Fable Q&A

[Lady Dragonfly]

Exactly.
It's a lot easier to find a parliament with rail road tracks going under it. Load the train with gunpowder instead and take the train there. Saves you a lot of carrying.

That's right. And don't forget to wear a mask of Guy Fawkes.

... the very spam threads that slowly cause your brains to leak out through your nose...

Another mystery solved! I was erroneously attributing the symptoms of my own brain malfunction to cravings for irish cream and chocolate eclairs...

[Siberys]

That's right. And don't forget to wear a mask of Guy Fawkes.

I've always wondered, now that we have the capability of cloning even just parts of a body, wouldn't be a better tribute if we wore the actual face of Guy Fawkes?

.....nope, now that I think of it, that's just sick

[Fiberfar]

.....nope, now that I think of it, that's just sick

This being SYM, what's the problem with that?

[Siberys]

This being SYM, what's the problem with that?

Good point...

[Millieway]

@millieway

....Yeah, I realize this is a spam thread...but jeez. I was asking why you are called Millieway, as in what significance does the name have. There was no need to twist the context to suit your answer better.

Here, I'll even go first if it's that big a deal...

What can I say? It seems you are smart enough or not smart enough not to play along with me. I do not think this can be used to figure out how smart someone might be. Nevertheless, you did not play along with me and that is for sure. Thus, you asked a question, I answered to your question. You asked again, and I would still answer the same.

So, can you tell me what makes you think usernames have significance?

Exactly.
It's a lot easier to find a parliament with rail road tracks going under it. Load the train with gunpowder instead and take the train there. Saves you a lot of carrying.

That's right. And don't forget to wear a mask of Guy Fawkes.

Why do I have feeling I should be spouting something like this:

Mala fide, magnum bonum, is achieved by this mere Master of Arts, as member of newly founded marquis, standing with mantic mandate to match the malevolent men whom have spread like miasma, murdering, mutilating this monostichous Mulley of a mob. Mob left mordacious, by these misologist, minacious towards minds not controlled by mendacity… … leaving me with motion of momentaneous need for change, myself facing metanoia, metonymy to bring down this monarch ruling unduly.
Thus, you may call me M.

What do you prefer to store under Parliament, then? Just curious.

Cucumbers. Gunpowder is so 17th century. Kegs of cucumbers are far more deadly-

[Siberys]

So, can you tell me what makes you think usernames have significance?

I don't. But you also have yet to even say "Because I like the sound of the name" or something to that effect.

You evaded a question not needing avoidance. That simple.

[fable]

Why do I have feeling I should be spouting something like this:

Mala fide, magnum bonum, is achieved by this mere Master of Arts, as member of newly founded marquis, standing with mantic mandate to match the malevolent men whom have spread like miasma, murdering, mutilating this monostichous Mulley of a mob. Mob left mordacious, by these misologist, minacious towards minds not controlled by mendacity… … leaving me with motion of momentaneous need for change, myself facing metanoia, metonymy to bring down this monarch ruling unduly.

Yeah, this new SYMian will definitely do.

Cucumbers. Gunpowder is so 17th century. Kegs of cucumbers are far more deadly-

Not to mention possessing an innate ability to rise and stab to death sitting members of Parliament right through their hearts! Or some'at in the general vicinity thereof.

[Maharlika]

fable's Dark Side emerged.

Not to mention possessing an innate ability to rise and stab to death sitting members of Parliament right through their hearts! Or some'at in the general vicinity thereof.

Stabbing right through their hearts using cucumbers?

Man...

... that's cute.:laugh:

You are SO evil, fable.

[fable]

Stabbing right through their hearts using cucumbers?

Well, up through their...how shall I put this..."soft underbelly" will have to be the Churchillian euphemism of the day, I suppose. But being politicians, I was thinking of an entirely different location to secure entry for the cucumber. Which would then be aimed straight at the heart, which in most politicians, lies very close to the anal orifice.

Oh, pardon me. I've given away the game, haven't I? Yeah, I'm evil that way. But politicians...? I'm nowhere near their class. That's another order of evil, altogether. I think even the silliest and most evil enemy in some ridiculous action game would take a distant second place behind those who seek power over others to the benefit of their own egos and wallets, and those of their associates.

[Millieway]

I don't. But you also have yet to even say "Because I like the sound of the name" or something to that effect.

You evaded a question not needing avoidance. That simple.

But I honestly cannot say anything of that effect. I repeat again, what I repeated last time.
I suppose I could alter my question a little; what makes you think my username has significance?

Not to mention possessing an innate ability to rise and stab to death sitting members of Parliament right through their hearts! Or some'at in the general vicinity thereof.

Well, up through their...how shall I put this..."soft underbelly" will have to be the Churchillian euphemism of the day, I suppose. But being politicians, I was thinking of an entirely different location to secure entry for the cucumber. Which would then be aimed straight at the heart, which in most politicians, lies very close to the anal orifice.

Oh, pardon me. I've given away the game, haven't I? Yeah, I'm evil that way. But politicians...? I'm nowhere near their class. That's another order of evil, altogether. I think even the silliest and most evil enemy in some ridiculous action game would take a distant second place behind those who seek power over others to the benefit of their own egos and wallets, and those of their associates.

I am amused, and yet horrified. Although, I cannot deny how a cucumber - with weight of several kilos - couldn’t be used as a blunt weapon. Yet I cannot truly approve with your approach. It just feels so inhumane, even when done to politicians.

However, you could use the cucumber as a chemical weapon. Just let the cucumbers grow until they’ve reached weight of at least one kilo. Pick them up, and leave them laying in the sun to ferment for several days or until the surface of the cucumber is yellow. Though the surface of the cucumber is still appears to be very much solid, what lies inside the cucumber is yellowish guck with stench so horrid it can make you want to vomit your own intestines out.

Therefore, kegs filled with cucumbers, left to ferment at their own pace. And even if someone would get suspicious about the odd stench going around the parliament, I suppose the politicians would just think it is just the stench of the next scandal in the wind…

Morbid.




However, in order to return this back to on topic; Fable, can you stand on your one leg?

[Maharlika]

I'll answer this one.

However, in order to return this back to on topic; Fable, can you stand on your one leg?

He's got a cane which he uses also as a weapon of choice... :speech:

...of course, some say his got those deadly dentures which are so fatally efficient and accurate as a missile weapon. :mischief:

But really, he can stand on one leg because he can. The image that he can't is illusory... which makes him more dangerous. Deceptive, I tell you.

Watch out for those flying dentures.

[dragon wench]

...of course, some say his got those deadly dentures which are so fatally efficient and accurate as a missile weapon. :mischief:

Watch out for those flying dentures.

I always knew it! They used Fable as a model for Planescape Torment's Morte...

Hmmm... I wonder if that makes Buck The Nameless One....

[Maharlika]

I always knew it! They used Fable as a model for Planescape Torment's Morte...

Hmmm... I wonder if that makes Buck The Nameless One....

Wow. :speech:

I just knew there are some factual basis to such allegations... :laugh:

[fable]

Can't I leave you youngins alone for ten minutes without seein' ya get up to mischief? Why, I oughta...

I am amused, and yet horrified. Although, I cannot deny how a cucumber - with weight of several kilos - couldn’t be used as a blunt weapon. Yet I cannot truly approve with your approach. It just feels so inhumane, even when done to politicians.

As if the phrase "humane politician" wasn't an oxymoron.

Therefore, kegs filled with cucumbers, left to ferment at their own pace. And even if someone would get suspicious about the odd stench going around the parliament, I suppose the politicians would just think it is just the stench of the next scandal in the wind…

Being more humane than you, I suggest we kill all the politicians first, then subject them to the gas of rotting cucumbers. As a side benefit, it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. Thus, if of little to no use while alive, yet their figures in death shall serve to set an inspiring target for tomato-wielding lifeforms, everywhere.

He's got a cane which he uses also as a weapon of choice...

+3 Titanium, +5 against undead and whippersnappers.

Watch out for those flying dentures.

Are you trying to give away all my special assassin devices before I get to use 'em? Where's the fun in that? Next, you're going to tell him about my toupee-based, poison-tipped shuriken! Oh, wait...

[Lady Dragonfly]

I suggest we kill all the politicians first, then subject them to the gas of rotting cucumbers. As a side benefit, it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice.

The assumption that politicians can be killed, fumigated or embalmed is fundamentally flawed because:

1. they are unkillable
2. they are respawnable
3. they mutate
4. they metastasize
5. they are immune to gases and furthermore, if touched, expel the deadly gas themselves

[dragon wench]

it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. Thus, if of little to no use while alive, yet their figures in death shall serve to set an inspiring target for tomato-wielding lifeforms, everywhere.

OK, that confirms it...
definitely Morte...

[Crenshinibon]

Then does he wield the cane in his mouth? Or is he the figure head of a cane?

After all, the dentures are classified under the fist category.

Then again, he stated that it's +5 against undead, so does that mean that he's actually alive? If so, does he have a fist instead of a mouth or teeth instead of hands and fingers?

[fable]

Then does he wield the cane in his mouth? Or is he the figure head of a cane?

I think I would object to that, if I weren't too involved in mouthing my gums, which are made of tutti-fruiti.

Then again, he stated that it's +5 against undead, so does that mean that he's actually alive? If so, does he have a fist instead of a mouth or teeth instead of hands and fingers?

Telekinetic control. I learned it from Dennis Kucinich.