100 crazy things to do before you die

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:56 pm

43. Then use the original detonative words.

Edit: OK, let's make it 43-A

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:14 pm

Aw, I beat you to only two seconds! Sorry, m'lady.

44. Eat four entire red hot chilli peppers to prove that you're a dedicated fan.

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:16 pm

Given the news I was handed out over the past 5 years by doctors, I thought long and hard about this one. Here's the list of things I didn't cross off on my list of things to do before I die:

44. Get even with everyone who deliberately screwed me over.
45. Tell everyone I have a problem with exactly what I think of them. (There just is NOT enough time in a lifetime to attempt this.)
46. Train a successor to complete all of the things that I wish done which take more than 80 years to accomplish.

Frankly, I find it amusing you folks have such idiotic things you would like to accomplish before dying. Would you like to wax your cars before croaking too? Perhaps that isn't high enough on the priority list?

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:20 pm

Good to see you too, Magrus.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:27 pm

Magrus wrote:Frankly, I find it amusing you folks have such idiotic things you would like to accomplish before dying. Would you like to wax your cars before croaking too? Perhaps that isn't high enough on the priority list?

Magrus, I do not think that it was the idea behind this thread to list things you actually want to do before you die. That would make a very interesting idea for a topic, but it's just not the case here I think. I mean, when the original poster doesn't actually mentions that you have to post your life goals, and starts off with a suggestion of robbing a bank dressed as a tree, I think it's rather clear that this is rather a thread about coming up with as many crazy things one could actually do in life, rather than a serious thread about actually doing it. But I agree with Lady Dragonfly, good to see you again.

How's the insomnia thing going?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:40 pm

Blah, whats the point of having lived, if you haven't done all of those "crazy things" already, irregardless? If you have to have the worry of death being an impending concern, and then recall that you haven't done even the fun things, what kind of life have you led? Joke thread aside, perhaps that is something all of you folks should think about. If you can laugh about doing something and truly consider doing it, why haven't you done so yet?

Anyhow, thanks for the welcome back. The insomnia comes and goes. Lately however, it's been relatively easier to deal with. Working where I work, the heat wears me out even if the work itself does not. The free drinks after work should I want them in addition to that add to the help of falling asleep in the event I haven't in a few days. It works out relatively well.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:03 pm

47. Retire from work at least 10 years beforehand

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:07 pm

Magrus wrote:Blah, whats the point of having lived, if you haven't done all of those "crazy things" already, irregardless? If you have to have the worry of death being an impending concern, and then recall that you haven't done even the fun things, what kind of life have you led? Joke thread aside, perhaps that is something all of you folks should think about. If you can laugh about doing something and truly consider doing it, why haven't you done so yet?

That are some good words, and very well to think about. It also puzzles me sometimes that so many people have so many plans, while only adding the deed to it in half of the cases, and even then mostly half-heartly. Well, no, it doesn't puzzle me, that's just the nature of many people, since fantasising about something can be so much more easier than bringing up the effort to actually do it. Fantasising about it gives pleasure, but only short-lived pleasure, easy pleasure with short legs. It's like eating tasty, but very unhealthy fat food: it fulfils a momentarily need, but brings only misery on the long term; rather choosing the easy short road now, than doing the right thing. Everyone should just stop fantasising about what could be and what could've been, and just get busy to make it really happen. People shouldn't have "dreams". Screw dreams, people should have goals and just pursue them, instead of longing for dreams all their lives. But what am I ranting, that won't solve a damn thing. Better start doing it myself first. Continue living.

Magrus wrote:Anyhow, thanks for the welcome back. The insomnia comes and goes. Lately however, it's been relatively easier to deal with. Working where I work, the heat wears me out even if the work itself does not. The free drinks after work should I want them in addition to that add to the help of falling asleep in the event I haven't in a few days. It works out relatively well.

That's good to hear, I guess. Enjoy the heat, we had nothing but rain here in the past weeks. Not a great summer so far. Ah well, let's get back to the original topic at hand.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:07 pm

48. Make a large pair of wings from balsa wood and silk, climb to the top of a large tree during full moon, howl loudly... and jump.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:22 pm

dragon wench wrote:48. Make a large pair of wings from balsa wood and silk, climb to the top of a large tree during full moon, howl loudly... and jump.

49. craft a large net and catch a Banshee on a full moon
50. take Banshee to candlelight dinner with wine aplenty

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:32 pm

51. Run for public office and promise to steal as much as you can possibly grasp from the people who elect you.

AmpaSand · Post by **AmpaSand** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:31 pm

52. Paint insulting comments on side of car.
53. Drive around neighbourhood where the insulted hang out.

Different note..

54. Pretend to join a cult.
55. Cause a bomb scare.

TheAmazingOopah · Post by **TheAmazingOopah** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:08 am

56. Put your husband/wife on E-Bay

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:02 am

57. Book (and of course spend) a Vacation in a Nudist Resort...

NiteWulf · Post by **NiteWulf** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:57 am

58. Officially celebrate my return to the GB forums by posting in this "100 crazy things to do before you die" thread.

Karembeu · Post by **Karembeu** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:20 am

59. Raise your postcount in the gamebanshee forums by spamming...err...I mean answering on a thread with the topic "100 crazy things to do before you die".

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:33 am

60. Swallow a bullet. :laugh:

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:27 am

DesR85 wrote:60. Swallow a bullet. :laugh:

61. Make cigarette burns on my own tongue.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:35 am

62. Go an entire month without coffee

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:00 am

dragon wench wrote:62. Go an entire month without coffee

Not possible.......:laugh:

cannot go an entire day.:speech:

63. Try some of the coffee that's in LD's thread...:laugh: