The Sandy Bottom Beach, Patio, and Swim-up Bar

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:25 pm

Seeing that Vixen doesn't want to see his tattoo, Sleazel heads his cart towards Georgi .

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:26 pm

Georgi: be careful what you wish for, Weasel is on his way and he's backing something mighty potent for you

Vix: The deck chairs were already broken, I got them cheap... just like my help.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:28 pm

@Waverly: And how about drink? Did you get them cheap as well? <scared look>

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:32 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
@Waverly: And how about drink? Did you get them cheap as well? <scared look>

All the liquor is top shelf. If there's anything to worry about it's the quality of the dishwashing <nods to Weasel drying glasses in the buff...>

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:33 pm

Heading back around the pool, looking for Georgi, Sleazel runs over Minerva's foot.

"Sorry Minerva

can't stop and talk, boss has me on a strict orders and the more I mess up, the more he takes from my pay"

"I'm down to a penny day now, anymore and I will be paying Waverly for me to work"

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:36 pm

@Waverly: You let Sleazel wash glasses?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:37 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
@Waverly: You let Sleazel wash glasses?

I had to use them speedo's for something.

Cleans glasses real good.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:38 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
@Waverly: You let Sleazel wash glasses?

He told me he had a tool that would reach to the bottom of the tall tumblers

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:39 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
He told me he had a tool that would reach to the bottom of the tall tumblers

I misplaced my *tool*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:43 pm

OMG

No wonder drink tastes and looks odd...

Waverly, you must make sure what your assistant is up to, or this place will be closed...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:47 pm

<sees Weasel in the corner furtively mixing drinks with his 'tool'>

OMG

It's OK Minerva. Weasel will be right out with a complimentary drink.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:47 pm

*quietly calls the health inspectors*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:50 pm

Notice of Termination of Employment

Dear Sleazel,

It has come to my attention, complaints about you have risen. My fine club can not have this.
Please turn in your cart and speedo, and pick up your check.
You are fired!!!

With regards,

Waverly.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:51 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
*quietly calls the health inspectors*

No, no. Everthings fine. Stir one up for Georgi as well, Weasel. Drinks are on the house... just excuse me if I pour my own

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:53 pm

*runs back to the Red Lion to pick up a bottle and a glass, just in case...*

No, that's ok Wavy, I'll serve myself...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:56 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
*runs back to the Red Lion to pick up a bottle and a glass, just in case...*

No, that's ok Wavy, I'll serve myself...

Here, let Weasel get you some ice <motions to Weasel sucking on ice cubes by the back freezer>

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:56 pm

I feel sick...

Not by drink, but by things I've seen here...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:57 pm

Fired again, Sleazel walks along the beach, his check turned out to be a bill for damages. A breeze comes in off the water, sending a chill down Sleazel. No money to buy boxer shorts, he decides to run to warm up.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:58 pm

Uhh, no ice thanks Waverly... I am drinking shots anyway

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 4:58 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
I feel sick... Not by drink, but by things I've seen here...

Oh dear. I am truly sorry. Let me have Weasel fix you some food. That will make you feel better.

Hey, were did he go?

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