Banshee Dictionary (Lite Spam on Topic)

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:45 am

Ravaney, or Ravanuschka, or Ravvy, or Ravanolo, the creator of the Succeder stronghold (spell that lestat!!!) is a part of the new team of spammers known as the SF rebels.

He's quite smart and obcessed with bunn-ays.

@Lestat: Well done

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:54 am

Wow, a nice description and I didn't even have to bribe you! :laugh:

Hmm. I suppose I'd better add a definition...

Chu:
Aka...The Chuotic One, Drag Queen

The Spam Factory thread founder who has helped to usher in the current status of SYM (for good or ill).
An avid fan of Queen, Drag Racing and other stuff people don't or shouldn't want to know, apparently married to Kitten (see Oscuro_Sol) and is currently flavour of the month among the Queen camp.
Despite the closure of the SF (see Spam Factory) partly due to his Chuoticness (see Appendix of SYM Terms) he continues to be a valuable addition to SYM.
Oh, apparently he's zany too...

[QUOTE=ikky]Community Of Mutant Mentals[/QUOTE]

YAY!! After months of confusion, I've found out what COMM stands for! This deserves a celebration!

@Luis, it's obsessed (not obcessed). And I'm not.

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:59 am

This should be added to OS' thingy;

Currently Engaged to Chu (see, random) In a moment of weakness she agreed to an abominable bond that may or may not result in a Chutten.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:06 am

[QUOTE=oozae]You are a wise person and your avatar and username shall be imprinted in our mind for the rest of our short lives

[/QUOTE]
Oozae! Where is Oozae?

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:00 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]Oozae! Where is Oozae?[/QUOTE]
He was delicious. *rubs belly*

Anyhoo, the dictionary is updated. Thanks for your contributions and help keep it up to date now and then.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:32 pm

Definition:

Hill Shatar: A dusty old canadian, enjoys archive diving, reading, and worshipping/fantacizing the Dark Flames, it can only be guessed as to where this obsession originated from, but most likely came from reading ancient Flame texts whilst reading through the archives of the Speak Your Mind Forum. Is reportedly the mother of Phreddie.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:59 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]I, Luis Antonio of the Heathens, request from the oldies:

A precise definition of BE.

[/QUOTE]

Your head would explode.

besides, there is no precise definition. It's different for each individual. If you knew your BE, you wouldn;t even ask this question. However, it is for you to discover for yourself, none can lead you to it.

BE, my child

ch85us2001 · Post by **ch85us2001** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:01 pm

What does BE mean?

:laugh:

Definition;

BE-Unknown. Probably something silly.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:36 pm

BE: A philosophy rendered during the Middle Ages of SYM, through combined musings and thoughts of Aegis and Bloodstalker. The state of mind was quickly adopted, and refined by the Tunnel Dweller, BS, and turned into a way of life. Frequently, any solution could be come to via the state of 'BE'. It holds no strict doctrine of thought or practice, but is unique and individual to each. Simply put, once you know you can BE.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:47 am

Some additions to the dictionary...

RTS - abb. 1. Real Time Strategy, a genre of game. 2. Real Time Spamming. Invented somewhere in Spam Factory, it means so fast posting to discussion that it can well compete with IM programs.

Kip - abb. See Kipi

Kipi Member of closed Spam Factory, member of Sym. Man of metal and Fallout -games. The only known person who can heal his headache by listening metal, the heavier the better to it. Fan of Nightwish, Sentenced and The Berzerker. Very evil person.

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:00 am

Updated.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:03 pm

Ravager (add this in anywhere if you want, I just wanted to annoy him

): A newer British member, Ravager is responsible for the current corruption of spam known as 'The Succeeder Stronghold', the followup of the now dead 'Spam Factory'. His claim to fame currently resides in his absurdly high post count closing on 14,000, and a PPD of over 60 for several months. Ravager is also famous for his 'Power Hose', which he enjoys flinging around. He is constantly trying to maintain an aura of innocence near impossible in SYM. Some common names given to Ravager are: Ravisher, Ravisher the Rascally Rabbit, Bob and The Fat Pixie.

Juni: See Juniper 1028

Juniper1028: Juniper1028, or Juni, as her worshipers typically call her, is a bashful yet seductive lady who resides in any of the large spam threads. Enjoys long soakings in the Hot Tub and cooking strange delicacies. Also able to beat up Chu at will. Currently the icon of HOJ, the Holy Order of Juni, but the cult went no where. Rumored to be four feet tall and have a unibrow.

Mahar: See Maharlika.

Maharlika: A mod of SYM, Maharlika is addicted to having wood of any kind in his hands. This kender also enjoys grabbing groins and is known for his Birthday threads, in which he flaunts being in a timezone where he can post these things about 12 hours before they actually happen.

Other Entertainment: Replacing the Comics forum currently listed under letter C, Other Entertainment is a broader forum for movies, TV shows and anything else that is entertainment that does not fit in the game forums.

Tunnels of SYM Love: This is the tale of BS's search (in vain) for a true love in SYM, which seems to mainly attract him to a number of men in the forum. No conclusions have been drawn yet. WARNING: Floors in tunnels are slippery.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:10 pm

@Hill, LOL!

That's at least as good as the one Luis wrote for me. :laugh:

@Kip, I invented the Real Time Spamming term and didn't I call you Kip first? Just something Ikky can add when he copies stuff into the Dictionary...

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:15 pm

[QUOTE=Kipi]The only known person who can heal his headache by listening metal, the heavier the better to it.[/QUOTE]

Ehem....

I get a headache if I don't listen to it

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:19 pm

[QUOTE=Fiberfar]Ehem....

I get a headache if I don't listen to it

[/QUOTE]
Yes, but can you cure it with metal?

And I mean every headache?

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:20 pm

[QUOTE=Kipi]Yes, but can you cure it with metal?

And I mean every headache?

[/QUOTE]

But of course

(I will add something to this dictionary later on. I don't want to spam it down

)

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:24 pm

Phreddie: A misguided child, Phreddie still attempts to find his SYM parentage after the SYM Genealogy thread was brought up. So far, he believes that his mothers might be Hill-Shatar, ch85us2001 or Magrus, and all three deny it. He is also proud of something he calls Gland Cream, which typically everyone (except Ravager, which is also typical) ignores for the greater good of the board.

Tap and Tea: The best pub so far this year, the Tap and Tea is the location of a great many perversions of DW. Also a location in the Search for the Holy Spam thread and a fixture in SYM.

Pervert: Majority of SYM members. Those who deny that they are perverts just don't know that they are one yet.

Ravager · Post by **Ravager** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:27 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar](except Ravager, which is also typical)[/QUOTE]

Add this to my definition: 'loves to be atypical'.

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Pervert: Majority of SYM members. Those who deny that they are perverts just don't know that they are one yet.[/QUOTE]

Or they're the worst of the lot... :laugh:

Oh, I forgot, the Power Hose is a Pressure Washer and I could probably think of other aliases...

ik911 · Post by **ik911** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:00 pm

Updated once again.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:44 pm

Lestat: An older, wiser and elegant man, Lestat portrays himself as a vampire of Toreador, claiming a great many woman to his charms. Is known for his ability to have a (sarcastic) response to everything. Generally funny for the most part, unless angry. Has sucked Juni's blood from her hand at least once.

Succeeder Stronghold: With the closing of the Spam Factory and the burying of the Heathen Citadel, Ravager made this thread in an attempt to amuse himself with mindless spam.

ROFOLO: Juni's sock puppet. Where she got the sock from nobody knows.

Mr Spanky: New account of Ode to a Grasshopper after he forgot his password to his old account.

Queen: 1. A band which united OS and Chu as the lovebirds they are. 2. See 'Drag', 'Chu'.