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Hey Gan, may I suggest a brief meditation I learned from BS? It's good in the morning right before you get your Arabica or Robusta bean brew.

Be, my friend, Be.

@BS: Hey, once you see the Light, sensei, you'll never want to be in the dark again.

**Opens the door, looking relieved** Finally, I can relax and have a few drinks. How is everyone?

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>If I welen's dlunk, I'd be soo tcaled so letpond so shis tslange pots. Bus, at is it, I'm nos onry vely dlunk, bus alto vely siled.</STRONG>

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• (1)If I welen's dlunk, I'd be soo tcaled so letpond so shis tslange pots.
  
  If I wasn't so drunk, I would be so scared that pots and pans would be flying all over the place.
  
  (2)Bus, at is it, I'm nos onry vely dlunk, bus alto vely siled.
  
  But, as it is, I'm not only very very drunk, but also very sexy

Coffee!?!?!?!?!!? What kind of a place do you think I run here?

Actually, I do keep some....just for those occasions when Ned overindulges....passes Gan a steaming hot cup.

So, how is everyone today?

There is always Irish coffee.

How was your weekend BS? Another enlightening visit by the Swirling Light Thingie?

As always McBane, as always.

Glad to see you made it to my lillte establishement, I need a good lawyer around....so I don't get sued.

Sorry to spam and run, but I thought I'd grab a Romulan Ale for breakfast.

*grabs a bottle of Romulan Ale and sticks it in her purse*

Gotta go now. *runs off to her car, muttering about the idiocy of having classes at 8AM*

HEY!! SS!! wait, that's not romulan....*sound of car speeding off* ale

sigh, I guess she'll find out that was a bottle of Ned's moonshine.....

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
sigh, I guess she'll find out that was a bottle of Ned's moonshine.....

Bloodstalker, nor Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality, shall be held responsible for any actions committed by its patrons. As this tavern did not "sell" this alleged moonshine (I did not see SS pay for anything) it cannot be held responsible for any damages, nor fines for having said "moonshine" on the premises.

We also have no knowledge of SS drinking and driving. This is pure hearsay.

Barkeep, another ale please, I have become parched!

Bloodstalker, nor Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality, shall be held responsible for any actions committed by its patrons. As this tavern did not "sell" this alleged moonshine (I did not see SS pay for anything) it cannot be held responsible for any damages, nor fines for having said "moonshine" on the premises.

Uh, yeah....what he said

McBane, I believe you have just earned free ale!

Can you work up something covering the bears? they seem to be getting a bit fricky....I think Ned is letting them drink from the still again

Right!

As these bears are protected by the US Fish and Wildlife Association, Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality cannot be held responsible for a "collateral" damage caused by said bears. Any patrons fully or partially mauled by said bears is done at the PATRONS OWN RISK. If said bears were not governmentally protected, said bears would have been shot and stuffed by employees of Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality.

If any patrons have questions, please write your congressman, or petition soon to be President-Elect Weasel.

Barkeep, I seem to have developed cotton mouth. Another cold one please.

I'm setting free the bears (yuk yuk) during lunchtime. We'll get a little excitement going around here.

I hope SS didn't run off with the hallucinogenic shine. That's is for the bears and the bears alone. Well, I've been known to dabble but anyway, that's the stuff that keeps our distillers true to their craft. SS could have one hell of a day.

*snicker* hope she doesn't have an exam

Ned, good timing, I have to go to another campus to fix something, your an watch here....keep McBane supplied

Speaking of supplies, I seem to have lost a small vial. If it was "accidently" dropped into one of the tanks, we may want to close shop for awhile and the three of us (Ned and BS) empty the contents.

McBane,

I think that makes for a highly entertaining unpredictable 24 hour stetch at the tavern. Things may get trashed and people may lose their clothes but oh the memories. We need to bring in a tv crew.

Where's our A/V guy?

**begins to drink heavily**

Your right! I think I remember one of these parties from college.....

Thanks for the coffee. But where is the Baileys that goes with it??

Gandalfgal,

you're going to have to wrestle the bears for the bailey's. Now, we have a rail cask and cream that may suffice but the bears get the bailey's.

We tried to short the bears once on a bottle of bailey's. They snuffed it out though and there was hell to pay. It took weeks to put 3-PO back together again.

I live to wrestle *envisions a great bath of mud two bears and a guy* Hmm on second thought perhaps Waverly could be persuaded too...

You know, we could actually use that. any patron who goes 4 rounds with the bears get's free beer, since we already offer free beer.....tommorrow, it would be free beer, day after tommorrow.

Of course they would have to sign a release form absovling us of all liabilities.