I'm quoting, here (no spam)

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 6:28 pm

"I may not be as good as I once was, but I can be as good once as I've ever been!"

my pick up line, i used on my wife!

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 7:23 am

@Leedogg, what did your wife say or do in reply?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 7:28 am

Originally posted by fable:
@Leedogg, what did your wife say or do in reply?

your are a very strange man....

Jsut a guess really

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 8:23 am

Sleep writes:
your are a very strange man....

And you are an unobservant one, if this is something you've just discovered.

A quote...? Here's a good one, by the all-too-forgotten Spiro Agnew, VP under Richard Nixon, and proven guilty repeatedly of taking bribes in office:

""I've been into many ghettos and, to some extent, I'd have to say this: If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all."

[ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 8:25 am

@ Fable I was reffering to what the now wife might have said, merely speculating

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 8:40 am

Oh, gotcha, @Sleep. I admit that I am curious. Perhaps she's just an extremely discerning person who saw something good in Leedogg's character at a glance that whole battalions of women had run in horror from.

I think my first date with my wife followed upon the highly original remark, "Would you like to hit dinner in a few days?"

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 5:45 pm

"The future will be a beter tomorrow." --Dan Quayle

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:07 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Oh, gotcha, @Sleep. I admit that I am curious. Perhaps she's just an extremely discerning person who saw something good in Leedogg's character at a glance that whole battalions of women had run in horror from.

I think my first date with my wife followed upon the highly original remark, "Would you like to hit dinner in a few days?"

actually-I lied. My wife was out with a friend of mine one night. and we were "play fighting(i was holding her down and giving her a good tickle) and somehow we found ourselves kissing!

we didn't talk for a while after said incident.

Then after bout two months, she called us(my best friend lived with my parents and I) on new years eve and told my friend that "lee's gonna talk to me tonight!". i didn't know I wasn't talking to her, just knew that she hadn't called.

Anyhow, that was New Years Eve, 1998 we shared firs...well 2nd kiss at midnight and have been together ever since.

aawwwww...what a love story.

The quote is one i use often, for many occasions.

am i really strange?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:12 pm

Leedogg writes:
actually-I lied. My wife was out with a friend of mine one night. and we were "play fighting(i was holding her down and giving her a good tickle) and somehow we found ourselves kissing! we didn't talk for a while after said incident.

Then after bout two months, she called us(my best friend lived with my parents and I) on new years eve and told my friend that "lee's gonna talk to me tonight!". i didn't know I wasn't talking to her, just knew that she hadn't called.

You mean, you did the whole light-bondage-and-kiss thing, and you didn't know it constituted an escalation in your relationship beyond "hi"?

I'm glad it worked out for you, though. There's nothing like an impending thirty or forty years of unsolicited sex in waiting to really give a sense of joie de vivre to your life.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:28 pm

"We have a firm committment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm committment to Europe, we are a part of Europe." --former US Vice President Dan Quayle

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:32 pm

ROFL

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 6:41 pm

"With him as Vice President, no wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are morons" Quoted by Weasel , talking about former US Vice President Dan Quayle

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 9:58 pm

"I am sick and tired of being sick and tired!"my mother right before every whippin' i ever got.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 10:03 pm

Originally posted by fable:
You mean, you did the whole light-bondage-and-kiss thing, and you didn't know it constituted an escalation in your relationship beyond "hi"?

at the time it was an awkward situation.

what does joie de vivre mean? you can PM me so as not to spam the topuc,

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:43 pm

That sense of joyous verve and vitality that starts you walking on air.

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 12:18 am

"I often get my 4's and 7's mixed up"-Norman Lamont, former UK chancellor of the exchequer (Finance Minister).

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:56 am

"Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less." --Dan Quayle, 1992

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 2:40 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
"With him as Vice President, no wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are morons" Quoted by Weasel , talking about former US Vice President Dan Quayle

@Weasel, Agnew was even worse, in some respects. I'm discounting most of the stuff he said in public (which was written for him by Pat Buchanan), but he was also found guilty of accepting bribes from contractors over a 10+ year period while an elected Baltimore Country official. Then, after he left office (after first accusing the liberal press of setting him up), he was found guilty of tax evasion--and ended up paying more than a quarter of a million dollars to Maryland as penalties as the kickback scandals. He and his good friend Frank Sinatra knew it was the fault of people who just didn't understand him.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:46 am

"Republicans can understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." --Dan Quayle.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:48 am

@Fable, LMAO (Dan was the man

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