The Harem Tent

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat May 19, 2001 7:28 pm

Yeah that figures... Only the sad among us actually come here in our spare time

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat May 19, 2001 11:48 pm

Weekends were made for havin' fun, and where else could you have more fun than in the Harem's Tent? Actually, lurking from home is considerably more difficult due to slower internet connection and home life getting in the way.

Dragon Wench: Sushi is served. I took the liberty of also including oysters on the half-shell with lime juice and a dash of Red Devil. My own specialty, ceviche, is also available upon request.

Ladies, I think you will find the pillows and silk sheets to your liking on this steamy night. Should you need anything, anything at all, I'll be sleeping in my usual place at the foot of the bed. Pleasant dreams, Fair Ones.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 8:28 am

After Darkpoet hears about that he could be sold to Omar the Slayer. He had made up his mind, run like hell. Darkpoet has seen the terrors, that Omar has done. He waits for all to go to sleep. Quietly packs his things, gives each one of the Mistresses a kiss goodbye. He then writes and leaves a letter on the table, for all to read.

Dear Mistresses,
It pains me to write this letter to you. I'm going to miss your beautiful faces in the morning, when you wake up for your morning coffee. You all have been so kind to me, I'll never forget you all. Please forgive me for leaving, but when I overheard that I might be sold to Omar. I knew that my time here was finished. Each one of you, are wonderful in your own way. With your beauty and intellegence, what more could a slave ask for. I write this now, with a saddened heart, for I do not want to leave. But, I must.

Your Servant
DP

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sun May 20, 2001 8:35 am

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>Most of the members only post when they're working </STRONG>

This is an oxymoron Brink

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun May 20, 2001 8:40 am

Aw...DP don't go, she probably didn't mean it. Besides, now Gwalchmai has returned to help you with your duties.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 9:35 am

Darkpoet! Come back!!! Don't make the Harem go on a dangerous quest to come find you!!...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sun May 20, 2001 10:05 am

BUAHAHAHA !!!! It's Wrecking time ! Come my armies !

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scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 10:15 am

What the...???...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun May 20, 2001 10:39 am

Ok Kiddo,
you have been smited by cone of cold, two very nasty mountain bears that Anomen just summoned, and a ravening horde of elementals.
Once you've crawled away and licked your wounds, be warned that any further attempts to breach the sanctity of the harem tent will be greeted by the finger of death, dissintegration, and a Razer that will do anything to serve it's wielders.
And just to negate any possible chance of ressurection, your remains will be drowned in a large vat of whipping cream.

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scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 11:19 am

And that's when we're feeling merciful...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:20 pm

This is funny

Hello all

Darkpoet: I believe that our friendship deserves more than a leaving so suddenly! But...*sniff* If you don't like us...that's fine...*looks sadly his way*

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:37 pm

Darkpoet -- the Harem will not allow you to be sold. I, at least, will journey through the wilderness to find you and bring you back to the Tent.

*dons magical armor

*
*grabs quarterstaff*
*straps on longsword*
*takes large swig of Bailey's Irish Cream*

Who's with me?...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:41 pm

Darkpoet realizes he could not have a better job. He stops in a tavern to get a mug of mead. He sees Anomen, bragging and totally drunk. He goes over and pays the tab.

"Good ole Darkpoet, hey everyone this is my buddy Darkpoet."

Anomen then passes out, people don't even bother to look. Darkpoet decides to teach him a leason. He takes of the ring and puts it on is own finger. Then puts on a pair of gloves. DP then throws Anomen, over his shoulder and heads back to the Harem.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:49 pm

Darkpoet walks in the door, his mouth opens in surprise.

"If you were going out, to get Anomen. Don't bother, I have him. What's all the armor for? I think your, little boy here lost his ring too. He's going to have one hell of a headache, in the morning. I'll get back to work in a minute."

Darkpoet takes Anomen to his room and throws him in the corner.

Oops.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:49 pm

Loner72:

I am with you! Though, in the more peaceful light, Darkpoet is easily persuarded back

Darkpoet: Excuse me! What are you doing with that ring? I think you'll have to discuss this with the others!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:55 pm

"Um, it fell of his hand, so I put it on? Now the damn thing won't come off. Why is it going to melt me into a piece to cheese?"

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:55 pm

I would never consider using the weaponry against our slave! It was intended for use against monsters of the wild and anyone who might prevent our rescue attempt.

DP...ah, DP...remove the ring...

You know, I'm beginning to wonder...could folks be making up things about our Anomen? Could Darkpoet have drugged him in order to pilfer the Ring and get into our...ahem...graces??...Could Waverly have invented the tavern wench episode out of...jealousy?...

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Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sun May 20, 2001 4:59 pm

Loner72: You know...it has been only other men with they're wild Anomen drunk/cheating stories... you could be onto something

Jealous is what I think.

What other man on GB has a harem?

(Lol..I'd have no problems using a weapon against Darkpoet, though it would depend entirely on what he's done)

Darkpoet: Let me just get someone to case a 'remove curse' on you..wouldn't want you stuck with that ring

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:01 pm

"I don't care what you do. Just take it off, ooo it tingles.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:02 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Loner72: You know...it has been only other men with they're wild Anomen drunk/cheating stories... you could be onto something Jealous is what I think. What other man on GB has a harem?</STRONG>

Mmmm-hmmm...

We must display trust in our knight....