Your wish is granted

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:34 am

granted, but it turned green the second you open it

i wish no one could block me on msn so i could continually piss people off:mischief:

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:41 am

OK all blockade to you and MSN have been sanctioned to stop. Even Bill Gates notices you have a lot of room now on msn. SO inorder to keep things proper you have been sent to orbit the planet from space you can have all th eMSN you want baby.

I wish for an Irish Green Sauce.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:47 am

granted, you get a ton(literally) dumped onto your house, your house is in ruins...

i wish i had a costume shop

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:40 pm

granted. you now own the best halloween costume shop in the world. unfortunately, the costumes are so good that they give you nightmares every night. good luck sleeping.

i wish my parents would let me do whatever i want

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:53 pm

granted, you move in with your aunt and uncle who discipline you instead

i wish i could read the 7th harry potter book

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:16 pm

granted. you finally get your hands on the 7th harry potter book. jk rowling finds out and sues the world for everything everyone owns.

i wish i could go on vacation to disneyland

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:26 pm

granted, micky mouse hugs you to death(literally) as you walk in

i wish i had unlimited amounts of brownies

wing · Post by **wing** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:59 pm

granted. you now have an unlimited supply of chicken-produced brownies

i wish i didnt have to go to bed

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:28 am

granted, your parents ditch you and you now live on your own, but then the electricity and internet bill comes in and disconnects your internet and electricity...no more GB, elder scrolls 3, or monstersgame for you:laugh:

i wish i could sleep...

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:34 pm

granted. you can sleep, but you can't wake up

i wish i was an only child

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:16 pm

granted, you no longer get to spurt out random answers as your mom helps your sister with her homework

i wish i had better speakers for my computer

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:56 pm

granted. you get the best speakers ever made for your computer. you decide to see how loud they get. your house blows up

i wish my sister wasnt in here

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:38 pm

granted, your mother is there looking at your bad test scores on the internet:speech:

i wish my internet wouldnt randomly stop working...

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:10 pm

granted. it now consistently stops working.

i wish i wasnt so tall

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:20 pm

granted, you are now a hobbit with EXTREMELY hairy feet...

i wish i had all my senses strengthened

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:22 pm

granted. you can now smell every stink bomb set off everywhere in the world.

i wish my feet werent so hairy

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:52 pm

granted, you are now 3 feet taller then "her" with hairless feet

i wish i knew of 17 positions lol

wing · Post by **wing** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:56 pm

granted. you now know the position of 17 flavors of baskin robbins ice cream.

i wish the legal drinking age was 14

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:58 pm

granted, but the legal *buying* age is still 19-21

i wish i had some popcorn right now...

wing · Post by **wing** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:37 pm

granted. you may have 1 unpopped kernel of popcorn. enjoy

i wish i could sleep in later