The Great SYM Summer Barbecue

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:54 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Oh my!! Ned is playing Staff of Ram again - but I daren't reminisce, not good! Not good....[/QUOTE]Yes... my thought as well....

Do you think we could persuade him to play a nice, innocent game of volleyball instead?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:55 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Oh my!! Ned is playing Staff of Ram again - but I daren't reminisce, not good! Not good....[/QUOTE]Newbie translation: The Staff of the Ram is a BG reference, but Ned has upgraded it to +7 and often practices with it....

<Helpful Gwally>

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:55 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Yes... my thought as well....

Do you think we could persuade him to play a nice, innocent game of volleyball instead?

[/QUOTE]

Somehow, the words innocence and Ned do not seem synonymous...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:56 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]He's in the south, where the hell do scotch or irish malt come into play. There's only baptists down yonder.[/QUOTE]

I disagree...we did have a Catholic come through here about 8-9 years ago. Didn't stay long. Think he took exception to the snakes in church

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:56 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Smooth? He is as rough as mixing Champagne and vodka

[/QUOTE]

FAS, be gentle with him, he is just what he is. Now give him a hug and tell him you love him.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:56 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Yes... my thought as well....

Do you think we could persuade him to play a nice, innocent game of volleyball instead?

[/QUOTE]

That sport is not innocent. I know of a coed naked tournament that takes place every august.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]If you read back, you have had a back rub from me already. Pretty earthmoving right? *rolleyes*

[/QUOTE]Not so much earthmoving as it suffused me with a warm, tingly feeling and has inspired me to new heights, as it were.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:58 pm

Ned...you did not intimate that you take part...
Where is this tournament?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Newbie translation: The Staff of the Ram is a BG reference, but Ned has upgraded it to +7 and often practices with it....

<Helpful Gwally>

[/QUOTE]

Are you trying to help them Gwally??? Use safety posts.

Gwally says:

Newbie translation: The Staff of the Ram is a BG reference, but Ned has upgraded it to +7 and often practices with it....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]That sport is not innocent. I know of a coed naked tournament that takes place every august.[/QUOTE]

wheres the signup sheet?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:58 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]If you read back, you have had a back rub from me already. Pretty earthmoving right? *rolleyes*

[/QUOTE]

Takes a turn and gives Gwally a rub too

*watches as BS, Fas and Luis continue to frolick and pursue one another beneath the shade trees*
Ah.. summer love.. what a ... touching... sight to behold...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Somehow, the words innocence and Ned do not seem synonymous...[/QUOTE]

My feelings, smited as if they were a tasloi defying the Big Metal Unit. Are such sentiments of me congruent with other members?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:59 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Not so much earthmoving as it suffused me with a warm, tingly feeling and has inspired me to new heights, as it were.

[/QUOTE]

ROFL! so I am old hat now then? Carpet slippers and warm fuzzy thoughts...when did we marry, Gwally?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:00 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Ned...you did not intimate that you take part...
Where is this tournament?

[/QUOTE]

Well, we couldn't gather enough females last year so most everyone kept there clothes on. But this year is looking good. It's all in good fun. People getting crazy.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:01 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*watches as BS, Fas and Luis continue to frolick and pursue one another beneath the shade trees*
Ah.. summer love.. what a ... touching... sight to behold...

[/QUOTE]

Nah, now I'm cooking once again... I got to make BS and Fas stick together now... they are both hanging naked on the pool.

Like nice guys.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:02 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*watches as BS, Fas and Luis continue to frolick and pursue one another beneath the shade trees*
Ah.. summer love.. what a ... touching... sight to behold...

[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's just funny.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:03 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Takes a turn and gives Gwally a rub too

[/QUOTE]Ahhhhh!

@Ned: If Ysh signs up, I'll be there!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Wow. That's just funny.[/QUOTE]

Ned is envy. You jealous little cartoon...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]My feelings, smited as if they were a tasloi defying the Big Metal Unit. Are such sentiments of me congruent with other members?[/QUOTE]

I would need to look up "congruent" to be sure, but I would not reference other members if I were you, stay unique, maintain your independence, do not compare yourself to other members...it is not healthy...especially if you stand too close

Luis, ROFL! I love the safety post, that is a new one - and most probably the idea will stick!

DW, I get the same happy feeling when I watch my kids in the park

Sometimes, not always, but sometimes, they run wild and free, lovely! and forget they owe me. Sweet. I will remind them later

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:04 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Ahhhhh!

@Ned: If Ysh signs up, I'll be there!

[/QUOTE]

You can watch us wrestle!