Favorite Quotes

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 2:40 pm

Big footed? how did you know I was wearing 45??? (that is... 11 1/2 I think?)

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 4:06 pm

Is a 45 big???? - Hey, I have big feet to then

Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.

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Mhr'djynn · Post by **Mhr'djynn** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:50 pm

"you'll get nothing and like it"
-caddyshack

"How do you know you're God?"
"Simple. When I pray, I find I am talking to myself."
-the ruling class (peter o'toole)

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T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:10 pm

@ Mhr' I think you're the first other person I've ever met who saw the ruling class! Good movie.

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Mhr'djynn · Post by **Mhr'djynn** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:14 pm

@T'lainya - wow, i am surprised! i thought i was the only one. love those old o'toole flicks.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 12:32 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Of course you could always tie a squirrel to your johnson and tape a ferret to your hand and wait to see what happens

Those of you who don't have a ferret handy can always substitute another small carnivore, such as a weas....Aargh!! What am I saying?!?

@T'lainya - Ruling Class great. Also Lord Jim and What's New Pusycat? - "You know, when the light strikes me from a certain angle, I'm almost handsome".

I know it's spelt wrong but that's the only wy to dodge the auto-censor.

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 4:58 am

Originally posted by Osiris:
Those of you who don't have a ferret handy can always substitute another small carnivore, such as a weas....Aargh!! What am I saying?!?

I figured this remark was coming..

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Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 5:23 am

Took a long time though. I had to check a lot of thread to see if something similar had already been posted.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 5:28 am

Yes it did...but as soon as Ferret was posted I saw it coming

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oki101 · Post by **oki101** » Thu Feb 15, 2001 1:39 pm

I can`t believe anybody haven`t said this one until now:

Arnold : I`ll be back

And this is also very cool.

From PC game Syndicate Wars:Move Along

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 10:50 am

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

- Col. Killgore, Apocalypse Now

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 10:52 am

First 2 seconds of the movie:

"Saigon. Sh*t."

And,

"When I was in the jungle, all I could think of was getting home. When I was at home, all I wanted was to be back in the jungle."

- Capt. Willard, Apocalypse Now.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 10:54 am

And finally, from one of my fave movies:

"They teach young men to drop fire on their enemies, but they won't let them write F*CK! on their airplanes because its... obscence".

Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:07 pm

Still fascinated by those military types, eh, GB. Where ya been?

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Fri Feb 16, 2001 12:33 pm

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?

GB: Welcome back, you missed the strangest days I've seen in here. Almost everyone's tempers flared, one of my topics got deleted, and *someone* has organized an AS and AAS crusade....

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 5:12 am

Here is a easy one.

I got 51 emails this morning all from this thread

This one might be a little harder...

For every effort no matter how big or small their is always a gain.The goal of a spammer is to spam,but is this really a noble goal?

Wait a minute i'm spamming right now.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 5:40 am

Just felt like jumping right in (again) and posting another Monty Phyton sketch:

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The BANTER Sketch
From Monty Python's Flying Circus

(Scene: a wartime RAF station)

Jones: Morning, Squadron Leader.
Idle: What-ho, Squiffy.
Jones: How was it?
Idle: Top-hole. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father;
hairy blighter, ****y-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy,
flipped over on hisBetty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.
Jones: Er, I'm afraid I don't quite follow you, Squadron Leader.
Idle: It's perfectly ordinary banter, Squiffy. Bally Jerry, pranged his kite
right in the how's-your-father; hairy blighter, ****y-birded, feathered
back on his sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and
caught his can in the Bertie.
Jones: No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today. Give us it
slower.
Idle: Banter's not the same if you say it slower, Squiffy.
Jones: Hold on then -- Wingco! -- just bend an ear to the Squadron Leader's
banter for a sec, would you?
Chapman: Can do.
Jones: Jolly good. Fire away.
Idle: Bally Jerry... (he goes through it all again)
Chapman: No, I don't understand that banter at all.
Idle: Something up with my banter, chaps?

GRAMS: AIR RAID SIRENS
(Enter Palin, out of breath)

Palin: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and
let's get the bacon delivered!
Chapman (to Idle): Do *you* understand that?
Idle: No -- I didn't get a word of it.
Chapman: Sorry, old man, we don't understand your banter.
Palin: You know -- bally tenpenny ones dropping in the custard!
(no reaction)
Palin: Um -- Charlie choppers chucking a handful!
Chapman: No no -- sorry.
Jones: Say it slower, old chap.
Palin: Slower *banter*, sir?
Chapman: Ra-ther.
Palin: Um -- sausage squad up the blue end?
Idle: No, still don't get it.
Palin: Um -- cabbage crates coming over the briny?
The others: No, no.

(Film of air-raid)

Idle (voice-over): But by then it was too late. The first cabbage crates hit
London on July the 7th. That was just the beginning.

(Chapman seen sitting at desk, on telephone)

Chapman: Five shillings a dozen? That's ordinary cabbages, is it? And what
about the bombs?... Good Lord, they _are_ expensive

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 4:16 pm

For might is right, by sea or land.
Not how but how much -- that's what's counted!
What seaman does not take for granted
The undivided trinity
Of war and trade and piracy?

Mephistopheles, Faust, Goethe, translated by D. Luke, Part 2, Act 5

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 4:54 pm

"When I got into the candy store, to get the 1000 brown m&m's for the Brandy glass, I cam upon an enexpected defense. Most people would use a guard dog, or alarm system. Instead, I came face-to-face with a Bengal Tiger. Well, I took care of the tiger easily enough. The shop keep and his son were a different matter... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...."

Waynes World 2

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Feb 17, 2001 9:10 pm

Here are some fave quotes of all time :
"DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF DARK SIDE"
"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"
"MAKE IT SO"
"NNAHHHH.......WAZZUP DOC ?"

@Flagg : Haven't finish EOB 2 yet...my kid bro take over for me. I got my hads of Bandit kings right now.....tinkering with the hex offset trying to change personal stats and region stats (doing some editting guide for this one since this game got small size and hopefully can finish soon

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !

"The Deed is Done" -- Hanzo Hattori