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[QUOTE=CM]BS is not sitting next to me. That is a kitten can't you see woman? :p You need glasses i tell you. BS is right infront of you with a wet lap :p
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You've confused BS with a kitten! No wonder he views you with such fear! :eek:

I truly hope BS does not have a wet lap, I thought he'd already passed Toilet Training 101. :eek:
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]*brews up a large French press pot of dark, rich coffee*[/QUOTE]
Aaaaw fantastic, thank you :)
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[QUOTE=Brynn]Aaaaw fantastic, thank you :) [/QUOTE]

You're welcome ;)
Now that you're awake, how about you help me whip CM into appropriate submission? :D
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*pulls a chair out and sits by the bar* Oooh dominating Fas day again? I thought that was thursdays.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*pulls a chair out and sits by the bar* Oooh dominating Fas day again? I thought that was thursdays.[/QUOTE]Well, we know he has a busy schedule, so we try to be flexible :p
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, we know he has a busy schedule, so we try to be flexible :p [/QUOTE]

Ah, well the trick is to get him excited first. Then surprise him with a clamp and some alligators. *nods*
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[QUOTE=Magrus]Ah, well the trick is to get him excited first. Then surprise him with a clamp and some alligators. *nods*[/QUOTE]That sounds like the voice of experience! :eek:
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]That sounds like the voice of experience! :eek: [/QUOTE]

I saw it on Arabs Go Wild 7.
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Bah you can't do jack. None of you can. Just don't give WR any ideas ok? :p I already have it tough with work.
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[QUOTE=CM]You know it. :p But personally i like the short ballet skirt with these frilly white tights :D

We are the Knights.
The Knights of the old spam.
We wear tights.
Tight tights.

:D [/QUOTE]

What about squires? :confused: I'll have a tea, please ;) :D
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Squires wear pink tutus :p
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[QUOTE=CM]Squires wear pink tutus :p [/QUOTE]

HA, so you can make him fetch your horse in a pink tutu! :p
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[QUOTE=Magrus]HA, so you can make him fetch your horse in a pink tutu! :p [/QUOTE]

No luis does :D Giles is his squire :p
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]You're welcome ;)
Now that you're awake, how about you help me whip CM into appropriate submission? :D [/QUOTE]
Hm, OK. I think we need a whip of rose spikes, then :p
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[QUOTE=Brynn]Hm, OK. I think we need a whip of rose spikes, then :p [/QUOTE]LMAO! :D Nothing like getting him where it hurts, eh? :p
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[QUOTE=Brynn]Hm, OK. I think we need a whip of rose spikes, then :p [/QUOTE]

*whistles* I can show you ladies where to get one of those. :D My ex begged me to get one for her, but we broke up last year and she never got it. :p
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*whistles* I can show you ladies where to get one of those. :D My ex begged me to get one for her, but we broke up last year and she never got it. :p [/QUOTE]
You fool, you should've waited until she got it and then break up :D
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[QUOTE=Brynn]You fool, you should've waited until she got it and then break up :D [/QUOTE]

I would have had to pay for it. That would have been stupid.
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[QUOTE=Magrus]*whistles* I can show you ladies where to get one of those. :D My ex begged me to get one for her, but we broke up last year and she never got it. :p [/QUOTE]

All this, and you without a kite.... Or was that the reason you split up :confused: :p
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[QUOTE=giles337]All this, and you without a kite.... Or was that the reason you split up :confused: :p [/QUOTE]

Grrr. I thought that was an innocent conversation and curbed my pervertedness for a minute and look what happens. No, that's not why we broke up. However, well. No, that's not appropriate. Back to drinking. :o
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