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Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:46 am

[QUOTE=CM]What about me eh? I am a proven pervert![/QUOTE]

I said you were in on account of needing a sober, experienced pervert. We need a DD to go get more booze and to tote us around while committing dirty acts in public while completely wasted dontcha know.

CM · Post by CM » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:50 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I said you were in on account of needing a sober, experienced pervert. We need a DD to go get more booze and to tote us around while committing dirty acts in public while completely wasted dontcha know.

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So i am a member good. I must add this to my CV and job application forms

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:52 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]I said you were in on account of needing a sober, experienced pervert. We need a DD to go get more booze and to tote us around while committing dirty acts in public while completely wasted dontcha know.

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But he's not experienced, he's just talking

CM · Post by CM » Sun Mar 27, 2005 9:53 am

I am definitely an experienced pervert i am after all a "Typically Horny Desi Male" or THDM. Due to social norms i am so frustrated that i have to be a pervert

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:16 am

[QUOTE=Magrus]Nope, special title for Luis only, you need to pass the initiation rites.

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Now I feel like being awarded with a new ferrari

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:17 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Now I feel like being awarded with a new ferrari

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You are sooo easy to please

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:22 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]You are sooo easy to please

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Unfortunately not. But I pretend I am, so that someday I wont need to pretend, and I'll be more than pleased with an easy effort.

Bah!

Happy easter. Chocolate makes me easier to please, that is

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:00 pm

CM wrote:So i am a member good. I must add this to my CV and job application forms

Good idea! I'm sure it looks great as a diplomat.

I am definitely an experienced pervert i am after all a "Typically Horny Desi Male" or THDM. Due to social norms i am so frustrated that i have to be a pervert

I hate social norms.

They do lead to frustration and tying people up.

Luis wrote:Now I feel like being awarded with a new ferrari

I'd get you one, but spent all of my money on buying a liftime supply of booze and hiring our bartenders.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:01 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]I'd get you one, but spent all of my money on buying a liftime supply of booze and hiring our bartenders.

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what a great teacher, i want to be just like Mag when i grow up

Nasuke · Post by **Nasuke** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:05 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]

what a great teacher, i want to be just like Mag when i grow up

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me too!!

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:44 pm

[QUOTE=Demortis]

what a great teacher, i want to be just like Mag when i grow up

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[QUOTE=Nasuke]me too!! [/QUOTE]

Thank you, thank you.

You know, I just got done with a chat with my girlfriend and she said to me the funniest thing I have heard in ages. I just feel the need to share, maybe inspire you guys or something you know?

So this is what she said to me:
"I thought I was nuts about sex and liked it a lot. Then I met you and sometimes you make me look like a nun."

Now personally, I found that just hystarically funny given how she acts. Nuns are the LAST things that come to mind with her, but it did inspire interesting thoughts about her and an alter. So much for proving her wrong.

I should probably come up with things to share and teach every few days since this is a "college" yes?

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:26 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]So this is what she said to me:
"I thought I was nuts about sex and liked it a lot. Then I met you and sometimes you make me look like a nun."

I should probably come up with things to share and teach every few days since this is a "college" yes?

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damn, had to read it twice to understand it was a compliment

yes what is today's lesson? oops time to go to bed(2am)g'night all and happy trails

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:29 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]damn, had to read it twice to understand it was a compliment

yes what is today's lesson? oops time to go to bed(2am)g'night all and happy trails[/QUOTE]

Today's lesson is: If your forced to use rope, wrap a soft towel around your wrists to lessen the chaffing.

Locke Da'averan · Post by **Locke Da'averan** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:31 pm

[QUOTE=Magrus]Today's lesson is: If your forced to use rope, wrap a soft towel around your wrists to lessen the chaffing.

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rope=soft towel... gotcha..

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 5:44 pm

[QUOTE=Locke Da'averan]rope=soft towel... gotcha..

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Yep, the rope tied to your wrist will hold the towel in place, but you won't get the rope burn feeling from it with the towel there. You'll be downy fresh.

Ideal Maxima · Post by **Ideal Maxima** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:17 pm

So... am I a member? If so, am I special in any way what so ever?

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:43 pm

Yep, your a member just like everyone else. Luis is the only special one though.

He doesn't know it, but he has to wear a helmet for being special.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:38 pm

What about age restrictions?

Tell us more, Mag

Magrus · Post by **Magrus** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 11:39 pm

[QUOTE=Brynn]What about age restrictions?

Tell us more, Mag

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Age restrictions, what for? Tying people up?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:22 am

For joining the lectures...