The HBI - Heathen Bureau of Investigation

Fiona · Post by **Fiona** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:09 pm

OK. BTW what is ingorss ?

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:11 pm

A typo. I think I spelled it wrong anyways. Engross?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:25 pm

Subject: CM

Former angent of the dead COMM forces. Spammer, troublemaker. Now moderator, attempting to behave.

Potential Problems:

The Heathens shall take care with the following items, each with their own unique agenda:
WR - Possible weapon of mass distruction via henna tatoos.
Bananas - Biohazardous material "to be" introduced in day-to-day worldwide food chain.
Nuclear Bananas - Possible risk of nuclear mayhem.

Problems that Require Current Attention:

Outbreak of spamorama virus and monkey invasion caused by mutagen.

Potential Damage from subject:

Low to Medium if alone; High to Global Killer if COMM arises.

File status: Pending.

Subject pros: None at the moment.

I suggest a next case for investigation, then:

Which conspiracy destroyed Magrus Computer?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:35 pm

If im not mistaken, Magrus was a powerful Heathen leader, therefore, it stands to reason that the forces of COMM would put him out of action via computer frying before they attempt to revive themselves and/or make another attempt on the Citadel.

Hill-Shatar · Post by **Hill-Shatar** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:37 pm

[QUOTE=Phreddie]If im not mistaken, Magrus was a powerful Heathen leader, therefore, it stands to reason that the forces of COMM would put him out of action via computer frying before they attempt to revive themselves and/or make another attempt on the Citadel.[/QUOTE]

Mag is honorary, if I remember correctly. He had no initiation and is well liked by all. For all intents and purposes he is neutral.

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:41 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Mag is honorary, if I remember correctly. He had no initiation and is well liked by all. For all intents and purposes he is neutral.

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It is quite possible then, due to his nuetral status, and his fame and respect amongst SYMians, he was approached by COMM in an effort ot gain him as an ally, he would bring the masses. He most likely refused or was too drunk to realize what was being offered, and COMM disabled his ability to communicate with the Rest of the GB population so that he could not warn of impending invasion, and or join the Heathens giving COMM an even more powerful ally.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:42 pm

[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Mag is honorary, if I remember correctly. He had no initiation and is well liked by all. For all intents and purposes he is neutral.

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I don't know... Did the vet confirm that Mag's surgery was successful?

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:44 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]I don't know... Did the vet confirm that the surgery was successful?

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LMAO, ive never met him but from post-op pics it looked like the surgery was mostly successful but there was an odd sweling resting on his thigh....

Athena · Post by **Athena** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:21 pm

They're bananas, Reverend! go to http://www.boring3d.com/daily/03-18-03.jpg
or try to spell this one out, http://www.durham.anglican.org/worship/ ... ananas.jpg

CM · Post by CM » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:37 am

Aww a thread for little old me. I must say i have achieved cult status

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:06 am

[QUOTE=CM]Aww a thread for little old me. I must say i have achieved cult status

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its not a cult, cults worship, like the one for Brynn.

This hallowed place,(if you could ignore the smell of booze) is meant to bring you down!

I think its COMM trying to revive themselves, so they wiped Mag out and never let him warn us!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:00 am

Demo i tihnk this is more a first line of defense against a rebirth of COMM, note the word Heathen in the title, we are here in order to investigate all members, and if we find any link to the current festering corpse of COMM we then arrest them, and punish them.....

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:04 am

Haha, I've gotten in trouble for this before, but hey, let's do it again...

COMM on, it's not that big a deal

!

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:26 am

[QUOTE=dj_venom]COMM on, it's not that big a deal

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disturbing to say the least.... this will brought to luis.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:31 am

i have no problem with guttin you with a wooden spoon DJ

Phreddie · Post by **Phreddie** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:34 am

[QUOTE=Demortis]i have no problem with guttin you with a wooden spoon DJ

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NO, NO violence! her have some febreeeze, that will clear your head.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:46 am

get that stuff away from me, or you will be breathing it from a hose

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:49 am

Demo, I remember you waged war on me last time, and I had a very unpleasant encounter with Brynn's dragon.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:56 am

Well, you were acting like a COMMie. What else did you expect? Besides this time I wont need the dragons help.

@Luis: We must investigate DJ now, hes acting very suspecious!

dj_venom · Post by **dj_venom** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:00 am

Well that's COMMpletely outragous.

And bring it on!

*adopts Matrix pose*