Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 7:28 am

Looks like we've got some contenders!

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:07 am

Name:Tom The Tank
Fish of choice:The Babel Fish
Favourite Manoeuver:just let it work
Rank:s as the most deadly after heart disease
Greatest winning streak:the us election (I kidnapped bush and implanted a battery driven pokemon doll in his head - plenty of room and no one noticed)

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:49 am

I thought about the babel fish but i don't see how it can harm anybody. Maybe that like the mobile phone it emits radiation

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:58 am

Name: Fishboy, AKA Gruntboy
Fish of choice: Pike
Favorite maneuver: The "pike chuck" or "pike hock"
Rank: Marine Mammal (

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Greatest winning streak: Trafalgar Square, as buff as the day I was born.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:12 am

I thought about the babel fish but i don't see how it can harm anybody. Maybe that like the mobile phone it emits radiation

its much worse

i got this fish from veh's ear

it is now a SPAMMER fish

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:12 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Greatest winning streak: Trafalgar Square, as buff as the day I was born.</STRONG>

LOL! You and me, Gruntboy! Do these youngin's even get the joke?

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 1:03 pm

No I don't quite get it...

Hmm, guess I'll fight Grunty now then!

*Nippy bows before his opponent and Grunty does so too. While he is bent down Nippy slaps him in the face

*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 2:27 pm

@Nippy: Whoo! Cheap shot on the Grunt... He's gonna get you for that one...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:57 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Greatest winning streak: Trafalgar Square, as buff as the day I was born.</STRONG>

ROFLMAO

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:09 pm

Greatest Winning Streak: As buff as the day I was born.

OMG I get it now! ROFLMAO Grunty that was hilarious. Streaking. LOL

*While Grunty looks at Nippy, Nippy grabs his fish and takes out his legs*

Hehehehehehe

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:15 am

Greatest Winning Streak: As buff as the day I was born.

I get it now!!

I declare all for all (slaps nippy repeatedley with the red herring until a feeling of hopelessness overwhelms him until he falls to his knees screaming for mercy)

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:37 am

I love it when the new guys get the old jokes...

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 10:49 am

OK right, Aegis! Look! It's one of Grunts marines!

*Aegis turns around salivating. Nippy hits him on top of the head and sinks him to the ground. Dark Angel looks also and gets his head slapped for good measure.*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:09 pm

Umm... Nippy, I was one of the poeple who tried to eliminate Grunts Marines, that ploy doesn't work on me!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 2:05 am

Damn you for your immunity!

*Nippy slaps Aegis again*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:14 am

*Takes it it like a man, and returns the attack using his Sturgeon of Power in one hand, and his Salmon of Strength in the other!*

SMACK
SMACK

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 10:40 am

*Just to be mean, Gwally the Knave launches one of his spiny pufferfish into Nippy’s mouth. The fish, appalled at the sight of partially masticated liver-and-onions, decay, abscesses, gingivitis, and plaque, as well as the overwhelming smell of garlic in Nippy’s mouth, reacts by puffing up. Nippy is incapacitated as his cheeks bloat out like a greedy squirrel that just found the bird feeder.*

Okay, Aegis. He’s all yours! Take ‘im!

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 2:25 pm

*Nippy calls forth one of the powers of his sword and calls down a plague of hailing mackrel. They arrive at high velocity and deck Gwalchmai and Aegis. Nippy proceeds to pick up Aegis and Gwalchmai's fish and stuffs them in each others mouths. Nippy then takes a pin and pops his cheeks.

*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 6:01 pm

*Aegis reacts quickly and jumps back, retaing both his fish, and his lunch.*

*Suddenly, the entire arena goes dark, not a thing can be seen...*

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CRASH
THUD

*Everything becomes visible again, and all that is seen is Aegis standing over top of Nippy (Who is on the ground, unconscious). In his hand, Aegis holds the head to Nippy's fish*

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Sat Aug 25, 2001 1:56 am

Also visible is Dark Angel behind Aegis wondering he should do with his red hot baracuda?

He decides to shove it through aegis' ear and it comes out the other side this proves the theory that there is nothing between!!