All of these were dug up from AC's Bar and Grrrrrill.
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HighLordDave: Our little boy is all grown up . . . Quick, move his stuff out of his room and get out the hottub!
Scayde: (To Ty) No worries sweety, I'd rather watch you dance than be your mommy!
HighLordDave: (Also to Ty) And I'd rather watch Scayde dance than be your daddy.
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Aegis: By the way, where is AC and BS?
Tybaltus:AC is getting ready for her new teaching job, she probably wont be here until Friday, she says. I think she wants us all to wish her luck with her new job. As for BS - I dunno. Probably gone into a depression because he wont see AC until Friday.
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Bloodstalker: I have never been accussed of wooing before ......seducing, yes, but never wooing.
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Scayde: OK... I can laugh at myself with the best of 'em, but at least let me in on the joke!
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Scayde: I already asked Tamerlane if he wanted to sit with me up front and watch BS and Ty dance the other night...
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Ode to a Grasshopper: FYI, Dottie and Jaesha are both males who regularly get confused as females, and Voodoodali is a femal who has been mistaken for a male in the past. I'm a male, if you hadn't already figured it out (AC thought I was a female for ages).
Weasel: The GenderBender SYM.
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Weasel: I can't speak for BS...but my dress is very pretty.
Bloodstalker: Weasel, if your gonna wear a dress, at least shave your legs.
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Beldin: **sigh** - that's so....so....BORING....
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Bloodstalker: (To Weasel) I hope you realize, even though I put your name as one of the people I like, I still wish to see your evil plans fall around you like a house of cards.
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Bloodstalker: Aegis, check your PMs.
Aqua-chan: Talking about me behind my back now?!
Aegis: Of course not, AC. We love you AC...
You're right, BS.. She is very gulliable...
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Aegis: *Sits down with BS and AC, and begins to eerily lear at AC, not blinking for several momments*
Aqua-chan: *looks at Aegis for a few seconds, looks away... Looks back at him* OK... Stop it now...
Bloodstalker: *Prays Aegis dosn't start levitating again*
Aqua-chan: BS, be a dear and hand me my plasma rifle...
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Aqua-chan: Alright then.. *Gets out of BS's lap (and laughs at his look of protest) and grabs the end of Aegis' toga and runs off with it...** Let's see what sort of magical underwear you've got under that thing!
Bloodstalker: I'm EXTREMELY sorry I had to see that!
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Aqua-chan: It's all right, BS. It's the least I could do, considering how much you've done for me in the past.
*drops keys on the table*
Clean up the Bar before you lock up, Trauma Boy.
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Aegis: (About BS) Weasel, run! he wants you to sit in his lap!
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Aqua-chan: An Arcanine was a fire-type...
pokemon...that my kids liked a lot. Water is the opposite, so I went with that. Since then, I've never changed my e-mail, but have changed my screenname.
Kameleon: Hee hee hee...Pokemon
Tybaltus: Hee hee hee...Pokemon
Aqua-chan: ...
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Fas: *punches BS in the face* For old times sake.
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Bloodstalker: Congratulaions Ty, you have now enlisted to be a test subject resideing on the Isle of dr. grunt, where you will be shown the ropes by the pantsless marines. report to Sgt. Droptrow for basic training and medical probing.
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Aqua-chan: Placeholder!
Fas: Damn, she's worse than the king and queen of Spam!
Aqua-chan: Am not!
Fas: Are too!
Aqua-chan: Am not!
Fas: Are too!
(I'm cutting this one short because this arguement lasted for a while...

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Tybaltus: What I was scared of as a kid: Well.....:
Bees
dogs
aliens
I watched unsolved mysteries and americas most wanted-so whenever I wandered close to the door I was scared that there would be a murderer outside.
Michael Jackson
Dentists
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Fas: To prove my point... *hugs*
Yshania: Oh my!! *faints*
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Aqua-chan: Ysh may spread the word, ya know. The last thing I need is another person trying to blackmail me.
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Tybaltus: Im just going to pretend you arent being sarcastic and say thanks for believing me!
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Bloodstalker: Tam....it is tragic isn't it? I need help.....I am a lesbien trapped in a mans body!
(To this day he can't spell "lesbian" right

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Aqua-chan: AC is the calm, witty half who enjoys reading and intellegent conversations. Bobby is the one who is wild and aggressive, and very unpredictable... Variety is the key to pleasing Anomen.
Tamerlane: AC, so no medium then?
Aqua-chan: Nah. Anomen got bored with her.
Tamerlane: You really are changing my perspective of Anomen.
Aqua-chan: That was my intention, but is it going in a positive or negative way?
Tamerlane: I'm really not sure...
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Bloodstalker: Tam, don't make me post those PM's between you and the monkey.
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That's all I feel like digging up for now. These qoutes came from pages 200-248 of the old Bar.
