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[QUOTE=CM]BS is not sitting next to me. That is a kitten can't you see woman? You need glasses i tell you. BS is right infront of you with a wet lap
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You've confused BS with a kitten! No wonder he views you with such fear!

I truly hope BS does not have a wet lap, I thought he'd already passed Toilet Training 101.

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*brews up a large French press pot of dark, rich coffee*[/QUOTE]
Aaaaw fantastic, thank you

[QUOTE=Brynn]Aaaaw fantastic, thank you [/QUOTE]

You're welcome
Now that you're awake, how about you help me whip CM into appropriate submission?

*pulls a chair out and sits by the bar* Oooh dominating Fas day again? I thought that was thursdays.

[QUOTE=Magrus]*pulls a chair out and sits by the bar* Oooh dominating Fas day again? I thought that was thursdays.[/QUOTE]Well, we know he has a busy schedule, so we try to be flexible

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well, we know he has a busy schedule, so we try to be flexible [/QUOTE]

Ah, well the trick is to get him excited first. Then surprise him with a clamp and some alligators. *nods*

[QUOTE=Magrus]Ah, well the trick is to get him excited first. Then surprise him with a clamp and some alligators. *nods*[/QUOTE]That sounds like the voice of experience!

[QUOTE=dragon wench]That sounds like the voice of experience! [/QUOTE]

I saw it on Arabs Go Wild 7.

Bah you can't do jack. None of you can. Just don't give WR any ideas ok? I already have it tough with work.

[QUOTE=CM]You know it. But personally i like the short ballet skirt with these frilly white tights

We are the Knights.
The Knights of the old spam.
We wear tights.
Tight tights.

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What about squires? I'll have a tea, please

Squires wear pink tutus

[QUOTE=CM]Squires wear pink tutus [/QUOTE]

HA, so you can make him fetch your horse in a pink tutu!

[QUOTE=Magrus]HA, so you can make him fetch your horse in a pink tutu! [/QUOTE]

No luis does Giles is his squire

[QUOTE=dragon wench]You're welcome
Now that you're awake, how about you help me whip CM into appropriate submission? [/QUOTE]
Hm, OK. I think we need a whip of rose spikes, then

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hm, OK. I think we need a whip of rose spikes, then [/QUOTE]LMAO! Nothing like getting him where it hurts, eh?

[QUOTE=Brynn]Hm, OK. I think we need a whip of rose spikes, then [/QUOTE]

*whistles* I can show you ladies where to get one of those. My ex begged me to get one for her, but we broke up last year and she never got it.

[QUOTE=Magrus]*whistles* I can show you ladies where to get one of those. My ex begged me to get one for her, but we broke up last year and she never got it. [/QUOTE]
You fool, you should've waited until she got it and then break up

[QUOTE=Brynn]You fool, you should've waited until she got it and then break up [/QUOTE]

I would have had to pay for it. That would have been stupid.

[QUOTE=Magrus]*whistles* I can show you ladies where to get one of those. My ex begged me to get one for her, but we broke up last year and she never got it. [/QUOTE]

All this, and you without a kite.... Or was that the reason you split up

[QUOTE=giles337]All this, and you without a kite.... Or was that the reason you split up [/QUOTE]

Grrr. I thought that was an innocent conversation and curbed my pervertedness for a minute and look what happens. No, that's not why we broke up. However, well. No, that's not appropriate. Back to drinking.