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Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2002 7:00 pm
by Bad Karma
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"You know what capitalism is? Getting spammed." - Scarface
"That piece of **** up there, I never spammed him." - Scarface
"Spam...James Spam." - Bond movies
"There is no way you can know where in the hell (is that allowed here?) he was spammed." - Saving Private Ryan
"C'mon, we gotta go out and spam bad buys." - Lethal Weapon
"Connie. If you don't listen to me...if you spam this man...you'll disappoint me." - The Godfather, Part II
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:09 pm
by Bloodstalker
"every movie in every cinema is about Spam. Spam sells"
"I believe virtually everything I Spam"
"I'm just as God made me, Spam"
"In the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece
of Spam in your hands is quite often useful."
"We've got, you know, Spam in our trousers. It's really
quite frightening, the size."
"You should've seen the cover they *wanted* to do. It wasn't Spam, believe me."
"You can't really dust for Spam."
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 8:21 pm
by Kameleon
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
"We've got, you know, Spam in our trousers. It's really
quite frightening, the size."
"You should've seen the cover they *wanted* to do. It wasn't Spam, believe me."
Are those from "This is Spinal Tap"?
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:21 pm
by Bloodstalker
ya think?
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2002 1:11 am
by Maharlika
From "As Good As It Gets"...
..."You make me want to be a better spammer."
Agent Mulder: "The Spam is out there."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can spam for you, but what you can spam for your country."
Forrest Gump: "Life is like a can of Spam. You don't know when you're gonna get one."
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:17 am
by KidD01
Dr. Doolittle 2
"You have enormous untapped SPAM !"
Dr. D. : What' you having there ?
Racoon : Gatorade
Dr. D. (after sniffing the liquid) : Gatorade make SPAM now ?
I have take on Democrats, and I can take a bunch of SPAM !
Pluto Nash
It's an honor to finally SPAM me !
I've met perfect SPAM and I get to clone'em
Any Bond Movie
Vodka Martini, shaken not SPAMmed
Tripple X
I SPAM for this !
Robocop
Dead or alive you're SPAmming with me !
"I bought that for a SPAM" (the TV comedian)
Red Dragon
I recall our last SPAM end up a little SPAMmy
I am the dragon, SPAM me !
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:59 am
by Rob-hin
- Today is a good day to spam.
- Honey, I spammed the kids.
- This spam ain't big enough for the bolth of us!
- Give me the spam Frodo...
- I CAN'T DO IT CAPTAIN, I DON'T HAVE THE SPAM!!
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:16 am
by Beldin
Camelot
from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail "
SIR BEDEVERE: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
BEDEVERE: Oh, certainly, sir.
SIR LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege!
[trumpets]
ARTHUR: Camelot!
SIR GALAHAD: Camelot!
LAUNCELOT: Camelot!
PATSY: It's only a model.
ARTHUR: Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot!
[in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS: [singing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
[dancing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
[in dungeon]
PRISONER: [clap clap clap clap]
[in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
MAN: I have to push the pram a lot.
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 12:55 am
by KidD01
Star Trek : Generations
Kirk to Picard : I've been SPAMming universe since your grandfather SPAMming diapers !
The A Team
Mr. T : I SPAM da fool !
Any Star Trek Movie
"To boldly SPAM where noone have SPAM before !"
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:34 am
by Beldin
Rhett Butler: "Frankly, dear, I don't give a SPAM !"
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 4:42 pm
by Zelgadis
I'll make him an offer he can't SPAM - The Godfather
Go ahead- SPAM my day... - Dirty Harry
Snake... I thought you were SPAMMED - Escape from New York
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to SPAM it anymore! - Network
I didn't want to harm the man. I thought he was a very nice gentleman. Soft-spoken. I thought so right up to the moment I SPAMMED his throat. - In Cold Blood
There's no SPAM on the road to hell - Twilight Zone (i think)
I shall not SPAM. SPAM is the mind killer. SPAM is the little death that brings total annhiliation. - Dune
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 4:59 pm
by Ned Flanders
obi wan never told you what happened to your father
He told me enough, he told me you spammed him.
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 7:27 pm
by Bad Karma
"I spam the greatest!" - Ali
"Have you heard about the tape that spams you one week after you watch it?" - The Ring
"There is no spam." The Matrix
"Besides...you spam like ****." - Romeo Must Die
A title:
The Sum of all Spam
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:46 pm
by Tybaltus
"Oh what a great SPAMmer the world has lost in me" -Nero's dying words