Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 12:01 am

Why do we need space suits? Is your house going to decompress, DW?

Hull breach on Deck 9! Red Alert! Red Alert!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:23 am

@Gwalchmai, well it was all the talk of Martians........and I'd just downed about a litre of strong English cider when I checked in last night.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:33 pm

Judge Dp walks in with the Health inspector.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:36 pm

@Dp-You've been busy, haven't you?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:43 pm

*Gwalchmai begins putting sugar in Dragon Wench's salt shaker and salt in her sugar bowl*
"Snicker at me, will you? Laugh behind my back? Well we'll see who gets the last laugh! Muahahaha!"

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:45 pm

@Gwalchmai........yes we will see

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:45 pm

@Gwalchmai-Don't worry...I won't tell

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:46 pm

*Health inspector starts taking notes*

*Sees Gwally walking around, really starts taking notes*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:51 pm

*Gwalchmai engages his cloaking device and walks up behind Dragon Wench. He snaps her bra and quickly runs to the other side of the living room, decloaks, and pretends to be looking at a painting on the wall.*

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:54 pm

@Gwalchmai-

@Darkpoet-You need someone to help you take down notes??

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:54 pm

Dragon Wench smiles sweetly at Gwalchmai and raises her eyebrows.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 1:58 pm

*Inspector sees Brink and calls the police*

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:01 pm

*Brink hands the inspector a vile of crimson red liquid*

This'll change your mind

*Brink turns to look at Dp*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:02 pm

Gwalchmai: Be nice to Dragonwench, or I shall be forced to sit you down and have a l-o-o-o-n-g talk with you...

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:03 pm

@Vivien-Hiya

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:05 pm

"Hmmmm bribing an insector Brink, looks like you will be working with Bruno the spongue boy. Take him away to the mental hospital, boys"

*Brink gets dragged away*

*pointing a Vivien*
Hi

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:08 pm

@Dp-That wasn't a bribe

.It was a ....err,...a gift,yes that's it,a gift

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:11 pm

*Gwalchmai pretends to listen to Vivien, but is really silently casting "Horrid Wilting" on her clothing. Suddenly, most of her clothing literally falls off of her, revealing a thread-bare green silk night gown underneath. Thinking he has played the ultimate practical joke, he is disappointed to see Vivien simply giggle in a fetching manner and continue on as if nothing had happened. Unable to rattle her aplomb, Gwalchmai stalks off to put chicken grease on the bathroom doorknob.*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:12 pm

Uh oh! Trying to bribe a judge with a potentially hazardous and probably illegal substance?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 2:12 pm

"GUILTY! As the sun is yellow! Sorry, Brink off you go. Be a man, be a man, and take it like Gruntboy. With a smile."