Something or another wars episode V: The spam comes back

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:36 am

TheAmazingOopah wrote:Ah yes, I believe all great philosophers have such moments. It is rumoured that if you dig deep enough into the Spam Factory, you'll find a similiar spree by Karl Marx

In fact, it was when he had his most ingenious ideas.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:37 am

Naffnuff wrote:Hold ... on ... just ... just ... a ... little ... bit ... more ...

[smiley expressing exhaustion]

Tada!

[triumphant smiley!]

With deep, slow-motion voice:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... !!!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:39 am

TheAmazingOopah wrote:Ah yes, the old 100 mark. All innocence is lost when one ventures beyond there... Especially if you got there by spam philosophy:speech:

Oh, so you mean there is no turning back?

Farewell, sweet virginity!

In fact, I miss the blubber smiley. Couldn't some kind little moderator add one?

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:43 am

Naffnuff wrote:Oh, so you mean there is no turning back?

Farewell, sweet virginity!

In fact, I miss the blubber smiley. Couldn't some kind little moderator add one?

Well, it's not like the innocence can't be bought back, you know...:devil:

Which blubber smiley?

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:55 am

We're only at 209! Come on everybody, panic! We need those 1,500 by midnight!
Just type something! Anything! A smiley! A copy of your sister's blog! Some illicit link! Some harassment! Who cares if we all get banned! Besides, I'm sure Buck and all the moderators would understand with such a noble cause at hand! Just blaze and burn, baby, blaze and burn! I'm the kamikaze spammer, so why in Hades am I not dividing all this glorious spam into several different posts, upping the post count to at least a threefold! I don't know! I don't care anymore! The spam has got its hold on me and I'm doomed! Never to see my family again, I speed my small craft into the quiet harbour of good order! Now, I'm one with spam!

Glorious!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:57 am

TheAmazingOopah wrote:Well, it's not like the innocence can't be bought back, you know...:devil:

Which blubber smiley?

The crying one! Like this: boohoo, boohoo!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:36 am

AmpaSand wrote:Flight Captain AmpaSand. Ready for take off! What plane shall I take?

The P-51 Mustang in the nearby hangar?

And what the heck is going on here? Did I just stumbled into a spam competition or something?

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 7:32 am

DesR85 wrote:The P-51 Mustang in the nearby hangar?

And what the heck is going on here? Did I just stumbled into a spam competition or something?

I don't know! We were just having a bit of fun, and suddenly there was spam everywhere, everywhere I tell you! We lost seven fine newbies, and they weren't even exalted members... To think that they had just started posting...

And erm, about the P-51 Mustang. I went out yesterday with some pals, had a few vodka shots, and everything got a tad hazy, and erm, well... I think I crashed it. Sorry!

If you ask nicely Xandax will buy you a new one.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:22 am

TheAmazingOopah wrote:I don't know! We were just having a bit of fun, and suddenly there was spam everywhere, everywhere I tell you! We lost seven fine newbies, and they weren't even exalted members... To think that they had just started posting...

What? Spam overran this place while I was away?

Curses! We never got to know these guys and they died in an instant.

Man the positions and give those spammers hell!

*Pulls back hammer on the Thompson*

TheAmazingOopah wrote: And erm, about the P-51 Mustang. I went out yesterday with some pals, had a few vodka shots, and everything got a tad hazy, and erm, well... I think I crashed it. Sorry!

Damn..... Ampasand was supposed to fly that plane. A replacement won't arrive until early next week since the rest are out on search & destroy or recon for all I know. I don't think they're any planes left on the hangar, unless you can offer something that can fly.

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:52 am

DesR85 wrote:What? Spam overran this place while I was away? Curses! We never got to know these guys and they died in an instant. Man the positions and give those spammers hell! *Pulls back hammer on the Thompson*

Well, actually, Sir ... *ahum* ... I don't know how to say this, but ... um ... actually that was us spamming.

We didn't know that we were doing! I swear! Please forgive us!

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:29 am

Naffnuff wrote:Well, actually, Sir ... *ahum* ... I don't know how to say this, but ... um ... actually that was us spamming.

We didn't know that we were doing! I swear! Please forgive us!

*Pulls hammer on pistol and shoves it at Naffnuff's head* So it was you, huh?

Care to explain why you did this? I can pull the trigger right now if I wanted to but since I'm in a more sympathetic mood for now, I'll let you go, unless you tell me all that I need to know. Otherwise, BANG! You're a goner. :mischief:

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:32 am

DesR85 wrote:Damn..... Ampasand was supposed to fly that plane. A replacement won't arrive until early next week since the rest are out on search & destroy or recon for all I know. I don't think they're any planes left on the hangar, unless you can offer something that can fly.

Well, I could offer you some Absinthe. They don't call it "the Green Fairy" for nothing

Magelord648 · Post by **Magelord648** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:34 am

*Gives Naffnuff and The Amazing Oopah medals for their glorious achievments in restoring the spam empire.*

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:46 am

DesR85 wrote:*Pulls hammer on pistol and shoves it at Naffnuff's head* So it was you, huh? Care to explain why you did this? I can pull the trigger right now if I wanted to but since I'm in a more sympathetic mood for now, I'll let you go, unless you tell me all that I need to know. Otherwise, BANG! You're a goner. :mischief:

Oh, please, don't! Think about all the spam we could create together if you just joined our side! Yes, you heard me right! That would mean breaking every rule in the soldier's manual, including the one about loyalty to King and Country! But don't you see? Spam is the future! Good order is a thing of the past! We're so many now who have already crossed the line! Join us, it's your only chance! Let's fight for the Dark Queen of Spam together so that we can get good seats in the Opera House of Spam when we have conquered!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:50 am

Magelord648 wrote:*Gives Naffnuff and The Amazing Oopah medals for their glorious achievments in restoring the spam empire.*

Thanks, but we're not there yet! Still have another 1278 to go before the dark Kingdom of Spam come!

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:04 am

Magelord648 wrote:*Gives Naffnuff and The Amazing Oopah medals for their glorious achievments in restoring the spam empire.*

Spam empire? Nay! This be no more than a puny town o' spam.

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:23 am

Fiberfar wrote:Spam empire? Nay! This be no more than a puny town o' spam.

Right you are! But that's why we all have to work together!

Naffnuff · Post by **Naffnuff** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:31 am

I've even written a song we are to sing while we march:

To the land of spam we go,
Where the spam threads overflow,
In the spam-lit sky,
There is spam on high,
While we to the spam land go!

Feel free to continue with more verses!

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:52 pm

I have...

... post....

.... stutter.....

...syndrome...

... caused....

..by...

...massive...

...mental...

..trauma...

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:05 pm

*breaks down* I have lost my one and only P-51!

Oh well will have to take massively superior BRITISH Spitfire MkVIIIc.

*to the tune of the cat came back*

Paid a boy a dollar to set the spam afloat
put it down the river in a sack, in a boat.
But, the spam came back,
just the very next day,
but the spam came back,
It just couldn't stay away....

Flight Captain AmpaSand Ready for recon flight. Tower, Conditions and clearance on runway 3 please.