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Kipi wrote:Who in earth left those lying around visible?! :mad:
Those are the guns of the guards of this place... So, no messing around any of you. CAPISH? :D
Sure thing, boss. :D Looks like automatic and heavy weapons to me. Terrible situation outside, I assume? ;)
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*stumbles in*

Barkeep, one 'thank Prime" right now please

muttered "too many pub threads not enough hangover cures"

oh hey DW fable, kipi

All: "Thank you and good night"

*falls over on floor, but out of most peoples way*

This in the new drunkard management system

"When the thank prime turns up please make me drink it all of it and then leave me for the 3 seconds it'll take me to sober up"

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Dare I ask if they have any booze?
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ONE Iced 8 oz. crystal glass of Arctic water approximately 1/2 in. of shaved ice garnished with fresh lemon.

Exactly 5 degrees celsius.

Not 4 NOT 6.

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Demortis wrote:Dare I ask if they have any booze?
Only nonalcoholic... :p

@Tribble
One coming right away! :D
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Like mr. Holopainen over there!"
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This is a great bar. There is no sprits (except the normal paranormal type)

Any body for a game of darts?

How to play.

Open word
close eyes
mash key board a few times
count letters
bonus points of 2 per letter in a real word (as in has a space at each end)

abenpeabhnietn

14!

Next!
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Demortis wrote:Dare I ask if they have any booze?
Yes! Just step in to my bar in the ladies bathroom for some toilet bowl distilled premium! :cool:
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AmpaSand wrote: Any body for a game of darts?

How to play.

Open word
close eyes
mash key board a few times
count letters
bonus points of 2 per letter in a real word (as in has a space at each end)

abenpeabhnietn

14!

Next!
*Was thrown off 50km away from the bar* Okay. Who's the wise guy that did this? :angry: :p
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Tribblemaker wrote:
Not 4 NOT 6. :laugh:
7 is wiped out! :D

Welcome back, Kipi! It's been quite different since you Fellout :laugh: Could you make me some lemon juice with lemon juice and a slice of lemon? Sugarfree please.
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*finds a turd in the moonshine*
Who did this?! :mad:
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DesR85 wrote:*Points at a rack full of guns* I assume those are for bar defense? :confused: Coz they aren't mine, that's for sure. ;)
Oh, those are mine, I was wondering if DW kept hiddin them from me! Oh and the turd in the "punch bowl". Wasnt me!
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Demortis wrote:Oh, those are mine, I was wondering if DW kept hiddin them from me!
I suspect so. What I do know is that she doesn't like guns and will do whatever she can to get rid of them. :(
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Yea, But DW loves me. She wouldnt throw my weapons away, cuz I do so much for her bars!
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Demortis wrote:Yea, But DW loves me. She wouldnt throw my weapons away, cuz I do so much for her bars!
I'm sure she wouldn't do that. ;) She'll probably hide them somewhere in this inn. Since Kipi is the owner of this place, you should ask him. He's bound to have seen it somewhere. :D
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Did you know that a lot of non-alcoholic beers still have alcohol in them? Still, not worth drinking.

Besides, I am fine with a nice cold glass of orange juice. -pulls out flask of vodka- Mmm-MM!
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Chimaera182 wrote: Besides, I am fine with a nice cold glass of orange juice. -pulls out flask of vodka- Mmm-MM!
*Huge ogre bouncer walks you, takes the flask, and walks away*

Sorry, no own drinks here... ;)
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While I'm here, just give me a glass of orange juice, please. Kind of thirsty here. ;)
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Pours big cup of Java......hmmm good....strong and black....perfect...
now to step outside for a smoke....:angel:
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*laughs*
I'm waaay too busy at the moment to be hiding guns.. :D
Besides, it`s Kipi`s bar, and therefore whether or not there are firearms on the premises is his call.
Anyway... I`m not against all guns... Hunting rifles used expressly for the purpose of bringing home dinner I`m perfectly fine with... Anyone seen Bambi or Thumper around lately? :p

*orders a strong black coffee and a fruit smoothie for a late breakfast*
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Post by Faberge »

Drinks milk. From a pint.

And I guess guns are also okay for sport. You know when those athletes ski and then stop to shoot five shots and ski again? And then someone wins?

*Shakes head and rises shoulders.*
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