 5, and I'm not giving any comment on number 4
I'll leave #10 to your (undoubtly extremely sick) imagination. "We are at a very serious moment dealing with very serious issues and we are not focusing on the name you give to potatoes" - Nathalie Loisau
If you kiss Dutch people for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Dutch people!
Dutch people are only six percent water.
Research indicates that Dutch people will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Dutch people have 7.
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Dutch people and compline.
Dutch people have a bifurcated penis!
An average beaver can cut down Dutch people every year.
Peanuts and Dutch people are beans!
Dutch people are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Dutch people!
Dutch people are only six percent water.
Research indicates that Dutch people will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Dutch people have 7.
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Dutch people and compline.
Dutch people have a bifurcated penis!
An average beaver can cut down Dutch people every year.
Peanuts and Dutch people are beans!
Dutch people are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out.
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