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Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 1:11 pm
by Robnark
It lives!
He's a deeply religious zombie card sharp haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a psychotic French-Canadian socialite with a flame-thrower. They fight crime! 
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 1:51 pm
by Tybaltus
So you guys are just repeating some of the sentences/examples they put on their site?
I know the name of this thread is "Yet another time waster" but Im afraid I cannot find an assured direction of the logic behind the thread.
I assume the answer will be there is no logic behind this thread.
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 2:52 pm
by C Elegans
@Tybaltus: I've been here since this thread was new, and I never managed to understand it, so don't worry - I think "time waster" is the key word here
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2002 4:43 pm
by Tybaltus
Good to know. I thought I lost the ability to distinguish the strange/nonsense from the normal.
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:49 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Good to know. I thought I lost the ability to distinguish the strange/nonsense from the normal.
Welcome to SYM . You'll fit right in .
[voice=manical_laughter]Mwuahahhahah ![/voice]
He's a time-tossed moralistic gangster possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a chain-smoking wisecracking stripper descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 12:12 pm
by The Z
Eat This
He's an oversexed arachnophobic photographer with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a mistrustful goth hooker descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:29 pm
by fable
He's a genetically engineered moralistic Green Beret trapped in a world he never made. She's a beautiful African-American vampire who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:46 pm
by The Z
Here goes
He's a leather-clad voodoo shaman whom everyone believes is mad. She's a cold-hearted Bolivian angel married to the Mob. They fight crime!
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 9:26 am
by fable
He's a war-weary Jewish hairdresser with acid for blood. She's a transdimensional streetsmart widow fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!
Try again!
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 1:43 pm
by Jaesha
He's a war-weary neurotic stage actor on his last day in the job. She's a supernatural cigar-chomping socialite from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
ROFLMAO!
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:44 pm
by Scayde
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:56 pm
by fable
Here, once again, is the link:
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm.
He's a genetically engineered ninja gangster searching for his wife's true killer. She's a virginal gypsy mermaid with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 5:36 pm
by Zelgadis
He's an all-American gay dwarf with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a warm-hearted tempestuous nun from a different time and place. They fight crime!
He's a scrappy soccer-playing rock star with acid for blood. She's a bloodthirsty out-of-work doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
He's a sword-wielding dishevelled senator possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a hard-bitten red-headed pearl diver from out of town. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 4:14 am
by Eerhardt
He's a hot-shot lawyer with his own tv series, she's a former hooker running a beauty parlor - they fight crime!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 4:22 am
by Harry2052
might as well join in
He's a lonely coffee-fuelled barbarian gone bad. She's a scantily clad foul-mouthed fairy princess from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
and now for the sequel
He's an immortal Amish stage actor who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a blind French-Canadian stripper with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 7:47 am
by fable
He's a short-sighted neurotic barbarian with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a ditzy African-American doctor who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2002 11:39 am
by Ned Flanders
He's a suave dishevelled dwarf in drag. She's a beautiful streetsmart journalist with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 4:26 pm
by fable
He's an ungodly umbrella-wielding cop moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a cold-hearted gold-digging fairy princess with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 4:58 pm
by Zelgadis
He's a superhumanly strong zombie househusband who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a transdimensional motormouth traffic cop on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 9:33 pm
by The Z
He's an impetuous misogynist dwarf in a wheelchair. She's an enchanted hip-hop research scientist with only herself to blame. They fight crime!