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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:09 pm
by Fiona
OK. BTW what is ingorss ?

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:11 pm
by Hill-Shatar
A typo. I think I spelled it wrong anyways. Engross? :confused: :o

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:25 pm
by Luis Antonio
Subject: CM

Former angent of the dead COMM forces. Spammer, troublemaker. Now moderator, attempting to behave.

Potential Problems:

The Heathens shall take care with the following items, each with their own unique agenda:
WR - Possible weapon of mass distruction via henna tatoos.
Bananas - Biohazardous material "to be" introduced in day-to-day worldwide food chain.
Nuclear Bananas - Possible risk of nuclear mayhem.

Problems that Require Current Attention:


Outbreak of spamorama virus and monkey invasion caused by mutagen.

Potential Damage from subject:


Low to Medium if alone; High to Global Killer if COMM arises.

File status: Pending.

Subject pros: None at the moment.


I suggest a next case for investigation, then:

Which conspiracy destroyed Magrus Computer?

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:35 pm
by Phreddie
If im not mistaken, Magrus was a powerful Heathen leader, therefore, it stands to reason that the forces of COMM would put him out of action via computer frying before they attempt to revive themselves and/or make another attempt on the Citadel.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:37 pm
by Hill-Shatar
[QUOTE=Phreddie]If im not mistaken, Magrus was a powerful Heathen leader, therefore, it stands to reason that the forces of COMM would put him out of action via computer frying before they attempt to revive themselves and/or make another attempt on the Citadel.[/QUOTE]

Mag is honorary, if I remember correctly. He had no initiation and is well liked by all. For all intents and purposes he is neutral. :D

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:41 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Mag is honorary, if I remember correctly. He had no initiation and is well liked by all. For all intents and purposes he is neutral. :D [/QUOTE]
It is quite possible then, due to his nuetral status, and his fame and respect amongst SYMians, he was approached by COMM in an effort ot gain him as an ally, he would bring the masses. He most likely refused or was too drunk to realize what was being offered, and COMM disabled his ability to communicate with the Rest of the GB population so that he could not warn of impending invasion, and or join the Heathens giving COMM an even more powerful ally.

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:42 pm
by dragon wench
[QUOTE=Hill-Shatar]Mag is honorary, if I remember correctly. He had no initiation and is well liked by all. For all intents and purposes he is neutral. :D [/QUOTE]

I don't know... Did the vet confirm that Mag's surgery was successful? :D

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:44 pm
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=dragon wench]I don't know... Did the vet confirm that the surgery was successful? :D [/QUOTE]
LMAO, ive never met him but from post-op pics it looked like the surgery was mostly successful but there was an odd sweling resting on his thigh....

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:21 pm
by Athena
They're bananas, Reverend! go to http://www.boring3d.com/daily/03-18-03.jpg
or try to spell this one out, http://www.durham.anglican.org/worship/ ... ananas.jpg

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:37 am
by CM
Aww a thread for little old me. I must say i have achieved cult status :D

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:06 am
by Demortis
[QUOTE=CM]Aww a thread for little old me. I must say i have achieved cult status :D [/QUOTE]

its not a cult, cults worship, like the one for Brynn. :D This hallowed place,(if you could ignore the smell of booze) is meant to bring you down!

I think its COMM trying to revive themselves, so they wiped Mag out and never let him warn us!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:00 am
by Phreddie
Demo i tihnk this is more a first line of defense against a rebirth of COMM, note the word Heathen in the title, we are here in order to investigate all members, and if we find any link to the current festering corpse of COMM we then arrest them, and punish them..... ;)

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:04 am
by dj_venom
Haha, I've gotten in trouble for this before, but hey, let's do it again... :D

COMM on, it's not that big a deal :p !

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:26 am
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=dj_venom]COMM on, it's not that big a deal :p ![/QUOTE]
disturbing to say the least.... this will brought to luis.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:31 am
by Demortis
i have no problem with guttin you with a wooden spoon DJ :D

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:34 am
by Phreddie
[QUOTE=Demortis]i have no problem with guttin you with a wooden spoon DJ :D [/QUOTE]
NO, NO violence! her have some febreeeze, that will clear your head.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:46 am
by Demortis
get that stuff away from me, or you will be breathing it from a hose

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:49 am
by dj_venom
Demo, I remember you waged war on me last time, and I had a very unpleasant encounter with Brynn's dragon.

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:56 am
by Demortis
Well, you were acting like a COMMie. What else did you expect? Besides this time I wont need the dragons help.

@Luis: We must investigate DJ now, hes acting very suspecious!

Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:00 am
by dj_venom
Well that's COMMpletely outragous.

And bring it on!

*adopts Matrix pose*