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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:12 am
by Sailor Saturn
*ahem* Interesting discussion on hiking ya'll have had.
I think hiking is something better done alone so you don't have to worry about stopping to rest everytime you reach a new height because your partner can't go any further without rest 
, unless of course you are able to find a partner who can hike for as long as you can.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:22 am
by Bloodstalker
Ok, I ain't gonna reply any more to this thread, because I know my limits, and with that knowledge firmly in hand
I realize that to post further would only result in a loss of control due to images of CE, SS, and Viv "hiking" and will surley be banned as a result.
As my guidance is needed at this board, lest sobriety and un-Be take over, I can not chance such a thing. Plus, The female population would never forgive me for having to leave the board, and would take out their frustrations over being BSless out on all the male members of this place. There would follow much chaos, floods, stars falling, rivers of blood, and then the greatest evil in the world would become reality.....with all laid to waste, Hanson would find this board a suitable environment, and would take up permanent residence.
In conclusion, I avoid this thread for the good of all.
Thank you, I will see you in the OTHER threads.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:36 am
by AbysmalNature
Yes, but finding a partner who can *ahem* hike for as long as you can is such a bother, I wonder if you are just better hiking by yourself.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:39 am
by Aegis
@BS: Control your urges man. This is a respectable forum, not some spam filled burlesque house!
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:40 am
by Bloodstalker
I would reply to you Aegis, but as I have stated, I am avoiding this thread............
damn
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 10:41 am
by Aegis
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:00 pm
by Minerva
Originally posted by Waverly
Minerva, I don't know what you are talking about, but this is the most frightening visual I've had in quite some time.
That's exactly my point.
Doc Waverly suggests you hike in the dark if this is happening to you.
Ha! I'm not so stupid to listen to Doc Waverly's advice.
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:35 pm
by Curdis
Originally posted by Aegis
@BS: Control your urges man. This is a respectable forum, not some spam filled burlesque house!
Hey that's my line
.
I'll sell you the franchise for a small consideration. But then I have to take a hike. -
Curdis !
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 8:05 am
by Beldin
..talking about research -
does anybody here know if God only kills a kitten everytime we...ahem... "take a hike" or if on the other side a god is killed everytime we eat a "P***y" ?
No worries !
Beldin, the Godslayer
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:48 am
by AbysmalNature
This is a respectable forum, must know something I don't know.
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 9:52 am
by Ned Flanders
Waverly's prophecy is true
There I was in the kitchen early one morning before work. The usuals going on, drinking coffee, reading the sports page, and roughing up the suspect. When, all of a sudden, one of my own kittens dropped dead. OMG
!!! Kittens must be privy to the prophecy because my other pounced upon me with great vengeance and furious anger. I woke up in the hospital four days later. The doctors said reattachment would not be possible since it took a couple of days for someone to find me laying there in the kitchen. The doctors recommended a prosthetic (chortle, snort
). I have problems walking now.
Moral: If you see a grey short haired tabby in a black cape with razor pointy sharp claws who answers to Bootsy in your neighborhood, stop touching yourself or you may face the same grim fate as I. This goes for you ladies too, Bootsy had a hysterectomy, and I'm sure she'd be happy to dish out the same.
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 8:46 am
by Beldin
The doctors recommended a prosthetic (chortle, snort ). I have problems walking now
@ned: Has your - ahem - condition changed ? Or did the put in the prosthetic ? I hope you're feeling better by now...
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:54 am
by Vivien
I forgot this post!!! Ned, just to let you know, very funny post
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:56 am
by Bloodstalker
Ok, so whats the deal with the thread bumping? Full Moon? Planetary alignments? SYM discontent? Someone, please help me out here?
Damn, I was avoiding this thread too.
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 9:56 am
by Witch King
Re: Waverly's prophecy is true
Originally posted by Ned Flanders
... reading the sports page, and roughing up the suspect. ..
Another college football locker-room story?
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:47 am
by Beldin
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Ok, so whats the deal with the thread bumping? Full Moon? Planetary alignments? SYM discontent? Someone, please help me out here?
1)
I bump just because it annoys you.
2)
I bump therefore I am.
3)
I bump because I like kittens.
4)
I bump because the warning in the picture. Our younger members have a RIGHT to know.
and last, but not least:
5)
I bump everything that NEEDS a bumping in my opinion. Other people **hug**, I **bump**. So what ?
No worries,
Beldin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 1:14 am
by CM
You need a life Beldin!
Or just stay off the booze!
Or just errr....not sure what else!
But like all of SYM you need help.
Me included!
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 5:07 am
by Baldursgate Fan
Waverly's jpg file is now the official wallpaper for all the desktops and laptops in my department. It is a timely reminder to one and all (myself included) to be serious about work and not wank on the job.
Otherwise, innocent pu, er, kitty blood would be on our hands and we can't have that.
Please be merciful, Almighty One.
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 5:08 pm
by Ned Flanders
@ Beldin, feeling better, still mourning the loss of a kitten, the surgery was great...reminds me of a king missile song.
@Viv, thanks
@Witch King, college football players and reading, where's that oxymoron thread.
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2003 11:35 am
by Scayde
I just thought FM might want to know the history behind FAs's Av. There is a story around every corner, or under every desk in SYM