The Near Virgins Drinking Den (in other words, a welcome pub for new members)

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:59 pm

dragon wench wrote:Well, I have to say, that's refreshing. Most of the men around here consistently beg for whippings.

This is the first post I've read, here.

I'm leaving, now.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:07 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, I have to say, that's refreshing. Most of the men around here consistently beg for whippings.

[/QUOTE]And if that's the upgrade I having none of it! One dead bastard please and a screaming orgasm for yourself!

@BS You Sir are a cad!

Oh wait we all knew that.

You Sir are a disgusting deviant who should be horse whipped!

Oh darn we knew that too and you can stop drooling.

You Sir are a malefactor of dubious worth and should be run out of town on a rail!

Oh bugger we did that last week.

Just drink up and try not to bother me. - Curdis !

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:20 pm

No problem.

I'll take my leave too. Got some things to do.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:20 pm

Like Fable, this conversation about my son and my suitor getting it on has is forcing me offline for the sake of my mental sanity.

That, and I need to go to sleep. Goodnight, all.

*hugs*

kathycf · Post by **kathycf** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:42 pm

dragon wench wrote:[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutefisk"]This[/url] is lutefisk :speech:

And [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Lutefisk.jpg"]here[/url] is a closeup... :speech:

That looks positively disgus...er delightful.

Actually, though I am on a low lutefisk diet per doctor's orders so I must regretfully limit myself to a Diet Coke.

*waves at people*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:42 pm

Never fear AC, I am unswayable in my suitering, or whatever

@curdis, that's a plan I can deal with

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:45 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Never fear AC, I am unswayable in my suitering, or whatever

@curdis, that's a plan I can deal with

But who exactly are you suitoring?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:48 pm

You're mama. And this is probably the only time I can use that phrase without it being insulting

And don;t become a spelling nazi. I was actually starting to become proud of you for quoting me out of context earlier.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:53 pm

I-am-writing-a-horribly-boring-summary-of-all-the-research-projects-I've-finalised-over-the-last-3.5-
years-it-is-so-boring-my-brain-is-rotting-away-and-on-top-of-it-all-my-keyboard-is-malfunctioning-
so-I-can't-use-all-charaters-and-symbols-instead-I-have-to-copy-and-paste-them-from-other-
documents-oh-this-is-as-fun-as-picking-out-the-hairs-on-your-head-one-by-one-with-a-pair-of-
tweezers

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:57 pm

[QUOTE=Curdis]And if that's the upgrade I having none of it! One dead bastard please and a screaming orgasm for yourself![/QUOTE]

*hands over a dead bastard* (hmmm... this one seems to smell slightly of Wild Turkey....)

I appreciate the offer, but I'm never too sure about trying new c0cktails, they can be a good way to get sick

Would it bother you if I had a glass of Pinot Noir instead?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:57 pm

Here now, no mention of hair, plucking, and head in the same post please

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:57 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:You're mama. And this is probably the only time I can use that phrase without it being insulting

And don;t become a spelling nazi. I was actually starting to become proud of you for quoting me out of context earlier.

I see.

Well just so you know, Weasel got there first.

Glad I make you proud.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:58 pm

[QUOTE=C Elegans]I-am-writing-a-horribly-boring-summary-of-all-the-research projects-I've-finalised-over-the-last-3.5-years-it-is-so-boring-my-brain-is-rotting-away-and-on-top-of-it-all-my-keyboard-is-malfunctioning-so I-can't-use-all-charaters-and-symbols-instead-I-have-to-copy-and-paste-them-from-other-documents-oh-this-is-as-fun-as-picking-out-the-hairs-on-your-head-one-by-one-with-a-pair-of-tweezers[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing. Luckily I'm clean shaved and can't even attempt your plan.

Want a screaming orgasm? Or would that be bad for the baby?

Sorry about the back/front joke. It's half a compliment. - Curdis !

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:00 pm

The Z wrote:I see.

Well just so you know, Weasel got there first.

Glad I make you proud.

I never cared for being first. So long as I get there, the order matters little to me

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:02 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I never cared for being first. So long as I get there, the order matters little to me

You are a brave brave man to follow in Weasel's footsteps....

Do you have a golden speedo or similar attire to protect you?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:06 pm

[QUOTE=cathycf]That looks positively disgus...er delightful. Actually, though I am on a low lutefisk diet per doctor's orders so I must regretfully limit myself to a Diet Coke.

*waves at people*[/QUOTE]

*waves back* :
Does lutefisk make you break out in hives too?

*passes along a Diet Coke and a tray of nachos*

[QUOTE=Z]But who exactly are you suitoring?
<>
I see.
Well just so you know, Weasel got there first. [/QUOTE]

That just sounds.... wrong... obscene in fact...

[QUOTE=CE]I-am-writing-a-horribly-boring-summary-of-all-the-research-projects-I've-finalised-over-the-last-3.5-
years-it-is-so-boring-my-brain-is-rotting-away-and-on-top-of-it-all-my-keyboard-is-malfunctioning-
so-I-can't-use-all-charaters-and-symbols-instead-I-have-to-copy-and-paste-them-from-other-
documents-oh-this-is-as-fun-as-picking-out-the-hairs-on-your-head-one-by-one-with-a-pair-of-
tweezers[/QUOTE]

Ugh.... that sounds tedious in the extreme !
btw, BS seems very disconcerted at your references to hair loss, I can't possibly imagine why....

:mischief:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:09 pm

The Z wrote:You are a brave brave man to follow in Weasel's footsteps....

Do you have a golden speedo or similar attire to protect you?

What good would it do me? You're here, evidently the golden speedo wasn't much protection now was it?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:22 pm

Curdis wrote:Thanks for sharing. Luckily I'm clean shaved and can't even attempt your plan.

Want a screaming orgasm? Or would that be bad for the baby?

I thought you were dying to know.

It depends if it's the alcohol or biological type!

DW] Ugh.... that sounds tedious in the extreme ! btw wrote:
It is!

One may wonder if it is really tweezers and head hair BS is thinking of...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:26 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:What good would it do me? You're here, evidently the golden speedo wasn't much protection now was it?

Point taken. I'd like a brother if that's possible

@DW...oh jeez, I've really become quite the pervert haven't I....

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:26 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*hands over a dead bastard* (hmmm... this one seems to smell slightly of Wild Turkey....)

I appreciate the offer, but I'm never too sure about trying new c0cktails, they can be a good way to get sick

Would it bother you if I had a glass of Pinot Noir instead?[/QUOTE]What about a Pinot of glass Noir? - Curdis !