Your wish is granted

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:04 pm

Alright you get free pizza everyweek delivered by DR and a car full of pizza delivery beavers and squirals.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:36 am

yet again no wish...so it will be...
Patrick: I wish i wouldnt keep forgetting to put my wish!

granted, you forget to mess around with the other persons wish...

i wish i had an evil army of king cobras , barn cats, dalmations and jersey cows

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Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:55 am

Granted, but you get a huge animal tax assesment, because of which you can no longer buy posh animal food, and your pets go on strike.

I wish I didn't have to write this paper.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:48 am

what do you mean food? they eat humans...:devil:

anyways, granted but you have to write a 10,000 word essay instead

i wish my cat would get out of the way of my monitor...lol

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Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:35 pm

Granted, your cat is no longer in the way of your moniter. It is was teleported somewhere in Hong Kong, and some with the surname of Wong, is now enjoying a nice dinner.

I wish I could be Borat

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:22 pm

granted...doesnt he die or something though? i havent watched the movie but i thought he did...if not, well you die anyways!

i wish i had food right now

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Malta Soron · Post by **Malta Soron** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:23 am

You receive some extremely delicious food, but it turns out you're already full up and you can't anything of eat without getting sick.

I wish I could spent less time on this foolish thing called 'live' and game more.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:48 pm

granted, you quite your job if you have one, drop out of school if youre in it, dump your boy/girlfriend/wife/husband/anything...and you no longer have a life

i wish my parents would go to parent-teacher interviews so they cant complain about me doing bad in school all the time(i got 88.6% averageXD)

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Cartell · Post by **Cartell** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:41 pm

Granted, they now go to the Parent/teacher conferences. However, they now know the reason your grade is an 88 is because of lack of effort. The now spend hour harping on you to study. They get so bad that at one point they literally have you studing 24/7. With so much studying and so little sleep, you go mentally insane and spend the rest of your life in a room full of white pads, but at least you passed the class right?:laugh:

I wish I was Omnipotent:mischief:

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:06 am

the only reason i know what that means is because my brother called some girl that haha...we(me and the girl) had some good laughs at that...

granted, but no one treats you like the god you look like

i wish i didnt have to pull an all-nighter

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:38 am

Granted you are wisked away to a far off planet. There you have no seance of concept of time nor after arriving can you initially determin the methode of tracking it, and tus you can apperant "NO Concept Of Time", thing going, and forget all about those 'All-Nighters".

I wish that who ever grants my wish can come over and have dinner with me sometime.

(I am a great chef. Tomorrow, we are serving Barby-Q Ribs, Texas Beans, and white cheader macroni-n-cheese, salad, and fried zucchini and for dessert a cherry cheese cake brownie. Hmm come baby make a wish. )

Faberge · Post by **Faberge** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:14 am

Well… if that is your wish.

I’ll come over and we’ll have that dinner. You have good time and I have good time. The quality of food is all right, however, I do give you couple of tips on how to make it taste better and share some family recipes of mine. The night ends with a kiss to the cheek and I leave with taxi.

For some reason, you fell desperately in love with me during that dinner and you decided do all you could do to find me again. After five long years we finally meet again in one of those international airports and you finally realise that I am already married.

Burdened by this turn of events you walk to the nearest bar and order a pint of beer. While drinking it depressed you are approached by a man with leather pants and a motorbike. You feel yourself at ease while being in his company and you’ll decide to follow him, riding behind his back. Quietly like a whisper you are once again happy about your life and think positively of starting a family, after all no one is forever young.

….

I wish people wouldn’t get a wrong idea from what I wrote a moment ago.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:48 am

O.x patricks in loooooove

granted, no one reads it so the time you spent on it was wasted

i wish i had something better to do than play games all day today

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:47 pm

Well it just so happons you do sean, you feel very compulsive and subbmissive to the to the fact that you are inclined to come over the studio and join Faberge for dinner and time loop series of events. You think the food might be good and maybe you get a chance to meet some parting type people or some dull but interesting company. This seems to outway the fact that games are fun, you think twice but your belly screams for Barby-Q sauce.

I wish Sean the Owner had to come over for dinner and create a weird unexplanable time loop. Sort of like fruit loops.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:19 pm

granted, but seeing how its unexplainable i cant explain it and im lazy so i dont try...its created in my head though

i wish i had MORE nachos and cheese and salsa

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dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:48 pm

Sean The Owner wrote:
i wish i had MORE nachos and cheese and salsa

Granted. You proceed to gorge yourself, but unbeknownst to you the salsa is well past its prime.. You spend the next day with severe intestinal cramps.

I wish that this was the 1500 th. post in this thread....

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:04 am

Granted. This thread reached 1500 posts and it was eventually closed.

I wish that I am immune to all forms of attacks (not only bullets).

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:23 pm

granted, you spontaneously burst into flames, burn down the ship you were on, and when you hit the ocean you are no longer in flames, the whole crew tries to drown you but it doesnt work and eventually you all go underwater, you live but the rest of the crew drowns, what luck though...you're in the bermuda triangle, too tired to stay above water so no one can save you from the eternal walk home except your feet...
whew! that took long enough to grant a wish...second longest one ive done i think...

i wish my dishes would clean themselves when i put them in my sink...

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Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:41 am

Granted but you have to eat from the bodies of Police women who doon their bodies to you as a new line of dishs. You like the fact that spoons and forks are out and licking themeles clean seems kind of sqeeky.

I wish I knew who the two girls that called were tonight were. Because I either missed something or someone is realy cruel.

Sean The Owner · Post by **Sean The Owner** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:20 am

granted, one was your ex, trying to warn you...the other was her b/f talking like a chick and threatening to kill you...you missed both calls and your ex's b/f kills you

i wish it was 4:20am, i wish it was like...8am

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