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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 7:28 am
by Vehemence
Looks like we've got some contenders!
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:07 am
by Tom
Name:Tom The Tank
Fish of choice:The Babel Fish
Favourite Manoeuver:just let it work
Rank:s as the most deadly after heart disease
Greatest winning streak:the us election (I kidnapped bush and implanted a battery driven pokemon doll in his head - plenty of room and no one noticed)
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:49 am
by Gibsonajt
I thought about the babel fish but i don't see how it can harm anybody. Maybe that like the mobile phone it emits radiation
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:58 am
by Gruntboy
Name: Fishboy, AKA Gruntboy
Fish of choice: Pike
Favorite maneuver: The "pike chuck" or "pike hock"
Rank: Marine Mammal (
)
Greatest winning streak: Trafalgar Square, as buff as the day I was born.
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:12 am
by Tom
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:12 am
by Gwalchmai
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Greatest winning streak: Trafalgar Square, as buff as the day I was born.</STRONG>
LOL! You and me, Gruntboy! Do these youngin's even get the joke?
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 1:03 pm
by Nippy
No I don't quite get it...
Hmm, guess I'll fight Grunty now then!
*Nippy bows before his opponent and Grunty does so too. While he is bent down Nippy slaps him in the face
*
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 2:27 pm
by Aegis
@Nippy: Whoo! Cheap shot on the Grunt... He's gonna get you for that one...
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:57 pm
by Georgi
Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Greatest winning streak: Trafalgar Square, as buff as the day I was born.</STRONG>
ROFLMAO
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:09 pm
by Nippy
Greatest Winning Streak: As buff as the day I was born.
OMG I get it now! ROFLMAO Grunty that was hilarious. Streaking. LOL
*While Grunty looks at Nippy, Nippy grabs his fish and takes out his legs*
Hehehehehehe
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:15 am
by Gibsonajt
Greatest Winning Streak: As buff as the day I was born.
I get it now!!
I declare all for all (slaps nippy repeatedley with the red herring until a feeling of hopelessness overwhelms him until he falls to his knees screaming for mercy)
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:37 am
by Aegis
I love it when the new guys get the old jokes...
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 10:49 am
by Nippy
OK right, Aegis! Look! It's one of Grunts marines!
*Aegis turns around salivating. Nippy hits him on top of the head and sinks him to the ground. Dark Angel looks also and gets his head slapped for good measure.*
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:09 pm
by Aegis
Umm... Nippy, I was one of the poeple who tried to eliminate Grunts Marines, that ploy doesn't work on me!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 2:05 am
by Nippy
Damn you for your immunity!
*Nippy slaps Aegis again*
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 9:14 am
by Aegis
*Takes it it like a man, and returns the attack using his Sturgeon of Power in one hand, and his Salmon of Strength in the other!*
SMACK
SMACK
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 10:40 am
by Gwalchmai
*Just to be mean, Gwally the Knave launches one of his spiny pufferfish into Nippy’s mouth. The fish, appalled at the sight of partially masticated liver-and-onions, decay, abscesses, gingivitis, and plaque, as well as the overwhelming smell of garlic in Nippy’s mouth, reacts by puffing up. Nippy is incapacitated as his cheeks bloat out like a greedy squirrel that just found the bird feeder.*
Okay, Aegis. He’s all yours! Take ‘im!
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 2:25 pm
by Nippy
*Nippy calls forth one of the powers of his sword and calls down a plague of hailing mackrel. They arrive at high velocity and deck Gwalchmai and Aegis. Nippy proceeds to pick up Aegis and Gwalchmai's fish and stuffs them in each others mouths. Nippy then takes a pin and pops his cheeks.
*
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2001 6:01 pm
by Aegis
*Aegis reacts quickly and jumps back, retaing both his fish, and his lunch.*
*Suddenly, the entire arena goes dark, not a thing can be seen...*
SMACK
SMACK
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CRASH
THUD
*Everything becomes visible again, and all that is seen is Aegis standing over top of Nippy (Who is on the ground, unconscious). In his hand, Aegis holds the head to Nippy's fish*
Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2001 1:56 am
by Gibsonajt
Also visible is Dark Angel behind Aegis wondering he should do with his red hot baracuda?
He decides to shove it through aegis' ear and it comes out the other side this proves the theory that there is nothing between!!