They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 1:11 pm

It lives!

He's a deeply religious zombie card sharp haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a psychotic French-Canadian socialite with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 1:51 pm

So you guys are just repeating some of the sentences/examples they put on their site?

I know the name of this thread is "Yet another time waster" but Im afraid I cannot find an assured direction of the logic behind the thread.

I assume the answer will be there is no logic behind this thread.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 2:52 pm

@Tybaltus: I've been here since this thread was new, and I never managed to understand it, so don't worry - I think "time waster" is the key word here

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 4:43 pm

Good to know. I thought I lost the ability to distinguish the strange/nonsense from the normal.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:49 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Good to know. I thought I lost the ability to distinguish the strange/nonsense from the normal.

Welcome to SYM . You'll fit right in .

[voice=manical_laughter]Mwuahahhahah ![/voice]

He's a time-tossed moralistic gangster possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a chain-smoking wisecracking stripper descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:12 pm

Eat This

He's an oversexed arachnophobic photographer with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a mistrustful goth hooker descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:29 pm

He's a genetically engineered moralistic Green Beret trapped in a world he never made. She's a beautiful African-American vampire who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:46 pm

Here goes

He's a leather-clad voodoo shaman whom everyone believes is mad. She's a cold-hearted Bolivian angel married to the Mob. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 9:26 am

He's a war-weary Jewish hairdresser with acid for blood. She's a transdimensional streetsmart widow fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

Try again!

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:43 pm

He's a war-weary neurotic stage actor on his last day in the job. She's a supernatural cigar-chomping socialite from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

ROFLMAO!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:44 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
He's a long haired beer swillin' network administrator. She a sultry biker babe draped in leather who gave it up to raise a family. They fight crime!

That hits a little too close to home!!

ROF.G.S.LOL...

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:56 pm

Here, once again, is the link: http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm.

He's a genetically engineered ninja gangster searching for his wife's true killer. She's a virginal gypsy mermaid with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Sat Sep 07, 2002 5:36 pm

He's an all-American gay dwarf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a warm-hearted tempestuous nun from a different time and place. They fight crime!

He's a scrappy soccer-playing rock star with acid for blood. She's a bloodthirsty out-of-work doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!

He's a sword-wielding dishevelled senator possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a hard-bitten red-headed pearl diver from out of town. They fight crime!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 4:14 am

He's a hot-shot lawyer with his own tv series, she's a former hooker running a beauty parlor - they fight crime!

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 4:22 am

might as well join in

He's a lonely coffee-fuelled barbarian gone bad. She's a scantily clad foul-mouthed fairy princess from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

and now for the sequel

He's an immortal Amish stage actor who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a blind French-Canadian stripper with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 7:47 am

He's a short-sighted neurotic barbarian with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a ditzy African-American doctor who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 11:39 am

He's a suave dishevelled dwarf in drag. She's a beautiful streetsmart journalist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 4:26 pm

He's an ungodly umbrella-wielding cop moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a cold-hearted gold-digging fairy princess with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

Zelgadis · Post by **Zelgadis** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 4:58 pm

He's a superhumanly strong zombie househusband who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a transdimensional motormouth traffic cop on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 9:33 pm

He's an impetuous misogynist dwarf in a wheelchair. She's an enchanted hip-hop research scientist with only herself to blame. They fight crime!