Story Time (Search for the Holy Spam Discussion Thread)

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:06 pm

LOL! So did I.

I used to have the most unhappy looking German teacher ever, she only ever seemed to smile for the parents.

slade · Post by **slade** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:42 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]LOL! So did I.

I used to have the most unhappy looking German teacher ever, she only ever seemed to smile for the parents.

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oh..my.....was she pretty

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 2:49 pm

Hah. Not in the slightest.

Why do you want to know that anyway?

slade · Post by **slade** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:01 pm

[QUOTE=Ravager]Hah. Not in the slightest.

Why do you want to know that anyway?

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I all of a sudden fantasized...about a blonde woman with blue eyes...with her hair up in a bun,hidden due to the cap she wear...she wear like a military sytle suit....you know button shirt with top coat...and skirt.......with high knee boots or calf lenght....with that foot long thing that you smack people with...I think people use it to smack their horse butt with......yeah something like that...and she would be really strict....and talk in a german accent....
too bad you ruined it for me...

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:04 pm

LOL!

I don't think every strict German woman is some kind of uh dominatrix, slade.

Besides, the teacher I had was old with grey hair, was closer to Swiss than German and prone to shouting.

Sorry to ruin your daydream slade.

slade · Post by **slade** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:23 pm

oh well....

...*sigh*......Ivanna...would have been a great name for her too:laugh:

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:28 pm

Trust me...find a better German. Well, actually find any German over a nasty Swiss German language teacher.

Oh oh, we've spammed the thread to pieces now.

(Sorry everyone)

Rondoor · Post by **Rondoor** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:26 am

I was...

There is one thing I’d...

I would like to ask if there...

Is there a character limit in the “In Search of the Holy Spam" topic?

Oh, and what would be the general idea of having couple revolvers and a shotgun with my character? Of course my character will be generally equipped with a rapier and three throwing axes, those guns aren’t a must for me. I’d just like to recreate my Arcanum character.

Well, bye.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:44 am

Keep it a just a bit limited. We don't want to write a novel per se, and I know I don't have the time to read a novel.

The setting is a bit fairytale-like-medieval-style with elements of everyone's preference. So you're quite free.

But regarding your posts in the HBI, I must advise you once more: keep it limited in size!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:47 pm

You also can't be banned apparently.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:51 am

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]You also can't be banned apparently.[/QUOTE]

Cant or shouldnt?

:laugh:

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:03 am

Would be; could be; was and will be :laugh:

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 3:10 pm

I hate it when people get banned without knowing why... But that's the rules.

Say, I don't think the mystery of the whereabouts of the holy spam will ever be solved if you goat and boar hunting maniacs keep procrastinating.

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:13 am

Well, I would, but Rav ran off, Phreddie told us he wouldn't be posting, and Lasher disappeared.

As such, it seems like it's up to me to go boar catching.

Ahh well, in that case, I've got some writing to do...

Whoa, he got banned... I wonder why? Maybe for quadruple posting... let's hope a mod can tell the rest of us...

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Mon May 01, 2006 12:20 pm

Bumpette al dente'.

The Holy Spam has been bumped, by a new member. This is great!

Oh, Im reentering the story elder scrolls style. (prison, sacks for clothes . . . etc.)

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:15 am

A 'new' member.

If my logic serves my correctly, it is Rondoor.

I say this for a few reasons.

One, the format is exactly the same as his previous writings, font, text etc.

Two, he breaks his writing out with the same '...' style.

Three, the name 'Panned', is quite similar to Banned.

I could be wrong of course, but hey, I couldn't resist posting this before someone else did.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:57 am

I noticed the Panned-Banned similarity, I couldnt recall any recently Banned Member who wrote like that... bah in any case he got it all wrong about me and I shall there fore begin with Chu in prison. I cant wait for bath time as my fleece is getting rather dirty.

Panned · Post by **Panned** » Tue May 02, 2006 4:58 am

Dear mister Phreddie, I would like to state that due to a human mistake I have forgotten to add the second part of my “contribution” to the holy spam forum. It would have strengthened the sought try to tell that it had all happened in the past; even so I’ll have to admit that your share in the part two needs to be slightly altered. I should be able to do it today – or within time range of two days, if nothing “unexpected” happens before I have done it.

As with my user name, yes there is connection with the Panned- Banned, but such connection is from a riddle. But more recent connection would that on some other forum there is this person who refers herself as “Queen of Pans” and I got, in a one way, panned. So there is a reason behind my user name.

I would personally also appreciate if you would explain what you mean with the, “who wrote like that”, it is really bothering me as I am not sure of what you could be implying – there is a big sum of different possibilities and I am not know of winning the lottery all too often. I would consider that you are free to say what you really think, my skin is as thick as rhino’s skin – it may depend on the rhino species, I am not an expert.

I guess that would be all for now.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:07 am

[QUOTE=Rondoor]I was...

There is one thing I’d...

I would like to ask if there...

Is there a character limit in the “In Search of the Holy Spam" topic?

Oh, and what would be the general idea of having couple revolvers and a shotgun with my character? Of course my character will be generally equipped with a rapier and three throwing axes, those guns aren’t a must for me. I’d just like to recreate my Arcanum character.

Well, bye.

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@ Panned: They think your this fella (scroll up the page). You both write in Century Gothic.

I don't really share there opinion, but the fact that you came straight to SYM, and found a long dead thread on your first post is a little fishy.

But it's up to the moderators to decide with an IP check.

Panned · Post by **Panned** » Tue May 02, 2006 8:49 am

Actually when I am writing – I usually use such fonts as Book Antigua, Perpetua and Palatino Linytype. Book Antiqua and Palatino Linytype are in the selectable font types, thus it wouldn’t harm if those fonts wouldn’t be so small. It kind of suits Century Gothic though.

As for any fishiness, I am here present a few topics here in the SYM.
http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=71497

Well With a quick search I couldn’t find what I was looking for, so that topic shall do then. Was not the Holy Spam topic nominated? Yes, you are right, it couldn’t have never in hundred years got me interested. As for my first post, it actually dates back when the topic itself was started, after that I have written about four other “first posts”, never finished the fifth one so I posted the first one. Terribly fishy.

And there is no need to for moderators to bother with IP checks, I’ll admit everything, if I hadn't admitted it clearly enough on the main topic.

Common sense... utterly bollocks.