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Dungeons and Dragons spells not worth mentioning

Anything goes... just keep it clean.
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Claudius
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Conjure missing sock
Sock army
Resurrect sock
Mestils Smelly Sock Sheath
Shadow Socks
Shadow Argyle Socks
Bigbys Sock explosion
Socks of Beguilment
Raining Socks 10 ft radius
Constrict Socks
Holy Socks of Power
Match Socks (Reverse is unmatch ;) )
Detect Sock
Command Sock
Right Speech has four aspects: 1. Not lying, but speaking the truth, 2. Avoiding rude and coarse words, but using gentle speech beneficial to the listener, 3. Not slandering, but promoting friendliness and unity, 4. Avoiding frivolous speech, but saying only what is appropriate and beneficial.
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dragon wench
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Geritol's Horrid Wilting (on self)
Mordekainen's Flatulence
Summon Mother-In-Law
Charm Accountant
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
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Tricky
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- Powerword Ni
Turn Everyone.
- Summon Rabbit
Summons a vicious animal. Do not risk frontal assault.
- Polymorph Newt
Transform recipient into a newt.
- Swallow's Splendor
+5 pounds carrying capacity.
- Greater Magic Herring
Enchants a herring with a plus +3 enchantment, which only work against trees.
- Conjure Black Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh
Conjures a Black Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh, which remains active until the animator dies. Animator must make a DC 20 Fortitude save every round after casting the spell to protect himself from imminent heart failure.

The best I could come up with.
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Moonbiter
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Call 911
Create Overtime
Summon French Waiter
Color Spew
Grease II
Nepotism
Nahal's Reckless Driver
Tenser's Floating Disco
Detect God
Hornung's Stamp Collector
Improved Unreliability
Protection From Camping Trips
Smugness, 15' Radius
Improved Spousal Abuse 10'
Drivel
Improved Drivel
Leomund's Tiny Slut
Mordekainen's Celery
Abi-Dalzim's Horrid Quilting
Melf's Multiple Hickies

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Summon Useful 1-3rd Level Elven Mage!:laugh:
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